Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick said that the Texas Senate will file a resolution to officially change the name of New York strip to "Texas strip."
https://www.chron.com/food/article/dan-patrick-new-york-texas-20196231.php
https://www.chron.com/food/article/dan-patrick-new-york-texas-20196231.php
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also fuck you Dan it's a New York strip.
This man couldn't name clear nail polish unless it somehow stuck it to the libs
It's amazing how dumb and performative all of this bullshit is. Just the dumbest fucking timeline brought to us by a bunch of grifting assholes posing as public servants.
Trump needs to be given the illusion he is actually in control.
But Texas is gonna Texas.
Not certain it tops the list quite yet but it's absolutely a good effort.
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. They . Need . To . Be . Arrested . Immediately .
For conspiring with Trump/Russia.
For crimes against humanity
Also we're making a law to dictate what you can call a particular part of a sliced up cow."
#tejasnottexas
Notably also not Texan? Dan Patrick, who was born & raised in Maryland
It's fucking unreal how unserious 99.99% of elected officials in this dogshit country are
Also, as an elementary school teacher in Edmonton once told a group of us: If it ain't Alberta, it ain't beef!
If you want a steak named by an asshole order the Texas Strip
"Shithole State Hold'Em"
"Shithole State Roadhouse"
No matter those measles outbreaks and deaths, federal workers and vets not being supported, 4 years & billions with the grid not fixed, and maybe rethink the cuts to education.
This is his issue? Not unvaxxed dying from measles.
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PA Lt Gov John Fetterman*'s favorite charity for finding a case of voter fraud (a Republican voting his dead mom's absentee ballot.)
"Texas Strip" happens at a honkeytonk.
*Yeah, yeah, I know.
Thank goodness for Florida so Texas isn't the stupidest state (it's very close though).
Every time a Texas Republican talks about New York.
Can't have people talking about that measles outbreak.
https://www.statesman.com/story/news/state/2025/02/20/measles-parties-west-texas-outbreak/78980925007/
2026 Texas voters, you’ve got this.
Idiotic.
Also, doubly moronic because all the top Texas steakhouses buy from Allen Brothers of Chicago.
Source: Am in Texas, also buy from Allen Brothers.
Take that, snowflakes!
In addition to most head of cattle, Texas can claim most morons in State government.