Sorry, in addition to that face you pulled after "2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner" the correct answer for straightness is 7-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, dishsoap, car wax, engine degreaser, hunting dog sterilizer, and toothpaste.
Mmm yes very straight I feel the heterosexuality radiating off of you. Any feds who may or may not be watching this, we, his fans, believe this to be true. No need to investigate further. Thank you for your time.
Forget about those jerks and be who you want to be. I think in your heart you know you are gay. Let that love out and don’t hide it for anyone. I like your beard. Do you like mine?
That sure knew how to take credit.... I think RCA got the idea from him when they stole the television set from Tupper Farnsworth. The inventor couldn't afford to keep defending his patent in court.
Don't forget Axe body wash applied with a pouf... I'm sorry, "detailer"... mounted in a black rubber tactical grip. Because, you know, gotta treat your body like an F150.
Love you and your art, Adam...AND your blue sweater...no matter how...by the way, I couldn,t care less if you use 2 in 1 or 6 in 1 conditioner...BTW... HOW on Earth, will you GUYZ survive your President the next 4 years...?
This is the perfect outfit for this because it's very similar to a BPD-induced rant from an off-duty Times Square wrong-color Elmo I've heard in the past
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flannel plaid flannel.
😉🤫
"If it's good enough for mah hair it's good enough for the rest of me."
In a black bottle.
With a monster truck on it.
*whispers* “You got to make it more bassy”
Love your sweater! 👍
(Also, where do I find that sweater in the wild?)
"2 in 1 shampoo" 😂
Hetero, hetero, hetero 🫳🏽🤜🏽
I just assumed you were an ally…