On reddit there is a guy who didn’t clean his tub in 10 years and his “irish spring 5-in-1” product made a big clean spot. Many people are obsessed. I haven’t been this engaged since someone found a hominid jaw fossil in their moms floor tiles
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Irish spring SLS concentration might be off the chart. And even though dude claimed he tried to clean the bathtub for 10 years, he obviously didn’t try Clorox which would’ve made this bath clean within an hour
Hey Jorts, it was like that when he moved in and no cleaning in ten years managed to shift it. Except Irish Spring 5-in-1!
So he does regular cleaning.
But regular doesn't have to mean twice a day! Just enough to be clean most of the time.
It's an apartment and has been like that since he moved in. He's tried many different cleaning products and had given up, which is why the accidental Irish spring cleaning method is so funny.
If this works, Irish spring is going to have shortages.
tldr, man attempts to kill large predatory worm with poison, ground glass, and super glue. he thought he caught it and killed it, but they're very resilient and can regenerate.
he eventually manages to trap it, discovers it was about 4 feet long at the beginning, and with grudging respect exiles it to Fish Jail, aka the local aquarium store where it will live out its days.
For everyone who family and holidays are weird: there’s always something else interesting going on so you can sandbag your feelings. like a person on reddit doing something weird
Several Christmases ago I had just read this amazing story on Reddit about an orange cat that I was keeping in my back pocket for when I (inevitably) needed to derail an awkward conversation
I tried real hard to bring up Jorts after a long, awkward, somewhat public argument about police violence with my parents one holiday and it did not help 😭 sorry buddy they're dog people
Okay the old school NY landlord broom trick might actually save my life. Broom bristles aren't gonna cause scratches like a scouring pad and the extremely long arm and wide surface area would make it so much easier on my shitty chronic pain body?? Trying this immediately tomorrow
The cynic in me thinks this is viral marketing for the product since they "tried everything" and comet with bleach definitely would have taken care if that. Interesting how you can still see the original clean spot.
For both of these you need to go to profile and so forth. Fair warning the tub guy is someone who likes airborne his private parts but that tub will make that not shocking
“ With a bar of Irish Spring in your hand /it’s like taking a shower in Ireland”. I thought Irish Spring was discontinued more than ten years ago. I have an olfactory memory of it that I would love to lose.
This was very good, but I’d have to argue that Paris Zarcilla finding the mama cat and kittens under his bed was the best. Watching his life change in real time was incredible.
The change from “I’m not a cat guy” to “total cat guy” is so pure and truly unexpected, it’s a joy to experience vicariously (and we all need a little more joy!)
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It sounds like the start of an indie low-budget horror flick...
TEN YEARS?! Jesus Christ, he doesn't need bathtub cleaner, he needs a flamethrower and a hazmat suit.
So he does regular cleaning.
But regular doesn't have to mean twice a day! Just enough to be clean most of the time.
If this works, Irish spring is going to have shortages.
link for the curious. CW: creepy crawlies
https://www.michiganreefers.com/threads/the-bobbit-worm-chronicles.84173/?nested_view=1&sortby=oldest
Several rough months, for many of us.
Tub cleaning post: https://www.reddit.com/r/CleaningTips/s/1THop9MXLQ
Jaw fossil post: https://www.reddit.com/r/fossils/s/u7AHOO6Nyx
Someone put them in!
These videos are better than chocolate.
(we have not, comet will erase all your sins, and also your fingerprints for a moment)
Right before I called a realtor, cuz I ain't livin' with no dead person's parts embedded in my structure. 🤣
Dirty tub 5 in 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/CleaningTips/s/OSlEvK6OKe
Hominid tile fossil: https://www.reddit.com/r/fossils/s/efsEkMwcFd
I have over a decade of lore locked in my head. The safe? The other safe?