I tried dual wielding once- two bags of shopping, one in each hand. Thought I was doing alright till a tin of beans ripped straight through the bag and rolled into traffic. Nearly caused an incident with a bloke on a bike. He swerved, went straight into a wheelie bin. I still can’t go to that Tescos
Th only thing funnier than a Michael Hobbes tweet is imagining him reading them and the only thing funnier than that is picturing his voice coming out of Artie Ziff
Yeah after Stonewall we ditched the hanky code and adopted the Smith And Wesson Charter. You can probably guess what a revolver indicates but if you have to ask about the Uzi you'll get kicked out of the bar for sure
This is important, I've been living vicariously through Peter learning about twinks. This is my only source of knowledge because I'm too scared if I Google "twinks" I might fight out I'm bisexual... sorry, that I'm a straight due who sleeps with dudes.
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me, now, given everything else going on:
Thank you
(sorry, couldn't help it 😁