I’m sorry but you simply cannot gift the Christ Child an esky full of cum. I don’t care how unvaccinated it is. You’re going directly to ultra-hell for doing that.
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From the people who brought us "imaginary space genie is real" comes this years newest product, "nothing is real except for imaginary space genie" coming to an everywhere near you
i love how gold is the same, there’s a bit of wordplay with “common sense” for “frankincense”, but then they got to myrrh and was like “fuck it, i’m just gonna fill it with jizz”
Also the gold, frankincense, and myrrh are representative of Christ as King, God (the incense burnt in worship rituals), and Man (myrrh being used on a body for burial, as all men die).
So Christ is getting dunked in the cum when he dies.
The woke mob will really hate the second panel where the infant Jesus drains it like a Capri Sun and then crushes it against his forehead, yelling OO-RA
no there's a whole thing about "unvaxxed sperm is the new bontcoin". some people have tried to set up unvaxxed sperm exchanges for people with poorly disguised breeding fetishes that invariably have no women on them and immediately get the shit hacked out of them
there's a thing of antivax bullshit about how vaccine harm can be spread by sperm, or vaccines make men infertile (both horseshit.) and so "unvaxxed sperm is going to be super precious" is a thing in some sectors of the right.
So… what do we call people who are born without a womb? No, I’m not trying to do some gotcha troll thing here. I lean left in my opinions, but historically man/woman has proven rather convenient in defining those key differences. What is the alternative now if those two are interchangeable?
treat someone as a man if they want to be treated as a man, a woman if they want to be treated as a woman, and if you’re not sure what someone’s deal is, ask them “what are your pronouns?” simple as that.
These are answers to different questions. I’m asking about vocabulary. People with wombs are the ones who get pregnant. Historically we have called those people women. If the definitions are changing then what is the updated vocabulary to help us continue making this distinction?
So if you see a Kroger bag on the sidewalk with a baboon uterus in it, you point at it and say to anyone nearby "that's technically a woman". Do I have your personality profile clear in my head?
The actual answer to this question, of course, is "don't worry about it". The scenario will not arise and if it does just say "people with wombs". Or "wombats".
If someone wants me to treat them as man/woman, I have no problem with that. I’m already voting in the LGBTQ+ community’s best interests. But it would be helpful to answer the question I’m posing if there’s hope of changing conservative minds
you aren’t having any trouble referring to people who can get pregnant here, just say “people who can get pregnant”. if you’re looking for a one-word shorthand i am not aware of one. but how often do you talk about a stranger’s fertility anyway…?
I want to emphasize, you don’t need to change my mind. I’m already in agreement with the trans community. The goal is to change the mind of people that don’t already agree. If the 2024 election map showed anything, that kind of update to language has had little impact
The artist never even stopped to think about how he was drawing a cartoon where the three wise men bring baby Jesus a suitcase full of jizz. They're so not normal and they don't even realize it.
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So Christ is getting dunked in the cum when he dies.
The actual answer to this question, of course, is "don't worry about it". The scenario will not arise and if it does just say "people with wombs". Or "wombats".