Please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner.... -me hugging my crying wife - ThreadSky

theciscokidder.bsky.social • 66 days ago

Please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner....

-me hugging my crying wife

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uffdada.bsky.social•66 days ago

Every time 🥴😂

theciscokidder.bsky.social•66 days ago

Men are awful 😂

uffdada.bsky.social•66 days ago

We really are.

corduroycheddar.bsky.social•66 days ago

"How festive", my wife would say

theciscokidder.bsky.social•66 days ago

🤣

yippyskippy.bsky.social•52 days ago

Mourning wood

theciscokidder.bsky.social•52 days ago

🤣

yippyskippy.bsky.social•66 days ago

Every damn time 😆

theciscokidder.bsky.social•66 days ago

I blame evolution

hiddenpinky.bsky.social•66 days ago

(before sex)
Babe, could you start crying and come to me for a reassuring hug?

theciscokidder.bsky.social•66 days ago

😂

vikingblood70.bsky.social•66 days ago

Man you should really look into being a grief counselor
Put those skills to good use!

theciscokidder.bsky.social•65 days ago

🤣

thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social•66 days ago

Today, I learned that this was a thing. Thanks for doing the important work, buddy

theciscokidder.bsky.social•66 days ago

🤣 Yw

thesociophi.bsky.social•66 days ago

Do all men do this when faced with a crying woman? Now I want to troll them by snotting it up. Every time I’m in public, and a douche in thin trousers tries to flirt with me by mansplaining something, I will just turn into a water fountain and let the entire bar bear witness to his humiliation.

staceylscott.bsky.social•66 days ago

And offer a prayer to St. Lorena 🙏🏻
https://teeonerockin.blogspot.com/2024/12/lorena-bobbitt-patron-saint-of-your.html

theciscokidder.bsky.social•66 days ago

🤣

theciscokidder.bsky.social•66 days ago

🤣 It's all part of the human condition 😭

techguy3.bsky.social•66 days ago

Doesn’t have to even be a crying one. Go up and hug a random man. Chances are he’ll have one before you let go. Even a masseuse can be an issue. 🤣

Hey we don’t control it! 🤣

mikebuettner.bsky.social•66 days ago

Oh, this didn’t end well😂

theciscokidder.bsky.social•66 days ago

🤣

larryedvickers.bsky.social•66 days ago

If I was crying and hugging I would want someone to make moves on me....

theciscokidder.bsky.social•66 days ago

😂

zamb4.bsky.social•66 days ago

aww

ficklefilly.bsky.social•66 days ago

That made me properly laugh out loud! 😂 🏆

theciscokidder.bsky.social•66 days ago

Yes!! 😁

kmillz.bsky.social•66 days ago

😂💀

dubs0203.bsky.social•66 days ago

😂😂😂…crying

surprisedface.bsky.social•66 days ago

Oh my god, thank you! I thought it was just me.

brassaboutface.bsky.social•66 days ago

Why are you hugging his crying wife?

surprisedface.bsky.social•66 days ago

Dammit, when a lady is sad, you don't hesitate.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•66 days ago

😆😂🍻

surprisedface.bsky.social•66 days ago

Bluesky truly is The People's Therapy™

los-los.bsky.social•66 days ago

🏆

theciscokidder.bsky.social•66 days ago

🙂

chapleskiben.bsky.social•66 days ago

The worst was in high school. Never failed that you’d get asked to come up to the chalkboard

notquietmodemd.bsky.social•66 days ago

“No thanks, I’ll take the fucking zero” was my refrain

ggitsgrant.bsky.social•66 days ago

i’ll tank by grade before my reputation

notquietmodemd.bsky.social•66 days ago

💯 because the nickname and the moment will live on FOREVER

jimlf.bsky.social•66 days ago

In gym class in Jr. High, the teachers for the boy's and girl's classes had a dance during class for us. This girl wanted to dance with me and she couldn't dance. All she did was bounce back and forth against my dick. Boom!

theciscokidder.bsky.social•66 days ago

😂

whatsername2.bsky.social•66 days ago

Duuude 🤣🤣🤣

theciscokidder.bsky.social•66 days ago

I'm so sorry 🤣

whatsername2.bsky.social•66 days ago

Oh
Don't be
Lol

thelalalandd.bsky.social•52 days ago

that is true love. 🥹
as a very supportive friend, i hope she cries more (in a good way)😂

theciscokidder.bsky.social•52 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

thelalalandd.bsky.social•52 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social•66 days ago

You hug your wife when she’s crying? Nice

theciscokidder.bsky.social•66 days ago

😂🤣

againstkookery.bsky.social•66 days ago

But then she did.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•65 days ago

😂

pjthecat.bsky.social•66 days ago

😂😂

jokeherr.bsky.social•66 days ago

Tears make a great lubricant for the sex, so I’ve heard.

theciscokidder.bsky.social•66 days ago

😂

ggitsgrant.bsky.social•66 days ago

hey don’t blame me, he’s got a mind of his own🥱

patrickmichaels.bsky.social•66 days ago

Ok, I won’t get a stiffy as long as you don’t look funny at me and my boyfriend French kissing publicly . . . Hell, maybe ever groping each other at a busy bus stop.

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