This dude thinks he can fistfight his way to world peace. He can't. I mean, nobody can, but if you even want to try, you presumably have to be, like, good at fighting.
No true; once in boarding school he made fun of a kid because his dad had died and he got the crap beaten out of him. His own dad thought he deserved it.
Don't be silly. He keeps on claiming loudly that he wants to fight actual martial arts enthusiasts, who are famous and have more important responsibilities than fighting and are never going to fight him.
He doesn't similarly loudly challenge anyone who might show up and fight him.
Is there a human being alive more pathetic than Muskrat? He challenged Putin to a fight? For starters, no he didn't. Secondly, no he didn't. Lastly, no he fucking didn't.
What a fucking putz. Did he think Putin's security team would either agree to it or allow him anywhere in the vicinity? That's how you get a polonium-laced enema.
Well, he tweeted that he'd fight Putin and probably Putin never even heard about it because he's actually doing his job instead of reading shitposts on social media.
putin may be old and (possibly?) falling apart, but if that loves anything beyond crushing enemies, it's combat sambo and martial arts, so id put my rubles on the former kgb agent
I liked the story I read on the old site a few months ago about VVP slipping on the stairs and shitting his pants. Sorry, not sorry - he oversees the goons who poisoned his rival’s underwear & nearly killed him.
Not sure I believe his black belt is legit after seeing him play hockey. Also pretty sure the Ukrainians were going to fight back even after Putin "won" Ukraine by beating up Musk.
“My car drove itself to Putin’s house after I changed the arrangements for the fight several times after he initially agreed but this day he said he was away traveling” is what I’m hearing.
everyone talks a lot about how he's a terrible poster and physically incapable of being funny but i think there's not enough recognition of him as the final boss of internet tough guys
Is this guy 12 years old.. like what the fuck... bro he's not going to fight.. he MIGHT nuke you, but why would he even bother, even if he was sure he could win.. he has real power.
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Not even worth acknowledging how destroyed Musk would get in seconds because the scenario is such pure nonsense
He doesn't similarly loudly challenge anyone who might show up and fight him.
And the Chinese Army participated in an Independence Day celebration in Mexico City.
Honestly I’m not some conspiracy person; quite the opposite actually. But gosh this is a strange world we live in.