my favorite kind of boomer posts are ones that start with shit like “dear wokes,” with some stupid shit under it and end the post with “sincerely, americans”. they always fucking cook with that
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There are assholes in every demographic. Can we please leave the " I hate it when Boomers..." crap over on Threads? (Not a Boomer, but just so sick of ageism)
Oh yeah. I remember Facebook. I wonder how it’s doing these days? Probably just people sharing photos of their dogs and funny memes. Community news and posting photos for granny to see. Weddings and birthday dinners. I bet it’s chill.
Reminds me of pre Maga era boomers I'd overhear at McDonald's chatting about O-bama like he had some imaginary lib superpowers. Yeah, he sucked and I hated him too, but let's not give him undeserved credit for ruining your conservative lives.
dear wokes
how would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini m&ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?
sincerely, americans
dear wokes,
I'm over here stroking my dick. I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck man. I'm a freak man like for real.
sincerely, Americans 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Would you like to come to our barbecue on thursday? It will start at 5:00 PM (17:00) and is open to all ages, so please leave alcohol at home. Aside from that feel free to bring snacks or soda and anything you'd like to grill.
I loved when these used to be attributed to Bill Cosby before he was known as a rapist, but given the state of America it's possible they start circulating over his forged signature again.
The world scares me now-a-days! I was so mad I pooped myself this morning thinking about how the inherent contractions of capital are becoming more clear to the proletariat and the thin veneer is quickly slipping into barbarism. Also the trangenderds!
Dear Wokes, my wife left me after I stood up for my trans Daughter, thank you for all your support and well wishing in this trying time, I'm so proud of her, God Bless
Lol. Always ask them to define woke for me & I've never gotten a direct answer. I guess cause in person they don't want to immediately come off as a bigoted piece of shit, as opposed to online. It's always fun to see
they also don't even know what they mean, i think! like that clip of that woman who wrote an entire book about anti-wokeness and then couldn't describe it in an interview 😂
All posted by a single dude who seems to just be spamming it ever since he made his account. He’s trying to get banned so he can run back to Twitter and cry about the lack of free speech here.
Deeply weird unhinged individuals with nothing to be happy about IRL. Deep down they know even the MAGA people they worship wouldn’t want to be in the same room as them.
dear woke, Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Lily needy drinky. sincerely americans 🇺🇸🦅
I took trumps dick outta my mouth to tell you he's your president
Ok back to work for the AMERICAN PEOPLE
(It's me I'm the American people god this dick is so good)
Would you eat spaghetti if it was served on Thanksgiving? Especially if it has turkey sausage? I think it would be weird to have it, but there's no rule saying it shouldn't be allowed, and would have a small bowl to be polite.
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My wife left me
Sincerely, Americans 🦅🇺🇸
how do i turn the noise off on Grindr????
but yeah
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Sincerely,
Americans
the next time you take a sip of tap water, remember who pissed in it
sincerely, americans
how would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini m&ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?
sincerely, americans
I'm over here stroking my dick. I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck man. I'm a freak man like for real.
sincerely, Americans 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Pee is stored in the balls.
Sincerely,
Americans
Keep making conservatives uncomfortable by being hot.
Sincerely,
America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydxIeO-2C2M
Sincerely, patriotic god fearing Americans.
My tv won’t show me Fox News. It just says HDMI 2. I’m scared and angry.
Sincerely Americans
Today I told the teenage Starbucks employee, Merry Christmas.
Sincerely, Americans
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Try not to get scared: Scariest stories. I wasn't scareds of anything... that was until I met the scary man.
Sincerely, Americans.
Pee is stored in the balls.
sincerely, americans.
Would you like to come to our barbecue on thursday? It will start at 5:00 PM (17:00) and is open to all ages, so please leave alcohol at home. Aside from that feel free to bring snacks or soda and anything you'd like to grill.
Sincerely, Americans.
Most of my friends are boomers.
We don't post shit like that.
the koopalings and i-
The world scares me now-a-days! I was so mad I pooped myself this morning thinking about how the inherent contractions of capital are becoming more clear to the proletariat and the thin veneer is quickly slipping into barbarism. Also the trangenderds!
Sincerity, Americans
Sincerely, Americans
We never eat at the Rainforest Café anymore.
Sincerely america
for your viewing pleasure 😂
You are the true GOAT for this 🙌
make the subway footlong 12" and $5 again so I can eat it with my COLD DEAD HANDS
sincerely,
WE THE PEOPLE
Sincerely Americans
What does this flag mean 🏳️🌈 and why do all the pretty people use it
Sincerely, Americans
My Bitcoin wallet my idiot son bought me got stolen and I had to sell my double wide trailer.
Sincerely, patriotic Americans
The world is flat. Do your own research, and get over it
Sincerely, The American people 😤😤🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸
I took trumps dick outta my mouth to tell you he's your president
Ok back to work for the AMERICAN PEOPLE
(It's me I'm the American people god this dick is so good)
Would you eat spaghetti if it was served on Thanksgiving? Especially if it has turkey sausage? I think it would be weird to have it, but there's no rule saying it shouldn't be allowed, and would have a small bowl to be polite.
Sincerely, AMERICANS
My wife left me
Americans
Stop making me have gay thoughts about my neighbor Brian.
Sincerely, Americans
I hate being so hot and woke.
All the magats keep hitting me up on grinder.
Sincerely,
Brian