It got me
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I’m addicted to reading (also to coffee, but I digress).

So I read everything, and checked all but 2.5 criteria…

And yes, the circle is not round…
still not gonna read the first part
I did just to make sure I wasn’t posting something with a horrific joke in it but yeah

That was boring
I appreciate that you read it for us
I used it as a test to check my ADHD meds are working properly. Verdict? Yes meds are doing their job, I was able to read all three (all text) and reflect on how I relate to each of the points.

I could even identify the ones that are slightly reworded repeats.

Meds Correct = Manageable Life
well, definite proof I’m not on my meds today lol
So do you often go off them?

I have experimented with that a couple of times, but honestly it’s make such a huge difference for me that I’m pretty consistent about making sure I don’t miss.
Truuuuuuuuth.
LOOK AT WHAT IM WEARING LOL
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I like to think that our priorities are perfectly fine. Who has time to read all of that while doom scrolling?
That's not fair, I had to scroll UP to see this, so I saw that green one first!
Read the 1st and moved to the green blob lol felt called out so I went back and read the rest of the bulletin points
It me.
I got three deep before it was proven right. 😅
Jesus Christ, it got me too because I didn't read your post I just went straight to the graphic
Too true.
The gall! I mean... I got got.. but cmon!
Didn’t even read the first blurb lol
I skimmed ot to see if it mentioned squirrels again.
Lolololol that feels unfair
Ah shit
What middle part?
fudge
Am..... I the only one who realized the green circle is lopsided?......

Should..... should I be concerned by this specific realization?--
lol, i blame the structure of the infographic; it takes effort to pull the eyes away from the next line and go back to the top of the other half of the list
Me too... 😳
Goddammit.
(but also getting distracted by squirrels)
*scrolls through the entire thing because it looks like ‘scary’*
*notices word ‘ADHD’*
— wait what did it say?
*scrolls back, reads first line*
— oh that
*scrolls away*
— wait what do they list?
*goes back*
— oh yeah that makes sense yeah
*scrolls away*
— wait, what green circle said?
*goes back*
got my ass haha
🙋‍♀️
SON OF A..... Sigh. I stopped at blue.
And me. Fuck
oh god damn it
it completely got me and I hate it
🟢
This is an ATTACK
I can’t like this, I have the ‘if it’s made of text my brain is obliged to read it’ ADHD which means I’m wedged in the middle and the bottom looks like a holiday!
I got issued with the "reading anything in front of me made of text" version of inattentive ADHD 😂
fuck 🤣
Yup, skipped the middle and went straight to the punchline.
It’s not reading the second half because it’s too small for your shitty eyes to read but you still don’t have glasses because you lack the executive function to find an eye doctor and make an appointment.
I have had a headache every day for weeks cuz I need new contacts but only remember to call the eye doctor at like 1am.
And then you go to use the so-called online scheduling portal, but it’s just a contact form and 3 days later someone from the office calls you at 11am on a tuesday and you don’t answer because it’s an unknown number, so they leave a vm telling you to call to schedule and the madness continues ♾️
Damn got my ass
TRUE
Fucken owned
I went back and looked through the second section to see if it had "getting distracted by squirrels" listed.
It should have!
HEY NOW 😂
damn 💀
Honest question, how deep am I on the spectrum if I got distracted by colorful magnets while doing job training?

(fwiw, they were VERY cool magnets!)
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i read the first two, nodded and moved on
I am proud to say I did not skip the 2nd half of the middle figure

…I actually skipped the *entire* middle figure cause it was long and was planning on going back after reading the 3rd one 😭
Read first part completely, read a bit of part two, read part three ... long sigh.
WITCHCRAFT!
AD(H)D is not a mental illness, it's neurodiversity and that diagram fails totally to mention the positive aspects of the AD(H)D mind, which exist and are the reason why so many leading academics are AD(H)D
I feel attacked by this infographic.
how dare you.
I can’t help but notice that the green circle isn’t round!
You ever see the video of the teacher doing the freehand circle?

This is peak #oddlysatisfying
I just watched that twice and a third time showing my dad!
Haha I almost remade the meme because that was bothering me so much
Brilliant!
I stopped reading the list at "Frequent Daydreaming" to see what the green circle says.
Ok, So what actually is it if Im distracted by squirrels?
How freaking dare you being right
...what? o_o

it got me??
Isn’t this everyone?
FUCK! 🫠🙃
I hate you
oh I just skipped to the beeg green one
It makes me insane that it’s not a circle
quirked up
BIG SIGH when i read the green one first and not the others.
Guilty 😔
Me 2
“Second half” nothing, I read none of it
God damn it
Shit.
Oop, got me too
You got me 😆
dangit.
Everyone’s replying to this with surprise as if we aren’t all on a Niche Social Media Site - NSMS being, of course, the traditional gathering place ground either Nazis or people with ADHD.

And last I checked, I’m not a Nazi, but I definitely didn’t read all the little words.
Fuck😅
Got me too
This is all good, but what am I, constantly distracted by squirrels?
I was hoping “getting distracted by squirrels” would make the end of the second list
Ohh
I feel for them. My son has this but in grade school he was prescribed small doses of Lithium and boom, next thing we knew he won an award for reading the most books. He is now the most successful of ANYONE in our family.
Also, the 4th step is reading all of the second part after being called out by the 3rd part 😂
And then noticing the circle isn’t a circle and going 🤮
Oi! Not fair
Oh shit
What does it say if I just fixated on how skewed the green circle was?
I almost remade the whole meme bc of that

Like ArrRrR
How did they know I was going to skip to the last line.
This 😡
fuuuck, got me :C
first circle: cool

second circle: skip

third circle: circle not circle
The oval drives me insane every time I see it
Ope.
I read a few words of the first point. Where do I sit
I must only have 50% ADHD cuz I got through 3/4 of the list
And me.
This plus I can't see to read it
😑
FUCK
It -kinda- got me. I saw the big attention-grabbing thing at the bottom and wanted to look at it and then contextualize with the smaller stuff afterward.
To be fair, that's just psychology and graphic design, your eyes seek out the other piece of information first.
Yeah, it’s quite tongue in cheek. The visual layout is clearly intended to make anyone struggle
I'd love to see this phrased "in the positive" - there is not one thing wrong with frequent daydreaming except when not driving or operating machinery, f'rinstance.

Also (f'rinstance) not mentioned in the graph is frequent bursts of creativity and inspiration...
🤦🏼‍♀️guilty
Literally said "that's a lot but it feels accurate" and scrolled down.
I need an appointment to read shit that long
* claps hands on ears repeatedly & quickly while loudly singing I'M NOT LISTENING LALALALALA *
Yup
So adhd inattentiveness type is actually… gay?
I didn’t expect that. Brw, what’s that lime green blob? I got distracted and didn’t read
What does it mean when you read the whole thing in the right order and deliberately ignore the lopsided overblown green circle until you've read everything else? Probably means I'm pedantic...
As squeirrls
Not ADHD but it got me too.

(Mine was more - that’s too small to read.)
I've never felt more personally called out by something.
OMFG... it got me too. Yes, very personal feel, much called out... 🙊

At least nowadays I know why I'm like this, I wasn't diagnosed until after I turned 30. 😐
I have been called out.
Probably got a lot of us. It sure got me.🤷‍♀️
Some of those are menopause symptoms as well!
Oh good
technically it got me on 'skipping ahead' but also 'shit I have seen this, what was the joke?'
I consciously (?) scanned ahead, so ... yeah.
Lmao, shhhhhhh
Damn
Damnit
Yes but the bottom green thing is NOT A CIRCLE it's some kind of oblong thingy and it.is.driving me BONKERS
LOL guilty