Pro-tip: If you’re trying to sell someone home owner’s insurance and you say “because of the election results, inflation will be dropping dramatically”, and the customer asks you why… don’t answer with: “Because Biden won’t be geo-engineering fake hurricanes anymore.”
Don’t do that.
Just don’t.
Don’t do that.
Just don’t.
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The fact that NJ is full of dumb fucks… we are surrounded by them.
Can you name and shame?
It's not even well thought out BS with these blokes. It's just toddler-level gibberish 😂🤯
First of all, if you want to sell me anything, don't even bring up Donald's name.
Srsly tho … we just switched from Allstate to Progressive and it’s half the cost 💙
I’m gonna tell my Son this one so we can come up with some flat answers for the next four years to psychologically smack people in the brain with
Don't mention storms from a leader's deed.
If asked why rates are low,
Say not "Biden's storms won't blow,"
Just don't go down that road, indeed!
Was this said by a functional adult ?
And then I’m crying because I’m hoping this isn’t an agent for the company I work for…..🤪🙃🙃
Anyone at all, apparently.
It’s gonna be a long, stupid trip on the learning curve with them. Bring a book.
A real one, in case we lose the grid.
He was pretty quiet afterwards.
Right now, I'm working on cold temperatures and snow. I'm going to call it "winter". Pretty cool, huh?
Stock up on firewood and cats and your favorite BBQ sauce.
The stupid never stops.
How’d that work out?
(Besides the insane accusations)
By "them," I mean the insurance companies.
And by "save," I mean apporve an even bigger rate increase.
Some Maga fool is ripe to purchase homeowners insurance, sure there will be less hurricanes now.
Did you buy the insurance?
They are empty vessels filled with trump shit...
The first culling is 80,000 chickens.
Ignorance is pervasive and weather is complex.
...
...WHAT
Run it past your state insurance commissioner.