"Mr. and Mrs. Average American are pleased to announce the engagement of their daughter, Jagged Little Pill, to Mr. Life's Rich Pageant, son of Ms. Pageant, of Boca Raton."
I had entertained the idea of naming a hypothetical daughter Surfer Rosa. My wife had something else to say about that (and then we didn’t have any daughters anyway).
Our children Use Your Illusion I and Use Your Illusion II are *constantly* having to tell their teachers that it's not pronounced "Use Your Illusion the First" or "Use Your Illusion the Second"
A kid in my son's elementary school was named God Invests You. The kids didn't want to call him God for short, so they wound up calling him You. Not making this up.
It’s Ms… Fear of? Full name Ms. Fear of a Black Planet?
Wife glares at me.
Don’t blame me, I say. We could’ve had a darling Livvy. But noooo, your cousin gave birth first to twins and took Live at SanQuentin, *and* Live at Folsom
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Oh, you like Neutral Milk Hotel?
- what? No. It's where he was conceived
Pick up the phone
Pretzel Logic.
Their big sister Steal This Album is very excited!
“Hi Who are You”
“Who Are You.”
“I’m Dave.”” Who are You?”
“Who Are You.”
And the wheels on the bus go round and round. 😂
Ah, but I see that we are old school to your more modern spin. No apostrophe for our kid
- Are you talking to me?
- No, my son is also named Tigermilk.
Wife glares at me.
Don’t blame me, I say. We could’ve had a darling Livvy. But noooo, your cousin gave birth first to twins and took Live at SanQuentin, *and* Live at Folsom