The fact that Han Solo’s son’s name is Ben which is Hebrew for son just proves my theory that Han Solo’s full name is Hanukkah Solomon. - ThreadSky

ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social • 60 days ago

The fact that Han Solo’s son’s name is Ben which is Hebrew for son just proves my theory that Han Solo’s full name is Hanukkah Solomon.

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cryptan.bsky.social•60 days ago

madewa.bsky.social•60 days ago

Absolutely.

drpaulabominable.bsky.social•59 days ago

He was born Chaim Solomon but changed it to go into the lucrative smuggling business (where the execs, like Jabba The Hutt, don't want you to appear "too ethnic").

gwendolynarcane.bsky.social•60 days ago

Excellent theory. You’ve got a strong case.

mattlawless.bsky.social•60 days ago

I think it’s for Ben Kenobi, who everyone knows is Scottish.

weaselfd.bsky.social•60 days ago

And let me guess….it’s not a dreidel, it’s a spinning light saber

asadiablo.me•60 days ago

This is a confirmed fact. Harrison Ford is 1/4 Jewish, but gets bonus points for punching Nazis.

jackpersico.bsky.social•60 days ago

Not too shabby…

theprojecthavoc.bsky.social•60 days ago

This is the first time in my life I read something on a social media post and laugh. Well done.

nouveaubougee.bsky.social•60 days ago

This makes me wonder if Nerf Herder is an anti-Semitic slur

mattlawless.bsky.social•60 days ago

It’s anti scoundrel

moonmayor.bsky.social•60 days ago

In the old universe, Hanukkah Solomon was raised by a Wookie woman. So now I am wondering if maybe Wookies are Jewish.

captainambivalent.com•60 days ago

I can totally hear Leia calling him that when she’s mad

harriet75.bsky.social•60 days ago

Hahaah! Love it

thesnarktank.bsky.social•60 days ago

A reminder to always keep the Han in Hanukkah!🕎

svenpeake.bsky.social•60 days ago

Okay, but what about the Chan in Chanukah?

thesnarktank.bsky.social•60 days ago

Also acceptable.

naogur.bsky.social•60 days ago

🤣

thedevilsarehere.bsky.social•60 days ago

Hannukah Ben Solomon. Son of, natch.

rvengosh.bsky.social•60 days ago

I hereby declare this fact.

Do you think Han is free for a candle lighting tonight? Ben can come too.

btrwkart.bsky.social•60 days ago

Nice.

robkutner.bsky.social•60 days ago

And let’s not forget Jewbacca…

grekoff.bsky.social•59 days ago

This even sounds like a Star Wars name...

nightravenspeaks.bsky.social•60 days ago

How so?

bryaneagleshow.bsky.social•59 days ago

Most certainly. He & Chewie annually commentate the day the Millennium Falcon only had enough fuel for one hyperspace jump but somehow made eight

harlequineyes.bsky.social•60 days ago

This is an incredible take

johnpontoon.bsky.social•54 days ago

Fly away on the Menorahium Fakkakton this new year!

johnpontoon.bsky.social•60 days ago

Mr. Hanky Solo

ahpook33.bsky.social•59 days ago

jayfoot.bsky.social•60 days ago

😀

beethovenya.bsky.social•59 days ago

Still waiting for Cousin Red.

pauletteparis1.bsky.social•60 days ago

😅💙

spudfish83.bsky.social•60 days ago

Only child, was he?

odeecs.bsky.social•60 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

ogmodinianite.bsky.social•59 days ago

Not original, but relevant

stiffelman.bsky.social•60 days ago

That’s been obvious forever. And of course everyone knows that Superman is a member of the tribe.

seeadler.bsky.social•56 days ago

Up, up and oy vey.

gettimelineshere.bsky.social•60 days ago

I'm just going through social media for anyone that might have a potential use or an ounce of strength left to get more timelines.

But I had to look through this to compare it with Othersky. There would be a thousand comments to this post about Joos.