Oh boy, who's excited for Super Bowl LIX? Wait, more specifically, who's excited to spend all day saying "Super Bowl LIX" out loud at every opportunity? "Boy, what a great showing here at Super Bowl LIX!" or maybe some "wow, this really is Super Bowl LIX!" - ThreadSky

foldablehuman.bsky.social • 14 days ago

Oh boy, who's excited for Super Bowl LIX?

Wait, more specifically, who's excited to spend all day saying "Super Bowl LIX" out loud at every opportunity? "Boy, what a great showing here at Super Bowl LIX!" or maybe some "wow, this really is Super Bowl LIX!"

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rearfrunk.bsky.social•14 days ago

I live every day like its Super Bowl LIX.

mode9800.bsky.social•14 days ago

Wait till you hear it is a rematch of Super Bowl LVII

ziggystardunk.bsky.social•14 days ago

The most devious Super Bowl LIX

joshuawhit.bsky.social•14 days ago

Yeah, not really. Our country is being dismantle by a traitorous criminal and the richest man in the world, so not really interested in the, “Kansas City Shuffle LIXk my ass”

krayzeekat.bsky.social•14 days ago

Blehblehbleh

krod505.bsky.social•14 days ago

Super Bowl Licks? 🤔

jameseglavin4.bsky.social•14 days ago

I’m not! Because I have to deliver pizza in the midst of this horror show tomorrow. Please be kind to the people who are making your meaningless game worship/gluttony event possible.

lukebro92.bsky.social•14 days ago

Who lix what?

pitchdarkedge.bsky.social•14 days ago

This is why everyone has been calling the The Big Game™ lately, isn't it?

foldablehuman.bsky.social•14 days ago

Oh, The Big Game has been around for decades as a way to refer to the game in TV shows or ads without being an official partner with permission to use the real trademark.

hivibebadbitch.bsky.social•14 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

okfornow.bsky.social•14 days ago

at least I will be with family I can comfortably yell at the screen with whenever orange guy comes on.

except for the fact that my mother-in-law just had knee surgery, we all would be over at her house at their house. now we can yell and FU to our hearts content!

marloweml.bsky.social•14 days ago

Unlikely because of how it's produced but I'm very excited by the prospect of Kendrick doing something to offend the president.

peetyswie54.bsky.social•14 days ago

😂😂😂

urth.bsky.social•14 days ago

Missed opportunity to book KISS for the halftime show on this one.

ganthorion.bsky.social•14 days ago

I want Superb Owl licks!

eatinglimes.bsky.social•14 days ago

What's the spread on them saying "Super Bowl LIX" 69 times? And I'm talking serious over/under here. We gotta start putting real clams in on this. Oysters, maybe, too.

emilysylveon.bsky.social•14 days ago

to be clear, are you pronouncing it "fifty-nine" or "licks" because one of those sounds much more fun

boredompwndu.bsky.social•14 days ago

left as an exercise for the reader

jimintomystery.bsky.social•14 days ago

Fifty-nine is objectively funnier because it's the sex number except one of them has a massive head wound.

primordialplatypus.bsky.social•14 days ago

Both, swapping at random.

selestrielle.bsky.social•14 days ago

"Ellayex" obviously.

ashredux.bsky.social•14 days ago

I’m excited to see Kendrick let his nuts hang at Super Bowl LIX

carbide74.bsky.social•14 days ago

I'm just watching the half-time show to see if the entire live audience sings along with Kendrick

carbide74.bsky.social•14 days ago

I now feel profoundly stupid for not understanding the joke. I will proceed to disconnect my internet for the rest of the day

foldablehuman.bsky.social•14 days ago

Subscribe for more incisive and original sports humour like this.

miletharil.bsky.social•14 days ago

My friends and I will be playing Dungeons & Dragons, instead. 🙃

icassassin.bsky.social•14 days ago

I follow you for the sports talk.

nug.monster•14 days ago

superb owl lix

nug.monster•14 days ago

you can have that one i just thought of it myself

theoldoak.bsky.social•14 days ago

silvershot.bsky.social•14 days ago

Jon Bois, you look different

foldablehuman.bsky.social•14 days ago

If the NFL still exists in 2125 it'll be Super Bowl CLIX, so your great grandchildren might have that to look forward to.

blonicyouth.bsky.social•14 days ago

One time a stranger said to me “happy super bowl!”

liviebelll.bsky.social•14 days ago

It was Super Bowl LIV in 2020 and that was fun for me

bigbatchofcumber.bsky.social•14 days ago

450 years from now…

Super Bowl DIX

honkeygeorge.bsky.social•14 days ago

Who says Roman numerals are useless?

jonbois.bsky.social•14 days ago

it seems like there are more and more super bowls each and every year

co2expeller.bsky.social•14 days ago

Like at chipotle

hrimhari.bsky.social•14 days ago

*pushes glasses up with two fingers* I believe you'll find the plural is supers bowl

yggdrasillygoose.bsky.social•14 days ago

There are super bowls everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

yolosaurusrex.bsky.social•14 days ago

Finally, football fans will find the clix

anarchozoey.bsky.social•14 days ago

superbowl m'lix

lithelyunshod.bsky.social•14 days ago

lithelyunshod.bsky.social•14 days ago

(WizKids made baseball SportsClix, but not football. Curse you WizKids!)

inanothersea.bsky.social•14 days ago

I think this is around the time 17776 said Football games would start lasting hundreds of years and involve territorial control with structures and walls on the field.

arkayne242.bsky.social•14 days ago

Only if they can find it.

rpgaholic.bsky.social•14 days ago

I think the numbers already peaked with Super Bowl XXX. We might get a giggle out of Super Bowl LXIX though when all the announcers say the funny number and someone at our parties say "Nice."

quotationdoughnuts.bsky.social•14 days ago

But will we have Civ: CIV by then?

foldablehuman.bsky.social•14 days ago

Hmmm...

Some quick math says Civilization XXV will be getting its first expansion.

Now, if they move it to being an annual franchise...

honkeygeorge.bsky.social•14 days ago

It kind of sounds like "clit," so I'm down.

nick16characters.bsky.social•14 days ago

jon bois eat your heart out

tomex87.bsky.social•14 days ago

came for the flat earth video, stayed for the sports humour 😌

djorankeil.bsky.social•14 days ago

Sorry, but I don't LIX the Superbowl.

bewbsop.bsky.social•14 days ago

This is a real john bois skeet right here

uwuintotheabyss.bsky.social•14 days ago

The Puppy Bowl has LICKS every year, sorry sports fans.

slade.rip•14 days ago

Super LIX my Bowls

alafrosty.bsky.social•14 days ago

Someone there should give DJT a mule so that the soon-to-be-disappeared news outlets can write about how "NFL LIX DJT's ass" or something like that.

al3afa.bsky.social•14 days ago

Wow some superb owl licks

toxicaudri.bsky.social•14 days ago

Super Bowl LIX DEZZ NUTS!

lexicon42.bsky.social•14 days ago

I have no interest in watching Nero preside over the Colosseum while Rome burns, thank you very much.

lithelyunshod.bsky.social•14 days ago

Super Bowl 👅

lalonip81.bsky.social•14 days ago

Tis tradition. Except for Super Bowl LXIX when I'll be shouting, 'It's the Super Bowl, NICE'

poulsens.bsky.social•14 days ago

But how many LIX to get to the core of Superbowl.

fruvous73.bsky.social•14 days ago

"For some reason, my wife is really, really looking forward to some Superbowl LIX! "

#superbowlLIX #superbowl #SupberbOwl #sports #joke

"And so is her friend from Book Club!"

jaffaja.bsky.social•14 days ago

Super bollocks

simbasmama.bsky.social•14 days ago

I'm surprised they still use Roman numerals!

radiodevt.bsky.social•14 days ago

Superbowlix sounds like an Asterix riff on American Football

vanoreo.bsky.social•14 days ago

LIX and subscribe

draqua.bsky.social•14 days ago

Super Bowl licks

pabronx.bsky.social•14 days ago

Can’t wait for the Superb Owl.

algi.bsky.social•14 days ago

licks

cmaguire3.bsky.social•14 days ago

Calling it Super Bowl NIX ‘cause won’t be watching.

#BoycottTheSuperBowl
#TakeAKnee

https://bsky.app/profile/cmaguire3.bsky.social/post/3lhho72diis2n

redteamwrangler.bsky.social•14 days ago

MUSTAAAAAARD

joshuataylormusic.bsky.social•14 days ago

It’s a real Harry Hole situation

ishkur.bsky.social•14 days ago

mrsjac.bsky.social•14 days ago

Am I the only person in this country who doesn’t give a shit about the Super Bowl? Or American football either?

foldablehuman.bsky.social•14 days ago

Not remotely! tons of people don't care! I don't even particularly care and likely won't even watch the game! But still you should try saying "Super Bowl LIX" out loud just once to see how it feels.

mrsjac.bsky.social•14 days ago

Yeah, that licks is almost embarrassing, haha.

xirema.bsky.social•14 days ago

Super Bowl LIX my balls

dirtside.bsky.social•14 days ago

Super Bowl LIGMA

darlobun.bsky.social•14 days ago

I always assumed it was written in Roman but verbalised in English ie 59. Have I been wrong for about XL years?

celestialdrive.bsky.social•14 days ago

this is a Jon Bois post in drag

antifashionaktion.bsky.social•14 days ago

I will be too busy shouting Go Birds back and forth

allanolley.bsky.social•14 days ago

How about some Superb Owl Licks?

allanolley.bsky.social•13 days ago

Oh, also in 55 years it will be Super Bowl CIV which will presumably involve video games rather than NFL Football?

d4rk0men.bsky.social•14 days ago

More like superbowl SUX

ragenomics.bsky.social•14 days ago

I'm excited to not watch something because everyone else is. It's weird. There are dog Olympics on at the same time, y'all watch flags on the play and not like us man, maybe orange man will do his silly dance for you.

rngbob.bsky.social•14 days ago

the-greetest.bsky.social•14 days ago

All that matters is that they try their best and have fun.

clwho.bsky.social•14 days ago

I'll watch it if I need a sleep aid.

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