Musk being a complete idiot is a terrible beauty. He’s caused a lot of people pain. But he’s also the reason Trump will be overthrown by pissed of Americans.
I wonder what would happen if we all wrote letters to [email protected] enumerating our tasks from last week, and encouraging the reader to resist this illegal and immoral bullshit? Also, I like to increase folks knowledge with a "word of the day" lesson. I hope it's helpful.
Being English, I remember learning about the early Industrial Revolution in England, France and Germany while at school (it was beaten in to us). We learned about sabots, but over time had forgotten.
‘Luddite’ is another term from early industrial days.
Great now we have lost at least a quarter of the workforce and are now require those that are left to not only pick up the slack but spend time reporting daily activities to justify doing twice the amount of work. Soooo.. can anyone really do their f….ing job?
1. protested on presidents day
2. subscribed to Rolling Stone and Wired
3. Called Gov Hocul’s office to voice my support for firing Adams
4. Called Adam’s office to voice support to take his sorry ass to Fl and stay there
5. Started yoga to keep me in emotional Shape for the long haul
updated my etsy shop and made new shirts, facilitated revolution data, fed hungry unhoused people, supported Medias News Mother Jones Rolling Stone, *continued* to not shop at Amazon, WallyWorld, Target, cancelled a Disney vacay, and taught people how to download their data as well as block
In the eyes of Canadians the USA hockey team is a very worthy rival. An exceptional hockey team. No team on the planet could have beaten them except for Canada. Unfortunately for them their president sees them only as losers. Go Team USA. Thanks for a great series.
I went into my TSP account one evening last week & found that my only beneficiary, my husband, was listed under n"ot a beneficiary" and his birthdate was listed as January 1, 1800. Freaked me out, I called 1st thing next morning & got it fixed, but crap, how does that happen?
1. Protested your bullshit
2. Called my representatives to tell them to protest your bullshit
3. Laughed at how utterly incompetent you are
4. Got a library card
5. Watched a video of the Nuremberg trials. No reason.
Be better to mail [email protected] which has a chance of being delivered.
I don't know who started this "email https://opm.gov" but it seems like a giant waste of time, maybe muck started it? https://Opm.gov only accepts mail from .gov or .mil tlds:
That just means the accept resignation had to be thru govt email. To verify the veracity of the acceptance it doesn't mean the .gov doesn't take outside email
Not sure what makes you say that so confidently. Just warning everyone that this is most likely a giant waste of time and you'd be better off sending snail mail.
Right, the email to our public servants, who do their best for "we, the people" every day, comes from some ketamine user wasted white South American trash, who stared his American immigrants an illegal immigrant. America, it is time to stand up! NOW!!
1. Taught public school students about diversity, equity and inclusion.
2. Used students’ preferred names and pronouns.
3. Reminded students they cannot be compelled to recite the pledge.
4. Phoned parents to tell them their kids are amazing.
5. Used a map to show kids where the Gulf of MEXICO is.
What an unbelievably stupid exercise. Great for comedians and many good emails have been devised here. Hard to laugh too much knowing you, Angry, are required to actually respond. SMH
Maybe a public service announcement; I found it over at George Conway's place. Thinking of taking my measly letter and also sending it to HRs 1-16 at that same address...
As annoying as "reply all" emails can be, this would be the chef's kiss. If I were a fed worker I'd then reply to ALL those emails with my own opinion of what the worker did with...you guessed it, another "reply all" email.
Oh, the fun that could be had!
“Dear Elon: Last week, I basically masked my contempt for the a**holes as DOGE and, at least once a day, retired to the men’s room so I could jerk off while I fantasized about a president and country that doesn’t so closely resemble hell.”
1. Worked with #AltGov in responding to media inquiries
2. Added new #Altgov accounts to the starter pack
3. Discredited Elon's stranded astronaut claims
4. Longed for normalcy
5. Did not pledge loyalty to a felon
Meanwhile Trump is having the J6 choir at the Kennedy Center and we get this song and dance. I happen to know a good song and dance man and OAC you are not him.
Prompt:
Please write a professional email with 5 bullet points of things a person involved in a revolution would have done this past week. The subject line for the email should be “What did you do last week? ‼️”
Write as if you were Elon.
Mon. Took K: violated privacy laws.
Tue. Took K: conned Trump.
Wed. Took K: paraded Human Shield about.
Thurs. Took K: Got in custody fight with baby mama 5.
Fri. Took K: danced with a chain saw for Nazis.
Due to Fed HR excellent “outplacement services”, we are pleased to inform that you will soon receive a Fed job offer to read and approve weekly 5 accomplishments emails from Fed employees. We are very unstaffed in that dept.
Also, pretty confident when you amass the job descriptions of every federal employee in one place it’s considered classified even if unclassified individually… hmmm… who would want that info? 🤔
OPM’s servers are MELTING under the weight of America’s feedback! Musk wanted reports? Oh, he’s getting them—just not the kind his fragile ego can handle! The people have SPOKEN, and they’re making sure DOGE knows exactly what a disaster it is. Beautiful!
The whole "prove to me you deserve to live" demand feels like something he and his boy band came up with while they were high, giggling in weird eggs shaped chairs, eating Doritos and talking shit about J.D. Vance.
Lunatic E l on thinks firing Federal workers is a game. He shows little understanding of government work. Unbelievable lack of basic decency and respect for workers.
To Elon and the Felon, ANY woman with a job has it *only* because of DEI programs. That's why qualified women are getting fired, like the female Navy Admiral (Chief of Operations) and head of the Coast Guard who both just got cut. MAGA can't see beyond their egos.
If this federal purge moves forward Monday, expect lawsuits, market crashes, mass protests, and total chaos. Flights could stop. Social Security checks could vanish. The economy could spiral. If they don’t walk this back, the country is about to break—fast. #HellWeek
Because they stole an old department and "Repurposed it" Last time I checked, congress had to do that. BUT, also, last I checked - the 14th Amendment forbade congress from seating someone who took part in an insurrection at all. #Complicit #NoHeroes @magaziner.house.gov @whitehouse.senate.gov
Apropos of nothing, there are some companies I've casually subscribed to in order to make a purchase or just look at something, and in turn I get a deluge of marketing emails. I'm not sure what made me think of that.
Nice vid! Perfect portrayal! I have a friend who works for DOD in public/occupational health! They’re just sitting around because nobody knows if they will be there tomorrow! Fucked up!
Committed felonies.
Licked the ass of a wannabe DICKtator.
Put Americans lives in danger.
Thanked rich illegal aliens for putting their boot on your neck.
Email: No, really! You've rallied millions of Americans to the cause! Unfortunately for you, those of us that were rallied all know you're a vile Nazi with mommy and intimacy issues.
And after we make sure you and your bootlickers rot in prison, the entire world is going to celebrate your demise, and celebrate the millions of us who put you there.
You either love Grant, or you're wrong. 🤷🏻♀️ Any time I get discouraged or feel like I'm losing the flight, I channel my inner Ulyss and say, "Lick em tomorrow, though."
#Shiloh #USGrant
Dearest Elon,
Please review my achievements for the week:
I. Rearranged my furniture
2. Watched 3 episodes of Love is Blind
3. Read a book about the Panama Canal
4. Googled "Brutalist Architecture"
5. Ate a pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream in one sitting
Be best, Dianne
PS I'm esp proud of #5!
Do you believe the reports trump is an active Russian agent named Krasnov? If so what’s the plan? We are actually under attack and nobody seems to be fighting back.
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But then I remember that these are Muskrats, and probably aren't going to be that sharp.
Which would be technically more difficult for them to filter.
1. Kissed Putins ass
2. Played Golf
C. DIdnt soil myself (On Tuesday)
4. Fired and had to rehire lots of people
5. Glue is yummy
🚬😎
‘Luddite’ is another term from early industrial days.
1. Protested for democracy
2. Made 5 calls to state &federal officials
3. Talked to 5 people about how to help
4. Subscribed to Wired and Rollingstone
5. Made healthy choices to fuel body / spirit to keep on fighting
#5things
2. subscribed to Rolling Stone and Wired
3. Called Gov Hocul’s office to voice my support for firing Adams
4. Called Adam’s office to voice support to take his sorry ass to Fl and stay there
5. Started yoga to keep me in emotional Shape for the long haul
That’s legitimately a response. Fed Emplyees have security clearances the people on the opm may not so it a no for me.
1. GFY
2. GFY
3. GFY
4. GFY
5. Print out this email, roll it up, and shove it directly up your-
Excuse me, there’s someone knocking really loud on my door…
I AM CANADIAN
Slava Ukraini!
Five times is making DOGE proud!
2. Called my representatives to tell them to protest your bullshit
3. Laughed at how utterly incompetent you are
4. Got a library card
5. Watched a video of the Nuremberg trials. No reason.
Musk has the same smug evil energy as these guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07PZSl6-8qQ
I don't know who started this "email https://opm.gov" but it seems like a giant waste of time, maybe muck started it? https://Opm.gov only accepts mail from .gov or .mil tlds:
Use their own shit statement against them. Bannon 👇
2. Used students’ preferred names and pronouns.
3. Reminded students they cannot be compelled to recite the pledge.
4. Phoned parents to tell them their kids are amazing.
5. Used a map to show kids where the Gulf of MEXICO is.
2. Eat Nazi Shit
3. Eat Orange Shit
4. Eat Hillbilly Shit
5. Eat Russian Shit
But far too polite to the ketamine commandant.
BRAVA! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Oh, the fun that could be had!
imagine someone outside gets an email from every gov employee listing his job duties.
imagine there now exists a database, to which some wiz kids with bad cyber skills have access, that has all this info aggregated nicely.
EXECUTIVE SUMMARY:
I love it! 😆💕
Have fun.
Give them a list of 5 things you did last week. Flood the server.
Be creative.
#Emails2DOGE
Cool to see that this is the level of seriousness America is taking the present moment.
[email protected]
2. Added new #Altgov accounts to the starter pack
3. Discredited Elon's stranded astronaut claims
4. Longed for normalcy
5. Did not pledge loyalty to a felon
2. Musk is an abusive fool.
3. Maga are useful idiots.
4. Russia invaded Ukraine.
5. Zelenskyy is a better president.
Prompt:
Please write a professional email with 5 bullet points of things a person involved in a revolution would have done this past week. The subject line for the email should be “What did you do last week? ‼️”
Mon. Took K: violated privacy laws.
Tue. Took K: conned Trump.
Wed. Took K: paraded Human Shield about.
Thurs. Took K: Got in custody fight with baby mama 5.
Fri. Took K: danced with a chain saw for Nazis.
No worries that you lost your Fed job.
Due to Fed HR excellent “outplacement services”, we are pleased to inform that you will soon receive a Fed job offer to read and approve weekly 5 accomplishments emails from Fed employees. We are very unstaffed in that dept.
E&T
I hope they find it helpful
Seems like they need help over there with...perspective
Do your worst…
https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/
"Government is very prone to writing things on the backs of letters which, later, lead to trouble and confusion."
(From the Kipling short story "Pig", which is particularly appropriate in this context)
🤣 the return email is fake!!
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
Kinda like we told them this would happen.
Huh. So weird.
If this federal purge moves forward Monday, expect lawsuits, market crashes, mass protests, and total chaos. Flights could stop. Social Security checks could vanish. The economy could spiral. If they don’t walk this back, the country is about to break—fast. #HellWeek
but how might this be set up for your everyday run of the mill gmail user for ex?
https://bsky.app/profile/ibforprogress.bsky.social/post/3lisq45rbys22
Subject: Go fuck yourselves
What you people did last week:
Committed felonies.
Licked the ass of a wannabe DICKtator.
Put Americans lives in danger.
Thanked rich illegal aliens for putting their boot on your neck.
I did none of that.
Best Regards,
An American Patriot 🖕
Subject: You're doing the Lord's work!
Email: No, really! You've rallied millions of Americans to the cause! Unfortunately for you, those of us that were rallied all know you're a vile Nazi with mommy and intimacy issues.
1/2
Smooches!
2/2
What a delightful concept... a US Grant fangirl. Too funny.
👍 on the email too.
#Shiloh #USGrant
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherman's_March_to_the_Sea
I’m especially proud of number 3, it’s a skill DJT has yet to master
Please review my achievements for the week:
I. Rearranged my furniture
2. Watched 3 episodes of Love is Blind
3. Read a book about the Panama Canal
4. Googled "Brutalist Architecture"
5. Ate a pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream in one sitting
Be best, Dianne
PS I'm esp proud of #5!
Is now receiving newsletters from Hawaii to Florida and everywhere in between.