My cat has two and only two settings and they are:
1) awww look at the sleepy little baby
- or -
2) I swear to god if this motherf...
1) awww look at the sleepy little baby
- or -
2) I swear to god if this motherf...
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She said, "Uh, that's a solid NO. My cat is an asshole."
No explanation necessary.
“WTF cat?! Why did you rage pee on (the thing… usually plastic)”
He’s totally fine, vet checked, clean litter. He’s just being a dick.
Still cute as hell though.
1. Pet me now, this cute act is almost over
2. Feed me now, I am barely tolerating you
3. If you died right now, I would eat your face
3) STOP EATING PLASTIC, YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE GOBLIN.
You don't just shake this off in one lifetime.....clearly.
Happy Holidays
1 - basically no but occasionally yes
11 - maximum mayhem, apocalypse ensues
Unfortunately only the cat knows the location.
Furious tail lashing ( with the occasional bite)
or
In your face headbutting.
it was hilarious (and awful) both ways
2) Why are you like this? (disgusted/annoyed/disappointed)
She’s so much happier in her new home. Night and day difference.
1. Charging around the house making gargling noises and running into walls, and
2. Hiding under the blankets because the postman is going to eat him. Sane cat on the left, The Dude is the lump.
“FU it is I who owns U”
or
“Slave, refill my F-ing food dish MEOw-now!”
Congrats on your finishing the 'owner's' course.
“Ouch, STOP BITING MY CALVES that shit hurts!”
Yep, checks out."
🙋🏽Here Here🐈😼😼
Ahhh - look deep into soul young grasshopper
Perhaps it is you who possess only two settings.