I opened the Bluesky app on my phone, and this is the first thing I see. It made me jump. I thought it was the health department telling us about a new virus.
The terrifying thing is how long I had to think about this before realizing it had to be fake. This is the difficulty The Onion has right now: How do you come up with jokes weird enough that they don't seem entirely plausible for a good long while?
Actually better than RFK. Bannon was Biosphere 2 director. Though everyone memory holes it, because it can't possibly be the same Stephen K Bannon. (It is)
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it says so much about the trump era that I have to ask.
SG?
What fascinatingly insanely accurate comment 😂😂😂
hang on, gotta get my heart restarted......