Oh this is fun!!!! I think I'll update them every week. I let them know the usual stuff, work, household stuff, and that mostly I bitch and protest them as much as possible!!
I’m committed to send him an update every day. Sent him a picture of my lunch.
Will federal employees please pass on the new emails when they get updated? Thank you.
Someone said in a prayer somewhere....or maybe it was an article....or maybe even a post that there are multiple servers that range from 0 to 19, at least.
Actually, it may not be legal. Potentially you are committing fraud (if you falsely present yourself as a fed) and either way it is plausibly obstructing the function of government. Doesn't mean it's not worth it, but there is a legal risk.
I have no idea what mail bots are. Especially the free ones accessed by vpn with a free email also set up via vpn. I heard a lot of people talking about it though...smart people...only the best...there should be an investigation.
1. Bought Dos Equis, a Mexican beer.
2. Bought Crown Royal, A Canadian Whiskey.
3. Bought a new BMW, a German Vehicle.
4. Drank and bought more Crown Royal so I can deal with your bullshit.
5. Laughed at all the douchbags around town driving a Tesla of any kind.
I sent this. Who remembers?
I woke up I went downstairs, then I went out and quit my job then I hung out in front of the drugstore. One the second day,I woke up, I went downstairs, I went out to look for a job, I got a job keeping people from hanging out in front of the drug store.
-Attended "No King's Day" Rally, walked w friends. Agreed Elon Musk needs to get out of our govmt & our personal business;
-Contacted my Senators each AM to protest the coup.
-Worked out @ gym
-Pulled weeds on the median
-Read up on US Constitution & Bill of Rights
Signed NO fascists NO Putin.
Sent mine yesterday.
1)I liked many posts that were critical of DOGE and Elon Musk.
2)I stayed on top of current issues where the president is trying to be king.
3)I resisted.
4)I pursued joy.
5)I sent this email to fuck off.
A n d r e m e m b e r t o d o u b l e s p a c e e a c h l e t t e r o f e a c h w o r d o f y o u r e m a i l m e s s a g e f o r m a x i mu m e f f e c t a s s e e n h e r e .
Tee hee hee
Vampetaço is the solution you're looking for.
Go for it, make Musk regret, force his incel friends use the only viable neuron cell in their brains to avoid (by fear) repeat this mistake in the future.
In the spirit of corporate culture and the whole sense of urgency thing, groveling our way to the top, shouldn’t we all follow up with confirmation emails and additional things that we did today? We would also like to make sure they had read our initial email and ask if they had any feedback.
My five day achievement list
Mon: didn't take Ketamine
Tues: didn't take Ketamine
Weds: didn't take Ketamine
Thurs: didn't take Ketamine
Fri: didn't take Ketamine
And so far I haven't seen anyone reporting delivery failure notifications from the emails, so there's a nonzero chance of creating at least a headache for someone or strain on an email server.
As the average person has a respiration rate of 10-15 seconds, and there are 60 minutes in an hour, multiply 600 by the number of hours you worked, and include 'Breathed out x times.' and 'Breathed in x times.' as bullet points. Perhaps claim 400/h for a savings of 50%.
right, what I also saw was hr10@opm, etc. To differentiate departments. But I’ve sent two to just hr@, and so far haven’t had them come back undeliverable.
Sent mine in:
1. Read Joshua Fisher’s Declaration.
2. Reread the US Constitution.
3. Formulated legal argument in support of trans-persons rights.
4. Wrote my congressional representatives- twice.
5. Wrote to my state representatives to encourage more anti-Trump/Musk legislation.
Sent this:
5 things I did last week: Protested Trump calling himself a king; Helped organize a local resistance group; Called my US senators and congressman several times about this fascist shit; Encouraged many others to keep fighting and resisting; Sent money to independent media
1. Thanked my lucky stars that I don’t live in America.
2. Promoted six viable alternatives to starlink
3. Encouraged everyone I know to dump TSLA
4. Found a great European AI tool
5. Wrote this email
and because they're going to be using AI to screen them - make sure to jam-pack as many buzzwords into it as possible - eg "critical infrastructure" "budget savings" "mission-critital" "under budget" "before deadline" "within time constraints" "essential services" or whatever you think may help.
Actually list 100!! But only 5 per email!! hr @ omb .gov will appreciate you listing EVERYTHING!
For the whole week!
It may take 87 emails!
But they really want to know!
EVERYTHING! 😃
#krasvov did! 👇🏼
1) Thought about moving my coffee table
2) Stopped thinking about moving my coffee table
3) Moved the table
4) Got up and moved it to the left a bit.
5) Decided I liked it better where it was.
P.S. I'll move it back next week & add 4 more things I did.
As mush as we all *really* want something to happen, please don't give Trump and excuse to declare martial law. We all know that coward would do it even if a dog growls at him funny.
If you want to do something, it has to be done simultaneously, everyone incarcerated so there’s no one left to declare martial law. Or in Elon’s case Martian law.
Use a burner email. A few apps out there that generate a temporary email.
Number 1 thing I did last week was Elon's mom. Migrants used to do it...they say they are doing the jobs Americans don't want to do anymore.
Reminds me of the protest I did a while ago when Congress expressed an interest in what happens with my menstruation. I emailed daily updates for a while since they seemed very concerned with my cycle. I wanted to put their minds at ease about how many supplies I used, etc.
Hilarious! Yup I’m about 20 years past menopause, but I signed up for a fertility tracker app. I know a lot of guys did that too. We really, really, want to be helpful when it comes to tracking fertility.
Good question! And thank you! The post I saw suggested the Ovia app, maybe because it’s very popular but idk. I can just imagine some dude in Texas or somewhere wondering about all the guy names, or the women like me whose last period was like 240 months ago 😂
And who gives a shit if it’s illegal anyway. It was legal to own slaves not free them, it was legal to kill Jewish people and illegal to hide them. That’s where we are now!
1) Got a high interest loan in the amount of $450
2) Paid $390 Medicare copay for my husband’s Eloquis for a 30-day Rx
3) Bought some weed and edibles for my sudden extreme PTSD issues
4) Splurged on eggs
5) Started researching attorneys to #FileSuitsAgainstShitlerAndDOGE
I woke up the other day after turning on the TV and he was ALREADY in the SS offices. Anxiety at its best. I live in Iowa. But Illinois is a hop and skip across the river. They've been seeing a lot of me lately. 🙋♀️
I'm a military retiree. I'm also concerned we may lose our benefits, but it will be a sweeping thing, not targeted, there seems to be zero logic behind their moves.
Yo God its me ya boi Mike. apparently theres like 19 more emails like for example "[email protected]" itll be funny if we just did the same to those as well
1) Laughed at 47 being upstaged by Elon's kid
2) Laughed at how powerless 47 is compared to Musk
3) Thought that Musk is actually 47
4) Laughed at how Musk is flailing around and trying to be cool and powerful. Trying.
5) Felt good that 47 is ending the American century.
1/2
It's likely that they have filters that only allow in emails from government domains, but why not let's put the internet's redundancy and failover technology to the test?
My bulleted list was carefully constructed and truthful. Alas, they closed the email address down and it was undelivered. Guess I'm going to lose my job now. 😢
In a few days maybe the lyrics from Hamilton, and then a speech from damn near any president as they’re all better than this sack of shit and I have a loooow opinion of several so…
Listen, I love trolling Elmo and he deserves it, but you do realize it takes like 10 seconds to filter out anything not Originating from a .gov email extension, right?
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Will federal employees please pass on the new emails when they get updated? Thank you.
They are looking for the maga already in government so they can be identified and moved into management and administration.
The email was a fishing expedition looking to see who responded and how.
1. Contacted my USDA Farm Service Agency office
2. Used the interstate highway system
3. Swallowed (daily) 4 medications developed, in part, with federal funding
4. Tax appointment
5. Imagined myself on the Gulf of Mexico (we had a polar vortex here in Minnesota last week)
Supposedly the format is hr0@opm......
With love, not hate, from NZ!
'preciate it
2. Bought Crown Royal, A Canadian Whiskey.
3. Bought a new BMW, a German Vehicle.
4. Drank and bought more Crown Royal so I can deal with your bullshit.
5. Laughed at all the douchbags around town driving a Tesla of any kind.
Tomorrow my cat.
I woke up I went downstairs, then I went out and quit my job then I hung out in front of the drugstore. One the second day,I woke up, I went downstairs, I went out to look for a job, I got a job keeping people from hanging out in front of the drug store.
-Contacted my Senators each AM to protest the coup.
-Worked out @ gym
-Pulled weeds on the median
-Read up on US Constitution & Bill of Rights
Signed NO fascists NO Putin.
1)I liked many posts that were critical of DOGE and Elon Musk.
2)I stayed on top of current issues where the president is trying to be king.
3)I resisted.
4)I pursued joy.
5)I sent this email to fuck off.
Tee hee hee
Go for it, make Musk regret, force his incel friends use the only viable neuron cell in their brains to avoid (by fear) repeat this mistake in the future.
Felt good to do it.
Mon: didn't take Ketamine
Tues: didn't take Ketamine
Weds: didn't take Ketamine
Thurs: didn't take Ketamine
Fri: didn't take Ketamine
Thank you for this opportunity in my position with the Department of Departments.
Thus far, only one department has been shown to be required to be closed.
The Department of Government Efficiency
Will continue to send reports weekly.
God Bless American
Bad service, over there in the colonies, really the worst bad-ass service you have ever seen...
Elon the scary father https://bsky.app/profile/out5p0ken.bsky.social/post/3lixekuw7xk27. @out5p0ken.bsky.social
And so far I haven't seen anyone reporting delivery failure notifications from the emails, so there's a nonzero chance of creating at least a headache for someone or strain on an email server.
Can you please correct the e-mail address?
[email protected]
Sincerely,
A Member of La Resistance!
1. Read Joshua Fisher’s Declaration.
2. Reread the US Constitution.
3. Formulated legal argument in support of trans-persons rights.
4. Wrote my congressional representatives- twice.
5. Wrote to my state representatives to encourage more anti-Trump/Musk legislation.
Monday got down with the sickness
Tuesday Got jiggy with it
Wednesday Went to the Land of Confusion
Thursday Fought the power
Friday got down got funky
Saturday hit them with my best shot
Sunday became a real nowhere man
5 things I did last week: Protested Trump calling himself a king; Helped organize a local resistance group; Called my US senators and congressman several times about this fascist shit; Encouraged many others to keep fighting and resisting; Sent money to independent media
“Your mother.”
*send*
From: Ophelia, Tiny Dragon & Business Witch
Subject: Weekly Report – Business, Chaos & Glitter-Based Crimes
Dear Elon,
Last week’s accomplishments include:
Accidentally started a cult – Held a workshop on manifesting wealth, now have 42 followers and a goat. Oops.
Discovered ...
Negotiated with a gremlin – Lost 51% of my business due to fine print, won it back via riddles and an enchanted trinket bribe.
Tried to ...
Enhanced workplace safety – Labeled all potions “Probably Cursed” and “Definitely Not for Drinking”. Incidents not reduced.
Maintained professionalism – Spent 15 minutes ...
Let me know if you need business advice, financial wizardry, or just someone to remind you that Twitter was a terrible idea.
Sincerely,
Ophelia
Tiny Dragon | Business Witch | CEO of Questionable Decisions 🦋✨
[email protected]
Fuck you, you racist rat bastard.
What did I do last week:
Told Elon he’s a tweaker and a fucktard.
Repeated it 10 times.
Fuck you.
2. Promoted six viable alternatives to starlink
3. Encouraged everyone I know to dump TSLA
4. Found a great European AI tool
5. Wrote this email
Oligarchs
Grifting
Everyone
Haywood J. Blowme
For the whole week!
It may take 87 emails!
But they really want to know!
EVERYTHING! 😃
#krasvov did! 👇🏼
OMB is the Office of Management and Budget!
2) Stopped thinking about moving my coffee table
3) Moved the table
4) Got up and moved it to the left a bit.
5) Decided I liked it better where it was.
P.S. I'll move it back next week & add 4 more things I did.
Number 1 thing I did last week was Elon's mom. Migrants used to do it...they say they are doing the jobs Americans don't want to do anymore.
So they either don’t care and are letting it through. Or it’s still interesting to them to train AI.
Or they are just blocking it at the mail gateway and it never arrives.
Doesn’t hurt to do it though.
2) Paid $390 Medicare copay for my husband’s Eloquis for a 30-day Rx
3) Bought some weed and edibles for my sudden extreme PTSD issues
4) Splurged on eggs
5) Started researching attorneys to #FileSuitsAgainstShitlerAndDOGE
2. Edited the draft to add “fucking” and “stupid” to the first bullet
3. Proofread the first bullet
4. Saved the first draft of the first bullet
5. Hit “Send”
6) Worried about what a trilateral world would look like.
7) Mourned the loss of the 14th amendment to the Constitution.
What do you do last week?
1) Laughed at 47 being upstaged by Elon's kid
2) Laughed at how powerless 47 is compared to Musk
3) Thought that Musk is actually 47
4) Laughed at how Musk is flailing around and trying to be cool and powerful. Trying.
5) Felt good that 47 is ending the American century.
1/2
Just sent mine with all of my protest activities.
So, I've been signing him up for news letters, and requests for information.
Today:
Greeted and assisted 10 customers processed 4 sales transactions
Cleansed the restroom
Restocked the supply closet
Entered Friday and Saturday’s transaction sheets
Priced 12 items
Not in scope of my job duties - removed a small snake from my driveway
Next time, maybe I will send the Marbury v Madison decision.