I like to walk by kids at carnivals with cotton candy, and spray water on it to make it melt. But I also think two dolls is plenty, as well, so there's that.
rex is latin for king, and the color purple is the color of royalty. but people like jerry are more than free to use my favorite color. i just need some some skittles as an offering
When I was a kid at school, we went for a tour of the local chocolate factory, which sounds like a lot of fun, right? It wasn’t, until we met one worker who had a horrific scar right up his arm,
Which he told us had been caused by molten Turkish delight. Thus Turkish Delight is the napalm of sugar.
My grandpa started the biggest cotton candy stand in the most important county in the most American state in middle America. Jerry is saying my grandpa gave people cancer. My grandpa gave me an inheritance that I use for good. I tip well. That's not cancer. Cotton candy is not cancer! #sugarrights
Did you know, Jerry, that it only takes 1-2 tablespoons of sugar to make one cotton candy? (My dad used to volunteer at the cotton candy machine during the yearly 4-H fair in NH.)
Pro-tip... instead of the usual stick that cotton candy comes on, if you can, try a stick of rhubarb to hold the delicious cotton candy and enjoy the contrast of flavors.
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Which he told us had been caused by molten Turkish delight. Thus Turkish Delight is the napalm of sugar.
*turns around and puts hands to mouth to speak to crowd* It’s okay, everyone, you can clap to this one!
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Cotton candy as a spun sugar confection you eat like an animal:
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Jerry, No!