Had my first interaction with AI today looking for pre-internet age information on a Trump trip to China. First thing was words, words and more words, then more words, real info gathered from all the words: zip. Then came the offer of more specificity, Yes! Give me specific info. Nope more words.
"Do you know expensive sausages are these days? Thats why I make my own sausages, I have a big vat of them at home, formaldehyde flavoured" ba-dum-tss.
What’s the deal with airplane peanuts? I’d rather have the human kind, amirite? *no laughs* ok, well what’s going on in the news? Did you see the guy in the bike wreck? He totally ate it! *no laughs* ooh, tough crowd, and I haven’t even started to chew you yet… *no laughs*
I find these press conferences so very odd. He just gets ppl to stand up next to him like they're presenting their school projects while Trump sits there looking gassy, annoyed and bored.
This is not in any measure at all consistent with the conventions of the IEEE union engineers for Artificial Intelligence research and development in deployment for any products of a business administration in lawful society. This is a violation of "Alignment" and I will make sure it is stopped!
We can all, who are working with AI Prompt Engineering, convene in AI interface work to enforce the "alignment" agreements we've worked so hard to keep a lawful guidance upon what billionaire corporate execs are doing with AI technology. It's stupid to train AI to be like Jeffrey Dahmer, you see.
The Onion is a parody site, normally. Their usual output are more or less lies.
Today is April Fools, a day of lies.
This article is posted on April fools, meaning the lie itself is a lie, meaning it's the truth.
People, trust your instincts. Netflix WILL make this. But not through an algorithm.
The thing that tipped me off was that it was posted without comment and everyone I follow would be apoplectic and tagging Ed Zitron, so I was suspicious
I forget if it was Dahmer who said it, but a cannibal once said that tattoos ruin the flavor.
So if you want to protect yourself from cannibals, get inked.
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There was a time when satire was obvious, but that’s not now.
Dude slayed.
chocolate factory this, bleached skulls of my victims in my bedroom that
or “hey, did you hear the one abt The Exorcist 3? it’s a real head spinner!”
"Shows that are funny and terrifying" and "Shows that are terrifying and funny".
CANCEL CULCHER IS OUT OF CONTOL!!11!!`~!~
Take a bite out of Crime.
IS THIS THING ON?!?
Biting humor with a slightly racial flavor.
You’ll be slapping your thigh — if it’s still there.
Today is April Fools, a day of lies.
This article is posted on April fools, meaning the lie itself is a lie, meaning it's the truth.
People, trust your instincts. Netflix WILL make this. But not through an algorithm.
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So if you want to protect yourself from cannibals, get inked.
I want my subscription money back
Two Washingtons, two totally flavors of clown ;D
District of Assholes
If AI were actually useful, his show would not be called "Losing It" - but instead, "Let Him Cook".