FRENCH HEIST MOVIE INCOMING!! - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

nipplash.bsky.social•13 days ago

Send in Snake Plissken

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zenfinance.bsky.social•12 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/zenfinance.bsky.social/post/3lkozuqf7hs2p

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sherworkstechnologies.com•12 days ago

Quick someone call David Copperfield. We got an assignment for him.

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gilmore.bsky.social•12 days ago

David Copperfield-ass plot.

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selinamcgrath.bsky.social•13 days ago

Do. It.

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jmertens.bsky.social•13 days ago

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shand.bsky.social•13 days ago

Le Job américain

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powers178.bsky.social•13 days ago

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peterclines.bsky.social•13 days ago

I need two helicopters, a speed boat, a baguette, 40 metric tons of paper mache, three cases of green verdigris spray paint, a washed-up sculptor, three berets, a speedboat, six dart guns loaded with knockout drops, a mime, a fog machine, a bottle of good red wine, four glasses, and a lot of luck.

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funkadeefunk.bsky.social•13 days ago

OR one David Copperfield

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pjrodriguez.bsky.social•13 days ago

“J'ai besoin de deux hélicoptères, d'un hors-bord, d'une baguette, de 40 tonnes de papier mâché, de trois caisses de peinture verte en bombe vert-de-gris, d'un sculpteur raté, de trois bérets…

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pjrodriguez.bsky.social•13 days ago

…d'un hors-bord, de six pistolets à fléchettes chargés de gouttes assourdissantes, d'un mime, d'une machine à brouillard, d'une bouteille de bon vin rouge, de quatre verres et de beaucoup de chance.”

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mrholness.bsky.social•13 days ago

Superb reply.

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ryangermann.bsky.social•13 days ago

And a speed boat.

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blueshiftnz.bsky.social•13 days ago

Don't forget 2 dozen packs of gum...

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themunt.bsky.social•13 days ago

Just get bobbyfingers. He’ll do a decent job for the craic

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kurosanarts.bsky.social•13 days ago

It's never going to work without at least one accordion player....

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lrosenthal.bsky.social•13 days ago

" were gonna need bigger cars." ya i know, french , italian, no matter they all hate us now.

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jeffyorkes.bsky.social•13 days ago

Call it “Taking Liberty.”

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ofnadwy.bsky.social•13 days ago

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego when you need her

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oraclesean.com•13 days ago

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gpnotagp.bsky.social•13 days ago

All that they need to do is spray her with the slime from Ghostbusters 2 and walk her back to France.

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xipetotec1973.bsky.social•13 days ago

Hmm, if only you knew someone who makes films....

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funkadeefunk.bsky.social•13 days ago

“Get me Daveed Coppeurfeeld…”

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thespaceshipper.com•13 days ago

I loved the scene where the French replace the Statue of Liberty with its baguette weight. Nice tribute to Raiders.

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nikolavitch.bsky.social•13 days ago

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jdconnor.bsky.social•13 days ago

Vincent Cassel call your agrnt

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duckykrup.bsky.social•13 days ago

François Civil and Romain Duris as well. Also Eva Green. And Camille Cottin!

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captain-bleuten.bsky.social•13 days ago

Add Omar Sy and Sofia Boutela to make the "anti DEI crowd" (aka racists) go mad

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duckykrup.bsky.social•13 days ago

Who was the actor who played the younger brother in ATHENA - Sami Slimane

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duckykrup.bsky.social•13 days ago

Isabelle Huppert would definitely want to be a part of this. As well as Lea Sedoux and the two amazing actresses from Portrait of a Lady on Fire

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duckykrup.bsky.social•13 days ago

I think we have enough exceedingly strong French actresses that this could be a rare majority female lead film

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mzdt.bsky.social•13 days ago

Trump would just stand there dribbling, they could do anything in plain sight :-)

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growingfamily.bsky.social•13 days ago

I ADORE EVA Green! Why isn’t she in everything?

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manmademoon.bsky.social•13 days ago

We're putting this together right now! @crobertcargill.bsky.social! We need you on this! 😂

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crobertcargill.bsky.social•13 days ago

Alright. Let’s steal the Statue of Liberty.

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cyberjenni.bsky.social•13 days ago

In Imax, please.

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manmademoon.bsky.social•13 days ago

I think they bring in David Blaine to pretend to make the statue disappear as cover...

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manmademoon.bsky.social•13 days ago

"Mes amis, you may be wondering why I brought you here to my little farmhouse in the Dordogne, to eat maman's pate, to listen to mon oncle's accordion & sip good, but inexpensive wine from Lidl.
We will make right what has gone wrong.
We are going to steal back... La Liberté éclairant le monde!"

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realspacecortez.bsky.social•13 days ago

Somebody call Nicolas Cage!

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jdconnor.bsky.social•13 days ago

In college I was actually a summer park ranger at the Statue/Ellis Island and lived on the island. I know its secrets.

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beazlebubba.bsky.social•12 days ago

Need to recruit David Copperfield. He made it disappear once already 😁

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oliviaquinn.bsky.social•13 days ago

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brucerey3.bsky.social•13 days ago

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jefe.bsky.social•13 days ago

is Nicolas Cage available, seems like the only choice

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docbuglove.smokefleet.net•13 days ago

I'm kinda up for this, TBH.

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crikeywoman.bsky.social•13 days ago

Derailed!

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wijisworld.bsky.social•12 days ago

Jean Reno would be perfect in this

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yeahbutnahbut.bsky.social•13 days ago

Ticky Holgado would’ve been perfect

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guanolad.bsky.social•13 days ago

David Copperfield to consult.

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ecmyers.com•13 days ago

This is a job for Carmen Sandiego!

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nobby1138.bsky.social•13 days ago

I’ve assembled the muscle.

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thac0salad.bsky.social•13 days ago

Better call Gru.

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westermandavid.bsky.social•13 days ago

It’s woke as fuck

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manmademoon.bsky.social•13 days ago

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westermandavid.bsky.social•13 days ago

Just blow it up 🤓

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oliviaquinn.bsky.social•13 days ago

Yes, please.

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rhcmuts.bsky.social•13 days ago

"Despicable US: Statue of Liberty"

Just a knock-off DVD

The movie the US deserves.

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sabreferret.bsky.social•13 days ago

A French heist sounds vaguely dirty...

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tkw.bsky.social•13 days ago

Is David Copperfield involved?

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d-influencer.bsky.social•13 days ago

Can we get the Ronin gang back together for one last heist.

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fwfilmfestival.bsky.social•13 days ago

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stephensmith.bsky.social•13 days ago

Jean Reno, Vincent Cassel, Juliette Binoche, and Eva Green to star. Luc Besson directing.

Shoot it on location, under cover, and actually pull the heist off in real time.

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andrewwr235.bsky.social•13 days ago

Despicable Me 5

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snarkysteff.bsky.social•13 days ago

I saw this and not the original post, and I’m like, “oh my god, tell me more!”

THANKS for nothing, Stephen. •sigh•

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stephensmith.bsky.social•13 days ago

😁 Sorry?

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snarkysteff.bsky.social•13 days ago

Hmph.

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stephensmith.bsky.social•13 days ago

Well, if we want something badly enough, maybe we can will it into existence?

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snarkysteff.bsky.social•13 days ago

Goals! If only someone could knock over a certain billionaire and scamper off with funds for an elaborate… adventure.

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simonjellis.bsky.social•13 days ago

This film needs to happen @manmademoon.bsky.social

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jeffinthebowtie.bsky.social•13 days ago

There’s an FBI agent who is close to catching them until, in the last minutes, he’s set up to take the fall.

An exciting cameo by David Copperfield!

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paulfriedrich.bsky.social•13 days ago

David Copperfield has experience in this

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mikelarrabee.com•13 days ago

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trackotheday.bsky.social•13 days ago

If Davide Copafeel can do it…

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toonloon.bsky.social•13 days ago

Someone should show Trump the video of David Copperfield making it disappear and tell him it’s on CNN.

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lxkthegreat.bsky.social•13 days ago

The French Correction

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russbloor666.bsky.social•12 days ago

Tangerine Fuhrer would just replace it with a gold one of himself...funded by the tax-payer.

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schooley.bsky.social•13 days ago

Liberté

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tvaziri.com•13 days ago

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manmademoon.bsky.social•13 days ago

Yup!

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dangorgone.bsky.social•13 days ago

i know the perfect cops for this case

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amfisher.bsky.social•13 days ago

"OK, we're gonna need a sculptor, a brazier, a Francophone, and about two dozen heavy-lift helicopter pilots."

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main-tenant.bsky.social•13 days ago

They don’t even need to steal it back, just get enough bots to slag it off as DEI and it’ll be on the next boat out.

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tracyqloxley.bsky.social•13 days ago

Here for it

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noremacflak.bsky.social•13 days ago

I was half expecting the White House to ask for all the souls lost at Normandy back.

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zrath.bsky.social•13 days ago

HON HON HON!

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oneangryeyebrow.bsky.social•13 days ago

Okay here me out: some positively charged slime and a Nintendo controller…

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bloginhood.bsky.social•13 days ago

Libby would definitely be up for a swim.

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laurakeeney.bsky.social•13 days ago

I’ve always said we should never remake Rififi, but I take it back now.

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geekcliche.bsky.social•13 days ago

BRAQUAGE DE LA LIBERTÉ!

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atomcat9000.bsky.social•12 days ago

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clayrenfroe.bsky.social•13 days ago

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jbargarden.bsky.social•13 days ago

https://youtu.be/qXQqrXljnm8

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cwashington.bsky.social•13 days ago

Gils de pute, je suis partant!

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juddtaylor.bsky.social•13 days ago

Steven Soderbergh's
LIBERTY ELEVEN

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truckfump25.bsky.social•13 days ago

Different movie idea: remake Treasure of the Sierra Madre, but Trump and Musk get the lead roles!

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truckfump25.bsky.social•13 days ago

That may be why Trump is staying up all night posting crazy shit.

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jmcg0.bsky.social•13 days ago

If only a great filmmaker could step up and make this film... *cough* ... Just sayin'.

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ebocloud.bsky.social•13 days ago

YOU FOOLS!!!

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fruttekoek.bsky.social•13 days ago

Starring Jean Reno

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fedoramark.com•13 days ago

“Le Heist”

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jonmarkhicks.bsky.social•13 days ago

It has to be called 'Liberté, egalité, aujourd'hui c'est très, très, très' and star Adam Ant.

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arag0t0.bsky.social•13 days ago

Ocean’s Onze

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tulpadog.bsky.social•13 days ago

They just need to team up with David Copperfield. I am pretty sure he made the Statue of Liberty disappear once.

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hunterfelt.bsky.social•13 days ago

I've got an idea. I just need access to emotion-sensitive ectoplasm and a CD copy of Jackie Wilson's "Mr. Excitement!" compilation.

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aaronmccann83.bsky.social•13 days ago

I feel like @bosslogic.bsky.social has your poster covered.

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richardaspden.com•13 days ago

"We need to steal the statue of liberty!" - Monsieur Nic Cage

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georgebas5.bsky.social•13 days ago

The White House has a point. The last bloke who nicked the Statue of Liberty was an immigrant.

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arvelcrynyd.bsky.social•13 days ago

Technically there had been four start-up entrepreneurs that have nicked it for a short period of time a few years later

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yeahbutnahbut.bsky.social•13 days ago

opening credits roll over ‘move bitch, get out the way’ 🎶

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ipsumlorem.bsky.social•13 days ago

OCEAN'S QUARTOZE!!! merde!

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damienmiller.bsky.social•13 days ago

Sounds like a job for Lupin, gentleman thief

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movienut14.bsky.social•13 days ago

The funny thing is he did do that back in the '80s.

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bookon.bsky.social•13 days ago

National Treasure 3.

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fairlytalladam.bsky.social•13 days ago

They should send the White House pictures of the Parisian replica, saying "Too late! Hon hon hon."

(This has all the sophistication of "got your nose" which is arguably sufficient with the current Administration.)

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boggo2300.bsky.social•13 days ago

Replica? why not send a photo of the original in Lyon? or the plaster model used to sculpt the one in New York, which is currently in the Musée d’Arts et Metiers (when I say currently it's been there since 1907).

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