Also I’m sure part of the reason why westerners are more likely to identify with the shooter than with with Stalin’s de-kulakization is because it was mostly petit bourgeoisie with whom we are conditioned to empathize with and aspire to join.
I have bad news about the entire field of Forensics being similarly complete tea-leaves-and-astrology-level bullshit, being admissible and convincing to juries all the time
I think he's obviously just threw out that it would make sense to go to a country that is less likely to cooperate with the US.... and what country is less likely to cooperate than Russia atm?
If the snitch reward was only $10k and the NYPD have really given up on finding him in the city, I have to conclude that even other rich people thought the insurance CEO was a dozen different kinds of piece of crap
I love how these people act as though this would be even remotely applicable in court
A judge would laugh them out of the courtroom if their evidence was an AI generated sketch
'Definitely he was an assassin from the Kremlin. The Kremlin is really angry about health care in the US. In fact, the whole reason Russia invaded the Ukraine was because of their health care.'
An hour after the fact? You’re telling me this guy also manages to speedrun security lines? I’d never get to the airport less than an hour before my flight, never mind *leave* for the airport an hour before it. 😂
"ai keeps getting things wrong but we can't admit it, so yeah, uhhhh, he got on a plane to a country that doesn't do extradition... yeah..." lol they know nothing about him and are fully making shit up now
This is one thing I wouldn't like to see tied to Moscow- too many already mistakenly view Putin favorably. This will clinch his "great friend" status with more than just MAGAts.
NYPD captain: "We've used AI to identify the shooter. The subject is a five foot tall underage Asian girl with..." *checks notes* "double-G cup breasts, and a shocked expression"
You cannot get from Manhattan to any airport and board a plane within an hour. If he flew to Moscow they would know it, the passenger manifest is only so big. This is such a lazy statement with zero actual reporting from a “reporter”.
there's a big push from the right wing to call anything they don't like "russia". i saw them on reddit saying bluesky was a russian website full of paid russian bots
Nothing is really wrong with it (crowded, not always on time), it’s more of a NYC joke about our neighboring state. People ride the passenger train all the time.
That guy is so ice cold he is probably having a coffee in a Starbucks one block from the hotel right as we speak, watching the Keystone Kops going back and forth outside.
According to AI the shooter is 9ft tall, has fourteen fingers, and no clipped the the corner of Starbucks after 360 no scoping his target.
Unfortunately for law enforcement, OOB is not within their jurisdiction.
there was a photo of him with the gun and one with his face exposed. anyone care to discuss why there were pockets on one jacket and not the other? and why the backpack straps were black on one and light/grey on the other?
I wasnt trying to sound as "idgaf" as my post may have sounded. Im just saying, if you think hes a hero, lets keep the snowball rollin, not just hope this guy dont get caught.
Congrats. They just gave everyone who would vote to quit plausible deniability. AI can have wildly inconsistent results. UHC's own AI system has a 90% error rate. I'm not voting guilty on a 10% chance they got the correct guy.
I have a feeling they're going to use AI to make up a motive, give him an alias, generate a full photo, and get an arrest warrant for that AI-generated person, and then eventually just say the case is solved pending arrest or something
And if they can't catch him, that is proof they need more offices in more countries (hot ones, with beaches) and also more overtime and maybe more military equipment.
Breaking: NYPD has released an AI recreation of the man who shot and killed UHC's CEO.
They are asking if anyone has seen this man to contact NYPD immediately. They caution he may be travelling with a trained attack dog known for making sounds akin to laughter.
If I managed to pull of a high-profile assassination and escape in Manhattan? Idk, train out of Grand Central to Philly and then a flight to Canada and then Havana sounds easiest.
“Analysis performed by AI on several images of the shooter suggests he has a lunatic’s skull shape, which is closely associated with criminal mischief, public masturbation, and Woke.” - the cops
lol I had that in my head yesterday in a manhattan subway station, thinking about this guy. then I segued into thinking how savvy moby was, opening a vegan restaurant & resting on his laurels
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"Claim Denial Beam"
None of them ever trust each other. But most will still cooperate. Given russias current state they are perhaps the least likely to cooperate.
1) he was only shot at once, that dude at the golf course never shot at him 2) it barely nicked his ear. We need to do better next time 🤣
Is this their subtle way of completely giving up on finding him?
A judge would laugh them out of the courtroom if their evidence was an AI generated sketch
...of Mallomars.
Said no one, ever.
You can't fucking make this stuff up
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i have somewhat limited faith in facial recognition since it identifies my former crush and me as the same person.
Pitiful.
*shows a horribly racist anti-semitic caricature*
Might be faster to go to EWR on the Path, but why? 🤣
Unfortunately for law enforcement, OOB is not within their jurisdiction.
It had to happen to me eventually lmao
Step 2: Spew random bullshit
https://futurism.com/police-woody-harrelson-facial-recognition
Uh huh 🙄
They are asking if anyone has seen this man to contact NYPD immediately. They caution he may be travelling with a trained attack dog known for making sounds akin to laughter.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?
Fuck Moscow.
Before the stans come and eat me up 🤣
My name is Inigo Montoya...
They really need a break.
🙄
*AI spits out report*
NYPD Chief: "We're looking for a man with six, possibly seven fingers or tendrils on each hand."