I like this idea because it’s got the potential to be so personal. Like if there is a specific bird atop your enemies list it’s probably there for a specific reason
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Brandon
This could be a good topic: Bird Asshole Rankings.
Top of my list are Sandhill Cranes. Geese and Swans up there as well.
Top of my list are Sandhill Cranes. Geese and Swans up there as well.
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They know what they did.
Canadians should demand they lose their name, because they slander our nation by association.
https://www.pnj.com/story/news/local/pensacola/beaches/2024/05/21/shorebird-nesting-season-at-pensacola-beach-what-to-know/73775653007/
"With my bare hands? Fuck that I'm not that stupid"
Canadian Geese are the easy answer, but my wife once chased a crow off and then had to change her route to work because that crow kept trying to shit on her.
Asshole.
Just ducks.
Number one on the draft board.
Second up is, surprisingly, mourning doves. Not only are they relatively large but they will bully other birds off the feeder and then argue with each other about whose turn it is!
The assholes honk at all hours.
I bought a hawk call to scare them off. Its had some effect, they no longer nest by my apartment
I had a rooster that chased my girlfriend through a field until she collapsed.
2. My former roommate Dave's parrot."
I have a tattoo of a red winged blackbird on my left arm for a ver specific reason
Also seagulls at my high school in San Diego would literally *descend* on the quad at lunch and god help you if you weren’t under cover
people fed them fries because they thought it was cute, but it’s less cute when there’s a poofed-up male grackle perched on the table a foot from your face, staring you down to demand your food