I’ve always been terrified of dying in a Coldplay music video. So embarrassing! - ThreadSky

kenjennings.bsky.social • 172 days ago

I’ve always been terrified of dying in a Coldplay music video. So embarrassing!

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mrmcplad.bsky.social•172 days ago

coward. I knew you were all yellow

realcurt.bsky.social•140 days ago

Look at Mr big flex over there.

adamkingxv.bsky.social•172 days ago

When you've diagnosed as many murders as he has, you become quite familiar with death.

currentlyquang.xyz•172 days ago

That reminds me: always a shame that Murder She Wrote and Diagnosis Murder never crossed over one another, considering they were on the same network and overlapped for at least 3 years (93-96)

paulfuller.bsky.social•172 days ago

Not to mention all the close calls with that ottoman.

keahikaiwi.bsky.social•172 days ago

You know how I know you’re dead?

stampergr.bsky.social•172 days ago

😀

gfriday.bsky.social•172 days ago

If you had ever been rescued by friendly porpoises, you would live long with very few fears.

robinyoungman.bsky.social•172 days ago

The only band who I will allow myself to die in one of their videos is Nickelback.

danstapleton.bsky.social•172 days ago

Aw man I just registered that "coldplay" is definitely necrophiliac slang and it's ruined my whole evening.

goodnamestaken.bsky.social•172 days ago

Well, Dick Van Dyke is a better singer…

azlisa86.bsky.social•171 days ago

in an interview with Chris Martin, DVD said he had no idea who he was. And Chris said he didn't know who he was either 😵

passonx.bsky.social•126 days ago

I'm with Dick. Sign me up for Clocks and Speed of Sound!

nin.ten.dog•171 days ago

danthiell.bsky.social•172 days ago

And what do we say to the god of death in a Coldplay music video?

montisboeher.bsky.social•172 days ago

Personally, I would have picked Black Flag or Ramones. But, hey, we choose our own libraries.

But "Coldplay" took on a slightly different meaning today.

ericbono.bsky.social•172 days ago

I've always been terrified of not living in a Sir Mixalot video.

mearn.me•172 days ago

I’m not dying for a Coldplay video. I demand U2 at minimum

myrrhso.bsky.social•172 days ago

Chris Martin must be stopped before he kills again!

donnalynatx.bsky.social•172 days ago

I love Coldplay but I wouldn’t want to die in a Coldplay video.

bernardsweb.net•172 days ago

I’m afraid I might die if I watch a Coldplay video.

inspiredangela.bsky.social•172 days ago

The music video for you is probably "Trouble In Town."
https://youtu.be/aKlwJROuo-Q?si=zE7BLcMagRcLxA85

bernardsweb.net•172 days ago

bernardsweb.net•170 days ago

Hi @coldplayoffical.bsky.social Sparks is my favorite song. ☠️

pixelatedboat.bsky.social•172 days ago

It would be awful but not nearly as bad as dying in the Virtual Insanity video

mikeproper.bsky.social•172 days ago

Or Aerosmith's "Cryin'" (bungee cord breaks)

eironivek.partyvan.net•172 days ago

Jay Kay just having to awkwardly shuffle step over your corpse

zitping.com•172 days ago

dircashede.bsky.social•172 days ago

'he's not dead, he's still moving!'

pagooey.bsky.social•172 days ago

Just gliding back and forth, limp on the sofa

jaunxpatrol.bsky.social•172 days ago

A friend met his untimely but fitting end in the video for Vertical Horizon's "You're a God"

reddtrain.bsky.social•172 days ago

Might be almost as terrifying as my occasional nightmare about dying while riding "It's a Small World".

ohcanada420.bsky.social•172 days ago

Ken, do MAGA types even know who you are? Just feels like it would be a complete accident for them to view your show.

barbontheisland.bsky.social•172 days ago

They still make music videos?

christianfinnegan.bsky.social•172 days ago

Coldplaphobia is no joke.

wrycke.bsky.social•172 days ago

If you die in a Coldplay music video, you die in real life

pdxpratt.bsky.social•172 days ago

Is that what “Yellow” was about?

paula72.bsky.social•172 days ago

Good one!

bfd1212.bsky.social•172 days ago

Literally dying of embarrassment

thehoustonwade.bsky.social•172 days ago

If you're going to die in a music video, it better in a GWAR music video.

boontonkat.bsky.social•172 days ago

A Legend
still going strong
👏🏼

newagepancake.bsky.social•172 days ago

okay not to make it too serious but does anyone else get weird vibes from them putting him in this video lmao. like they gotta be hoping he dies right now and it's great for marketing

bbbob.bsky.social•172 days ago

Nah they're Coldplay and they're here to make you think about death, and stuff!