Profile avatar
junziforhire.bsky.social
61 posts 109 followers 160 following
Prolific Poster

This sense of reprieve, of the suspension of predictable rules, is the most important reason we should extend the benison of snow days instead of taking them from children." ICYMI, Clare Coffey on the necessity of snow days:

Here’s a prop bet that I wouldn’t take the other side of: That within two years there’ll be wars over Taiwan and the Baltics. And that the Trump administration will stand blame the Taiwanese and Baltic states for starting the conflicts against their larger neighbors.

"If the GOP could pull Trump’s dick out of their mouths long enough for the oxygen to return to their brains, they might see how batshit crazy it is to run a govt like this... But that would require a spine and these Republicans have the collective courage of a baby deer caught in a 6-lane highway."

I fear they’re coming for ALL school vaccine mandates next. Including measles, mumps and rubella.

🚨 Your House representative is now back home through February 23. That’s where we come in. With Trump and Elon Musk pulling off a billionaire coup in real time, this congressional recess is about turning up the heat like never before. Let’s get to work: indivisi.org/muskorus

“Why are so few young people having kids?” I don’t know. Maybe because they want to be able to see their kids grow up and thrive which isn’t fucking possible anymore.

Russell Vought, the Acting Director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, tells the Chairman of the Federal Reserve that the CFPB does not require any additional funds for now. This, of course, means they are gutting the agency.

Purging dissent in the security services and giving loyalists power is something we *instantly* recognize in other contexts.

#LiberalCanadians - thank you for support. We are in this together, watch out for your own right-wingers! You must stop them before it's too late.

Winner! 🏆✌🏻👏🏻

Fucking outrageous! 🤬

Instagram and Facebook have recently blurred, blocked or removed posts from two abortion pill providers. Instagram also suspended the accounts of several abortion pill providers and hid the providers from appearing in search and recommendations. nyti.ms/4h3PF1x

The near-total inability of ordinary citizens to influence decision-making leaves resistance as the sole viable response to the misuse of governmental power and unjust decisions.

Trump has deployed active military to help round up migrants and put them into detention camps. The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years. History is repeating. Pay attention.

LMFAO 😂 LMFAO 😂 LMFAO "Florida Man" Rudolph W. Giuliani did not show up to federal court in Lower Manhattan to testify in a trial that will determine whether he can keep a Florida condo, his only remaining home, as well as three personalized Yankees World Series rings. #RudyColludy

#EmbarrassmentInChief 🤮

Reading about the rise of Nazism in 1930s Germany? This sheet pan Black Forest cake will make you feel like you were there.

Where's the lie?

deadder.substack.com

Never forget what Trump did. Traitorous SOB.

Lawrence O'Donnell always asks the right questions.

The man who sat at the center of the conspiracy to overturn the election — who summoned the mob that attacked the Capitol — emerged immune and unscathed. The chief perpetrator of it all is about to return to the office he left in disgrace and ignominy. open.substack.com/pub/charlies...

No lies detected.

“kids keep living past the age of 5, because of woke” - a substantial chunk of the american public

A social distancing cheat chart:

The Speaker saga: - Trump slams Mike Johnson for passing the CR to keep the government open - MAGA demands Johnson's head - Someone shows Trump a schoolhouse rock video on how he can't get certified without a Speaker - Trump flips and endorses Johnson - MAGA loves Mike again You're caught up.

Evangelicals overwhelmingly chose Ronald Reagan over Jimmy Carter — a literal Sunday school teacher. There is no reason to think they will ever return to sanity…

It's NUNYA so STFU & MYOB. Unreal this still needs to be said... #NYE #NYE2025

Only Trump can make Jimmy Carter’s passing about himself and his “very exclusive club.”

This is so spot-on it’s scary.

In this Ohio diner, Civil War is a woke term for the War of Northern Aggression. But they do know this: There's no way Elon and Vivek are feuding with Bannon and Loomer; their X accounts were hacked by Antifa and Black Lives Matter.

I think legacy media might be figuring out that all hell broke loose early this morning between New MAGA Tech Bros and OG MAGA. Who told them?

Trump's denial of Musk being President-Elect, confirms to me that Musk is in fact the President-Elect. Every Trump denial is an admission.

The GOP Nativity scene: No unwed mothers, Middle Eastern people, refugees, and obviously no wise men.

The most that can be said about the present moment is that there is disagreement within the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party about which faces to eat in what order.

A tutorial on how oligarchs govern: 1. Elon says no. 2. Elon tweets no. 3. Someone reads Elon's tweet to Elon's purchased President. 4. Elon's purchased President says no.

The owner of a car company is controlling the House of Representatives from a social media app.

when I get to 400,000 followers I will smite a major evil doer. only 7.5k to go.