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news in america: you will have to drink shit in water. we are going to end education. we will deport you for having the wrong opinion news in any other country:

submitted 4 days ago • 81 comments

ay lmao

submitted 8 days ago • 66 comments

submitted 10 days ago • 14 comments

Billionaires should not exist.

submitted 9 days ago • 56 comments

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

submitted 9 days ago • 59 comments

Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence theonion.com/wealthy...

submitted 9 days ago • 132 comments

Powerplex from Invincible:

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I just realized that this girl might've been flirting with me in 2019

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submitted 9 days ago • 55 comments

Forgive me, m'lord. The tavern bard was blasting Free Bird

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

found in the wild

submitted 10 days ago • 82 comments

In “Way of the Kings” there’s a cursed king who doesn’t know whether he will wake up a genius or an idiot each morning. That’s how I am now with anger. Today I am very angry.

submitted 12 days ago • 707 comments

It's ok to be yourself. It's ok to let your hair grow wild & tangled. It's ok to sharpen your fangs & claws. It's ok to wear a cloak of moss and a crown of ancient goblin bones to the market for wine & cheese snacks.

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

by my calculation, 8 hours a day on msnbc will be hosted by former republicans

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submitted 16 days ago • 82 comments

I think it would make a big difference in our health if we banned Pharma ads from America like the rest of the world does.

submitted 18 days ago • 1165 comments

submitted 17 days ago • 89 comments

Aside from the "built by Europeans" cringe I'm curious what page of the Tanach (I assume) she's reading/posing with

submitted 19 days ago • 14 comments

pedo-con theory

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submitted 18 days ago • 470 comments

"Why are you so radical?" I literally watched Avatar the Last Airbender as a kid.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Imprisoning journalists is fine when we do it

submitted 22 days ago • 607 comments

these guys are the biggest babies in the world

submitted 22 days ago • 1735 comments

imagine if the United states had a political party that actually addressed people's needs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

Even CNN is clowning on Chuck Schumer's pathetic "we will win!" chant lol

submitted 23 days ago • 85 comments

You cannot determine whether you saved or cost money based solely on one side of the ledger. Example: I saved my household $2K by not paying the mortgage.

submitted 23 days ago • 1529 comments

everyone right now

submitted 26 days ago • 49 comments

god this guy is an idiot. like, a stone cold idiot who sincerely believes that war fighting and preparedness is about having the biggest dick

submitted 26 days ago • 4987 comments

Elon is just out here meeting with world leaders I hate it here

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👍

submitted 29 days ago • 217 comments

this place is the mines of moria for people who say “superb owl.” tread with the utmost care

submitted 30 days ago • 107 comments

I almost hit someone in the head with a soccer ball. It went just above their head by a hair. I'm lucky to be alive.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Listening to Lana Del Rey is like getting hugged

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I never understood the musicians playing music while the Titanic sank. Now I do.

submitted 32 days ago • 503 comments

i swear russian balconies have the worst rails.

submitted 32 days ago • 5 comments

Every single time. www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/02/cons...

submitted 33 days ago • 84 comments

Why does Trump keep emailing me? How did he even get it?

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I would've been so fucked if I was born before the invention of glasses

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Has the TYT gas leak spread to Dave's house?

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

My apologies Chappell Roan, I was unfamiliar with your game

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

it is darkly funny to me that twitter ended up being real life after all

submitted 37 days ago • 76 comments

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