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So...all those Pakistani uncles and aunties who voted for Trump, how you doing? www.reuters.com/world/us/new...

I love her #JasmineCrockett

BREAKING: Trump shuts off intelligence to Ukraine, cutting off data for drones, air attacks, and air defense This is a clear and direct violation of the Budapest Memorandum of 1994 - in which US gave security guarantee to Ukraine in exchange for Ukraine giving up nukes and ships

Sofa king stupid

You’re fired. Wait, oops, you’re rehired. All funds are frozen! Oof, that was unpopular, okay, we’ll rescind it for now. Tariffs! Oh wait, no, not for a month. Tariffs again! Ouch, that stock market response! Okay maybe not for cars, not for the next month, okay? okay.

In the words of John Oliver, "wrestling is better than the things you like!" A final sit down interview before the culmination(?) of a 15 month story. I hope there was a resounding, "fuck yeah, we nailed it,"and high fives when they yelled "cut." #aew youtu.be/ZpQEGsPdlxo?...

Well played.

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

What a photo. Green must be the start of something, not the end.

The long-term GOP plan in effect. Draft executive order set for Thursday calls for closing Education Dept. wapo.st/4kDuWno

As a candidate, Trump promised to end surprise medical billing.   Just weeks into his second term, DOGE has slashed the federal office charged with implementing a bipartisan law cracking down on surprise medical bills. Yet another Trump lie.

I’m dying! None of them actually want to go back in! They wanted to get out! The vaccine was the perfect excuse! — Marines and soldiers discharged for refusing the COVID-19 vaccine show limited interest in rejoining apnews.com/article/pent...

I keep trying to think about best case scenarios instead of worst case ones, and the best case scenario is the bottom dropping out of Trump’s support, ala post Jan 6th or W in 08. The problem is it’s hard to see that happening absent some big catastrophe that also causes huge amounts of human misery

BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Premier Wab Kinew of Manitoba MOCKS Trump by signing a “beautiful” order that officially removes ALL American liquor from Canadian stores in his province. Donald Trump just caused massive economic damage to our country. How sad and embarrassing.

It's official, job creation in America under Trump is like a turd in its last toilet bowl swirl before being flushed. Forecasted to be 140,000, the ADP National Employment Report for February 2025 revealed that U.S. private sector employment grew by a pathetic 77,000 jobs — 1/2

It’s NOT A CHRISTIAN document.

BREAKING: Trump's comment during his address that DOGE "is headed by Elon Musk, who is in the gallery tonight" has already landed in federal court. DOC buff.ly/K7puA1o

They only did it for show. Grab some video. Look tough. The cost is astronomical and the impact on military operations ridiculous. So, once again a stupid Trump idea gets quietly rolled back. www.wsj.com/politics/nat...

Trump has ordered a pause to intelligence sharing with Ukraine, according to the CIA director — a move that deprives Kyiv of a key tool fighting Russia.

October 21.

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BREAKING: The John R. Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act was reintroduced in the House today. The bill would protect voters from racial discrimination at the ballot box by restoring and strengthening the Voting Rights Act of 1965. #JohnLewisVRAA #Selma60

1. A new Texas bill outright criminalizes being transgender as felony fraud. It is one of the most alarming bills that I have ever seen. Though it stands little chance of passage, its rationale is already being used in other places and by the trump admin. Subscribe to support our journalism.

We've been saving this little pup for when we thought you all might really need a gold star. And, given the current circumstances, here she is. 13/10

DOGE firings have upended the lives of thousands of hardworking civil servants — including park rangers, disease researchers, and veterans. Meanwhile, DOGE's own staffers are drawing hefty six-figure government salaries from the very agencies they are sabotaging. "Efficiency."

Trump and musk plan to fire 83,000 from the department of veterans affairs. Remember all those times the GOP said we couldn’t care for refugees because we needed to take care of our veterans first? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Trump's approval is now negative. And this is before we get Social Security Checks blocked, the Dept. of Ed abolished, and the impact of tariffs fully hit. Buckle up.

I mean, it’s not great that only 5 of 9 Supreme Court justices believe in the Constitution, but a win is a win.

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has *upheld* a lower court's order forcing USAID/State to immediately pay ~$2 billion owed to contractors for work they've alreayd performed. Alito/Thomas/Gorsuch/Kavanaugh dissent. t.co/k86ttz6Wdt

French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

Stand with trans Americans. You don’t have to understand everything about the transgender experience to know that Trump’s acts of humiliation and dehumanization are unjust and dangerous. www.thebulwark.com/p/stand-with...

Israel is weighing the possibility of severing critical water and electricity supplies to Gaza, a move that could deprive 2.2 million Palestinians of access to clean water, per the Financial Times

We'll say it again: No, 150-year-olds are not collecting Social Security benefits. #SOTU www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

Rep. Jasmine Crockett: "This is not America. This is a terrible nightmare. Somebody slap me and wake me the f*ck up because I'm ready to get on with it." Jasmine is all of us.

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This.

BREAKING - Trump says Elon Musk is the head of DOGE Yet in DOJ court filings, they have claimed Musk is NOT the head of DOGE Either Trump is lying to the American people -- or DOJ is lying to the courts Which is it?

Things Trump did that he isn't talking about tonight... -Fired 17 inspectors general and the top govt ethics director -Halted anti-bribery enforcement and money laundering laws -Dismantled CFPB at the behest of billionaires -Put a corporate lobbyist in charge of the DOJ "Drain the swamp."

This whole riff on the ages of people on social security is IDENTICAL to the lies he's told about voter rolls and voting fraud.

"A little disturbance but we're okay with that."

In case you wondering what Al Green was yelling at Trump: "“You have no mandate to cut Medicaid!” Hell yeah.