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Mummy Pig on the cover of Grazia UK.

Dog Loves Bungee Jumping, Owner Of Bungee-Jumping Dog Reports theonion.com/dog-lov...

Israel Claims Slain Palestinian Rescue Workers Didn’t Properly Identify Selves As Human Beings

Ayo Edebiri says she received 'insane death threats and racial slurs' after Elon Musk amplified a fake report claiming she was replacing Johnny Depp in a new 'Pirates of the Caribbean' film "Not only is he [a] fascist, he’s an idiot 🥰"

ICE Opens Interdimensional Detention Center To Indefinitely Imprison Immigrants Across Infinite Number Of Multiverses theonion.com/ice-opens-in...

Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression theonion.com/trump-s...

Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test

I’m like 99% sure that mice don’t even have genders.

Pile Of Dirty Clothes On Bedroom Floor Starting To Mix With Pile Of Clean Clothes On Bedroom Floor

‘NO OTHER LAND’ doesn’t have a U.S. distributor yet. It just won the #Oscar for Best Documentary See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25

It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation. I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!

Man Waiting Until Parents Die Before Doing A Single Thing That Makes Him Happy theonion.com/man-wai...

New Evidence Suggests Humans Developed Written Language To Avoid Breaking Up In Person theonion.com/new-evi...

Google Calendar has removed key cultural events from their site including: • Pride Month • Black History Month • Holocaust Remembrance Day • Jewish Heritage • Hispanic Heritage • Indigenous People Month

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Trump Worried Day Working At McDonald’s Will Screw Up Taxes theonion.com/trump-worrie...

Duolingo reports a 216% increase for users learning Mandarin Chinese in the U.S. following a transition from TikTok to Xiaohongshu, also known as “RedNote.”

A French woman divorced her millionaire husband then was scammed out of $850k by a fake Brad Pitt. The scammer used AI photos and claimed he was undergoing cancer treatment and couldn’t access his money due to his divorce. She realized the truth upon seeing Pitt with his girlfriend on the news.

My message to Zuck

Britain Bans Puberty Blockers For Transgender Minors theonion.com/britain-bans...

Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran theonion.com/trump-releas...

Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills theonion.com/insurance-co...

I have seen so much "the New Jersey drones are just another sign that society is falling apart...it's the military...it's Iran...it's martial law" but I swear to christ it's probably some fucking YouTuber.

I agree, three hundred and sixty billion percent.

‘THE WILD ROBOT’ is the most-nominated animated film ever at the #GoldenGlobes . See the full nominees list: bit.ly/Globes2025

A UnitedHealthcare CEO murderer lookalike competition was held today in New York.

If you as a parent do not want your child to read about something, that is your job as a parent to oversee their reading. It should absolutely not affect what children who are not yours are reading.

#SpotifyWrapped is out.

On point.

Arcane is too good, it’s like staring into the sun

Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System

The reason most motivational stories are biased is that they're told from the perspective of the survivors.

I'm watching Supernatural for the first time and the show has a power scaling problem and it's ruining my day.

I'm watching the #Arcane season finale, and the only thing that comes to mind is that human creativity knows no bounds it's a beautiful show in all aspects. I give my props to the animators.

There is far more money to be made in housing than rocket launches. The reason there is no Elon Musk of housing is that it is several orders of magnitude harder than rockets.

The ICC has issued arrest warrants for Benjamin Netanyahu and Yoav Gallant. They have been charged with “crimes against humanity and war crimes.”

Now I just need Palestinians to be free.

#TheBoys releases an awards campaign advertisement that includes negative reviews about the show: • 'Communist propaganda' • 'Severe turn towards wokeism' • 'Politicized garbage'

Wish I could convince other humans they live within...are part of a universe

This looks amazing!!!

Hello world.