Do you honestly, truly believe they wouldn't go to that far? Fuck me, if humanity were to reach Mars and actually colonize that worthless piece of shit in the next 100 years and find aliens there, I'd expect humanity to imprison them for being coloured differently.
According to Marjorie Taylor Greene that's where they all originated from. Makes sense they would all go back! I wonder if SpaceX will be the one sending them there, or will they outfit the space laser to do double duty?
The ones getting arrested and detained across the multiverse are the Americans, and still happily they watch their own fall to the abyss from the comfort of their couch LOL
How many interdimensional portals have to collapse before the GOP admits these privately funded detention centers are immoral in the eyes of our 10th dimension overlords? And Democrats need to stop just expecting random multiverse heros to save them, even if admittedly that is most often the case.
I can’t wait until ICE realizes that their ancestors illegally invaded these lands and stole them from the people living here. They will be left with no other option but to deport themselves.
I’m sure that’s what will happen.
Yea.
Definitely
Don't worry. They've "furloughed" 90% of the scientists from Los Alamos. Now there's nobody there who even knows what a brane it; they think it's a typo.
We HAD the strongest growing economy in the whole damned World under Biden and now we're failing Fast! So damned fast and heading to recession according to the great businessman who stole a second Presidency. The guy who couldn't make Casinos make a profit!
We’ll have many mini recessions now. And the tariff on, tariff off. So many they’ll find a new name for it and the billionaire stock scoopers will love every single plunge. 😉
"Strongest growing economy" doesn't mean shit to the people who see 0% of any of the wealth, those who are shoved out of their homes due to extreme rent increases and forced into homelessness.
Those who are bankrupted by extortionist medical bills while being denied critical life-saving care.
Little do they know that the center, which is often referred to as the Ark, is actually a secret fixed point in all universes where the forces of order meet to coordinate plans to save humanity from itself in countless parallel dimensions...
Are you REALLY the entitled fragile authoritarian idiot you claim to be if you fail imprison all variants of your chosen scapegoats and political enemies?
These guys are imprisoning tourists (Germany and Great Britain so far). I never thought I’d be concerned about my safety from the government travelling to the US!
Wait, wait, there are people from other dimensions here that we need to deport???? I become a dimensionists, i hate all those other dimension people!!!! That's how it goes!
I was afraid to ask if it was named after a Confederate general from a universe where this administration views the right side won. They keep trying to make HBO shows about that for some reason. Get the sense they view Man in the High Castle as aspirational rather than a warning.
Brutal and genius! "At press time, Albence confirmed that the agency was also exploring using quantum entanglement to allow for them to simultaneous reunite and separate immigrant families an endless number of times along parallel timelines."
Prison 42 was pretty fucked. It's too bad the MCU adaptation had to be so toned down. In the comics the pre-registration side especially got up to some sinister stuff.
This is just the kind of advanced thinking Musk brings to the Trump White House. He is still working on locating the operators of the universe simulation to request they delete people who annoy him.
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Do you honestly, truly believe they wouldn't go to that far? Fuck me, if humanity were to reach Mars and actually colonize that worthless piece of shit in the next 100 years and find aliens there, I'd expect humanity to imprison them for being coloured differently.
I’m sure that’s what will happen.
Yea.
Definitely
Those who are bankrupted by extortionist medical bills while being denied critical life-saving care.
Funny, but not funny 😡😡😡😡😡
EASILY RECOGNIZABLE SATIRE IS BACK BABY!!
Was it named for a Confederate general?
What if that's what earth is?
Hey, maybe if RFK survives and wins the 1968 election, no nixon, no reagan, no trump and maybe RFK's failson doesn't decend into madness!
Where people have been held without trial for years.
It's no more ludicrous than Canada becoming the 51st State.