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anyone who has ever believed these rich tech billionaires were ever “liberal” are missing the fact that they don’t have principles or beliefs they care only about profitability. a decade ago being “liberal” was profitable, now being conservative is profitable

they’re calling him ‘Puppet Trump’

I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad

i know tiktok is bad or whatever but how else am i going to get updates about that lady in northern virginia quarrying stone from the mineshaft she dug under her house so she can build a castle in her yard

More than the fact that it’s evil, what weirds me out about New Twitter is just the sort of banal insanity of blue check accounts. “Dream guy” said to this deranged post. “Realest man” in response,” “truly a dream guy” Like it’s probably AI but that don’t make it feel better

Post a PERFECT album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam

call me crazy but being a absurdly wealthy shouldn’t give you VIP access to the government

It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't

Last Spotify Wrapped ever for me, only covers the first half of the year before I switched to Youtube Music

a trump supporter replied to me with this and it goes hard

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.

I’m going on a quest to find all the beautiful women on here

Complicity.

Yes, they'd crucify him.....

video game hermit who lives alone in the wilderness: nay, i haven't been to the village in many years. tis a full 36 seconds of walking from here

it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism

Temu-ass website

israel is the most immoral and evil country in the modern world

I am trying to be patient because I 100% get that people are terrified but I am really struggling with all this knee-jerk public defeatism from other liberals and leftists right now

Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?

i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney

And just like that, it was all over

If it's got snow it counts as a Christmas movie.

Going over to X now feels like having to check the mold infestation in your basement.

he literally built a robot to compliment him because everyone else thinks he’s a loser, like how does this man not die from cringe every day

i don't care if calling elon "elonia" is transphobic or not. it's cringe regardless

Picked up this little book of writers’ writing rituals, & I think most of em are liars — “up at dawn, 6 hours at my desk, followed by calisthenics, liquor, & reading edifying works.” But David Lynch delivers the goods.

mr beast should be hunted for sport live on peacock plus

One of the things you learn as you read the history of the Weimar Republic is that some people saw what was coming but were completely ignored. It's never completely unforeseeable, it's just that most aren't paying attention or are consumed by normalcy bias.

idiot racists: ugh why are there so many undocumented immigrants delivering my food, get them out!!! [later] idiot racists: what the fuck why is my private burrito taxi so much more expensive, what do you mean less drivers makes it more expensive

how is it possible to be against the “international criminal court” without immediately questioning yourself

just incomprehensible how this fucking asshole is spending the last few days in office before handing the presidency to Trump. the only part of his legacy that will last

finally a reasonable take

How it feels listening to Something in the Way

despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible

I need to rewatch Twin Peaks

Reminder of what you’re all missing out on Twitter

you know I tend to think that on balance the US has a pretty good public education system, but then I read stuff like this and I wonder