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Okay this article is completely insane. OpenAI is going to make *more than its entire subscription revenue from 2024* (they spent $9bn to lose $5bn in 2024 btw) - $3 billion - selling “agents”? OpenAI doesn’t have a functional agent product! It doesn’t exist! What the hell is going on?

This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

The one piece of legislation this Congress will manage to pass is a bipartisan bill making it a felony to speak to a member of Congress without being invited to do so.

Of the Chiefs of Staff, vice chiefs of staff, and judge advocates general of the three branches, Trump fired all the women and Black people.

I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.

THIS IS HUGE! Researchers at Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center say results of a Phase I trial of an mRNA vaccine aimed at preventing pancreatic cancer show promise. The vaccine PREVENTED the cancer from coming back in patients who had already received treatment for MORE THAN three years. 🧪🧵⬇️

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

On this day ten years ago, Felix the poop cat posted the “Whoops My Anarchy Symbol” video.

Looks like @nytimes.com has stealth-edited this to add Evans' affiliation with Young Republicans. No correction or update note. I don't think I've ever worked with a single editor who would let me get away with that but it seems to happen regularly over there.

Both CNN and CBS News are reporting that “The US Marshals Service has deputized members of Elon Musk’s private security detail, granting them certain protections of federal law enforcement”

I think there is a very big problem we have to grapple with which is that the median voter is extraordinarily deluded about the working of the world to the point of complete mental incapacity.

NEWS Elon Musk has returned to funding campaigns for the first time since the November election. His SuperPAC has spent $1 million so far helping the Republican candidate for Wisconsin’s Supreme Court. Full Story: https://bit.ly/41oS0hT

every time i see 'pirate yakuza in hawaii', i have a very specific voice i read the phrase in

Some interesting posts re: John Fetterman's staff turnover

Saturday is @romchip.bsky.social's fundraiser stream, and I'm bringing out the big stupid. I'll be playing with the WONDER TOOLS CRUISER, a Fisher-Price controller for Windows 95 that, as far as I can tell, there is zero current video of anyone playing. You will not want to miss this

listen to this. Elon can barely form a sentence right now.

Canadians on here actually being like "I can't believe how bad things are getting in the US" without acknowledging Alberta just passed some of the harshest anti-LGBTQ+ laws and are about to vote Doug Ford back into power. Wakeup because the far right are in inside the building

"Samurai Pizza Cats: Blast from the Past!" video game is coming, to celebrate the 35th anniversary of the anime series. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgqr...

1. The U.S. Senate is now voting on Kash Patel’s nomination to serve as Director of the FBI. In November, I thought he was unconfirmable, but the road to confirmation has been paved by Pete Hegseth, Tulsi Gabbard, and RFK Jr.

is it good if over half of americans think we currently don’t live in a legitimate state?

As always, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is a real one.

Authoritarianism suffocates not only political life but also economic life. Instead of the best products rising to the top, people get coerced into using Dogshit because the ceo of dogshit enterprises owns the government

Found in "Science Diagrams That Look Like Shitposts"

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God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. We need to fix this before mom comes home.

This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”. This is a manifesto against disability. This is the language of eugenics.

you think these cultures independently came up with the pierogi? no. must have been aliens

every once in awhile i enjoy searching for different far right doxxes about me just to see what information they include about me

Journalists should report the truth the way this judge laid it out.

The other website is pretty much done

Of all the things he could be focusing on he chooses this obvious troll bill

Probably one of the most pound for pound profitable teams in gaming today. Nobody is safe from corporate ownership. Absolutely sickening. Eat the rich.

It really is incredible how they are so committed to never saying or doing anything.

Peter Baker in 2017:

Brain hemorrhage. Fatal stroke. Lingering aphasia followed by a coma. Aortic dissection. Fall down stairs while intoxicated. Fatal car crash. Fatal air crash. Drowning while under influence of Ketamine. Coronary atherosclerosis as a contributing factor. Self inflicted gunshot wound to head. Murder.

the thing about due process rights is that you can’t mistakenly fire anyone unless you’re violating their rights

the only way forward for video games is self-published games made by properly-organised studios corporate ownership will fire all of you in the end.

11 years old

It rules how this company is just doing pure Elon shit to try and prop up a business where everyone who’s ever used it for its stated purpose, buying videogames, has agreed it sucks ass and they hate it

i still think one of the oddest political developments in my lifetime was trump's disdain for troops causing the party to largely jettison decades of troop worshipping lip service