Lol the NYPD says they have “reason to believe” that the person of interest in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO has left New York City. They have no idea where he is.
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My partner and I just watched the Crossing Guard episode of the Simpsons -the whole 'we need more funding!" bit and they end up with a blank check and a bunch of shit- and I'm just waiting for the 'we're underfunded' shtick.
🎵🎵 Well, it goes from St. Louis
Down to Missouri
Oklahoma City looks oh so pretty
You'll see Amarillo
And Gallup, New Mexico
Flagstaff, Arizona
Don't forget Winona
Kingman, Barstow, San Bernadino 🎵🎵
Heard a news reporter yesterday say the police are trying to find out if UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson had any enemies and I laughed so hard and loud that I scared the dog and he got confused and started barking.
When pressed on their “reason to believe” they admitted they just couldn't be bothered to look for him, as they went back to looking at their phones while waiting for subway fare jumpers.
I mean, even cops & their loved ones will have horror stories of dealing with health insurance companies, so it wouldn't surprise me at all of they just... don't exert themselves overmuch to solve this case lol.
Oh no you’re fine! Perfect english, just sometimes its confusing online. Especially because I am autistic I need everything to be really clear and specific!
They find you in Brazil..a high school mate stole fair amount of Corporate money and used a fake ID to hide in Brazil. US Marshalls picked him up and he sat in custody 1 year before extradition.
No kidding.🙄They don’t seem to be trying that hard to find him. Still can’t believe they have his actual face and for whatever reason they want the public to figure it out.
Kinda surprised they’re not milking this longer as a reason to accost cyclists, but having had experience with how bad NYPD is at solving crime, this completely tracks!
Ngl. I kinda hope they don’t find him. And tbh, I cannot be on the jury bc I would never in a million years vote to convict. Idc how much they have on him. Insanity defense at the very least.
I'm positive when they saw this screenshot and figured out he is white, every NYPD officer involuntary let out a collective "FUCK" and *definitely* understood why
How many man hours have gone into this investigation so far? You can bet it's a helluva lot more than would be spent on a regular person. Even when they're dead they get special privileges. He wasn't even a decent person.
SMA went out hunting:the chief detective, said that investigators are looking into the possibility that the gunman used what’s known as a veterinary gun, a larger firearm used on farms and ranches. “If an animal has to get put down, the animal can be shot without” the weapon causing a large noise…
I thought they had forced taxpayers to pay like a billion dollars to buy all these state of the art surveillance cameras and shit to stop terrorism or was that a scam???
Too bad everyone hates the insurance companies so much; a couple of wine moms with a true crime podcast and a fresh box of Franzia could have found this dude in five minutes!!! Oh well! 😂
According to "police source", they believe he boarded a flight to Russia. According to a journalist who shared the "breaking" news, the reason for Russia is "Why not?"
Police commissioner looking to the beat cops: “oh shit we’re too stupid to find him, what do we do!”
“Deeeeeh bawss, which country are we wantin’ to go to war with again?
“Russia, why?… oh my god Officer Down you’re a genius! Guess who just made sergeant!”
“Yeah he went to Russia!”
I think the implication here is that the police said "Why not?" And I apologize for that, though I love Dimpsler's skit. It was the reporter answering "Why not?" to someone who asked "Why Russia?"
And I noticed that, early on, some news outlet (I forget which one) described the alleged shooter as "light skinned," and I'm thinking, way to go to imply a white guy might not be white, even though I can see the guy is as white as white can be, because, you know ...
Are they embarrassed? Someone made a great point… they are still in America, stuck with this crappy healthcare system. They may not have give a crap either.
The point of this being? It’s 2024, he’s going to be caught or found. DB Cooper may be the last fable of the romantic outlaw in the DNA age. Can’t see why NYPD would be embarrassed. Not their fault to have to police folks who snack over the body of the victim and boo from social media
No. But this guy, as a dear and gone friend would say “shit the bed.” Face captured, handled casings and left them. Not sure rewards do more than boost coverage but they have. And not every citizen is a dick
Likely he left DNA, and the police are capable or their friends are of handling that. If he carried a cell phone he might just as well post a confession on YouTube. I get the underlying issue with victim and the class issue, but this will close
In 1981, Ken Rex McElroy was shot at and murdered by mutiple shooters, in front of 46 witnesses, in broad daylight in the middle of Skidmore, Missouri. The DA declined to press charges, and an extensive federal investigation did not lead to any charges either.
I won’t answer for DA except decline usually means police presented and DA felt couldn’t convict. 1981 to today in terms of forensics is closer to Inspector Lestrade than to today. I am not a police apologist, so call me an informed consumer
It's not about forensics - the case is a famous one. The guy terrorized the town and did all sort of crimes against everyone - even attempted murder. It was a premeditated hit that the entire town was in on. I'm surprised a former LEO hasn't heard about it.
I had to look it up. I had, the name didn’t trigger at first. So, who do you want to decide who is a shit bag and who is not in terms of whether to investigate? There’s enough inequities, but I despise vigilantes alongside so-called militias. Rule of law sucks from my side too. But we hang on
Either that, or a few too many cops got denied medical coverage/their family members were denied coverage. So maybe they're not looking that hard on purpose and can't say.
The degree to which they have nothing: “The gunman who killed UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson may have fled New York City on a bus, NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch told CNN on Friday.”
Nothing is extreme. They have his photo, DNA, fingerprints, and a phone. Plus police never give all details to the press. Going interstate means FBI takes over, but NYPD will stay involved.
The reward is currently sitting at $60000. CEO murderer stans are sorely mistaken if they think NYPD isn't receiving thousands of tips about their idol every day. He will be found.
I don't know why they keep pretending this happy woman is the same person as the guy with razor stubble in the other photo. But whoever he or she is, they could have left on a bus, or a train, or a plane, or a car, or simply walked across the Hudson.
Say what you will about the NYPD but all that time playing candy crush while waiting around to brutalize fare evaders has obviously honed their already elite detective skills
To be honest, I’m not convinced the person whose face has been released is the same person.
It doesn’t look like the outfit from the shooting. With so little evidence, the likelihood this image is of an innocent person is so high it’s really concerning media has been blasting it everywhere.
It's _very hard_ to do facial recognition when this much of the face is concealed. For starters, the best feature to use is the ears. The nose is far less useful than people think it should be. And the difference in chin shapes is notable.
To follow up: the mouth shape is essentially useless, since we move our mouths so much. To FR tech, a smile looks completely different than a stolid, expressionless face.
I'm still confused about how light backpack straps became dark straps from photo to photo.
He's been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota
Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma
Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo
Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, he's a killer
He's been everywhere, man
I'm fairly certain he's gone to buy a ticket now, as far as he can; he's most definitely never comin' back.
He'll ride him a southbound, all the way to Georgia now, til the train, it run out of track.
I've seen very credible reports that he's been spotted in a house in New Orleans. Think they called it the Rising Sun? Idk, I was warned not to go there.
"Where am I? I'm in Boise, Idaho. No, no, no, wait a minute, I'm in Anchorage, Alaska. No, no, wait, I'm in Casper, Wyoming. I'm in the lobby of a Howard Johnson's and I'm wearing a pink carnation."
He was clearly dressed for Hoth! If people aren't going to take this seriously and help bring this guy to justice, they should stop hindering the brave/just/heroic guys and gals in blue.
Yeah and after Trader Vic’s, I saw him volunteering at a homeless shelter in St. Paul with that same jacket and backpack. What gorgeous skin and a dazzling smile. After his shift, he handed me a $1000 check for the free clinic at the homeless org.
He's actually been captured, sad really, they're forcing him to watch cheesy movies, the worst they can find, he has to sit and watch them while they monitor his mind.
I heard he actually went back to NYC. They should assign more cops to look for him in the city and make absolutely sure they don't get distracted with anything else. Finding this man should be their only priority.
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🎵🎵 Well, it goes from St. Louis
Down to Missouri
Oklahoma City looks oh so pretty
You'll see Amarillo
And Gallup, New Mexico
Flagstaff, Arizona
Don't forget Winona
Kingman, Barstow, San Bernadino 🎵🎵
By Bobby Troup
Weaponized incompetence has a downside, who knew.
Crazy, huh?
We've been pretty brainwashed by entertainment to believe that there's a simple solution for everything.
Dude is gone. *poof*
He is Loki, who was also DB Cooper, and this, like that, was a prank that Thor put Loki up to.
dude could just hide out for a couple weeks and resume his life with a beard and idk if anybody would be able to identify him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quE4jUiei_k
Not since the release of Pokemon Go have I seen the country this united on.... anything, really
Just stay on street level and they'll never find him
Insurance companies not covering a script, delaying a surgery or out and out denying a treatment? That might be one of em.
Oh well. (after looking at their own employer based health care plan)
Good luck out there.
How many of those cops are right this minute fighting with an insurer about their claim for ulcer treatment or knee surgery?
Hard to work fast when you are screaming REPRESENTATIVE over the hold music for nine hours a day.
Might interfere with motivation.
Claims Adjuster 2
That will lure him out I'm sure
that’s a lot of sheets to check between.
but unfortunately I don't believe it
“Deeeeeh bawss, which country are we wantin’ to go to war with again?
“Russia, why?… oh my god Officer Down you’re a genius! Guess who just made sergeant!”
“Yeah he went to Russia!”
It makes me sad...I freaking LOVE NYC, the people, not their leaders.
Tragic for them
https://pix11.com/news/local-news/police-think-suspect-in-unitedhealthcare-ceo-killing-left-nyc-nypd-commissioner/amp/
He may also have hitchhiked.
Who can say? [/Jane Horrocks as Bubble voice]
Deny defend depose ✊
It doesn’t look like the outfit from the shooting. With so little evidence, the likelihood this image is of an innocent person is so high it’s really concerning media has been blasting it everywhere.
It's _very hard_ to do facial recognition when this much of the face is concealed. For starters, the best feature to use is the ears. The nose is far less useful than people think it should be. And the difference in chin shapes is notable.
I'm still confused about how light backpack straps became dark straps from photo to photo.
Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma
Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo
Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, he's a killer
He's been everywhere, man
And poof, just like that. He's gone.
Or, or this place
Then again, metropolitan Chicago is really huge so I may have missed him.
Bahamas
C'mon, pretty mama
He'll ride him a southbound, all the way to Georgia now, til the train, it run out of track.
Tehachapi to Tonopah
And his hair was perfect
He passed by me yesterday saying something about being "on a mission from god" and that he's "getting the band back together"
Miami, Amsterdam, Tokyo, Spain, lost.
Los Angeles, India, lost on a train, lost.
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We have no choice but to stan.
I'm having pizza tonight, by the way.