They've only got 36,000 officers, an $11 billion budget, and unlimited access to thousands of cameras, drones, and equivalent state and federal networks, we can't expect them to catch one fairly good Timothee Chalamet lookalike
If his goal was simply murder and not to be a martyr, which imo is the less preferable one; so good for him. The only thing that's better for CEOs to know than that any of us can kill any of them if we want to, is for them to know that we can do so AND get away with it. That's how you spark change.
hahahahah, they were like "he was riding a citibike, we'll just get his credit card info"... that MF had someone in a car waiting to wisk him far far away and he's not coming out till his beard reaches his titties...
As soon as the millionaires realise that the pigs can’t or won’t solve the crimes done against them, not just crimes done against the poor, expect a chorus of “policing reform” and “we pay your wages”
You just made me realize that me laughing at the stupidity with a side of my dyslexia made me fuck up that comment. lol But also ha ha at your comment.
Wild he (or she or they..) has been seen as far away as Salford precinct/Reykjavik/Tanzania only a few short hours after this has "tragically" happened hey. Its unsolvable *shrugs*
MOSCOW?! lmao what have these dumdums convinced themselves of this time?
Is this gonna be the same kind of “AI” that told people to put Elmer’s glue on their pizzas to keep the cheese on? Or the kind that made up legal cases? fuckin 🤡 show.
The fucking asshole in the NYPD who has a job called 'cyber intelligence surveillance operations technology officer' cut himself another 250k saying this bullshit.
I do like how they helpfully clarify within the same tweet that even with the help of BoneStuctureBot they are definitely never going to catch this guy.
I hate they say “on a plane to Moscow” - tries to make this seem like the shooting was political or from outside the US, and muddies the waters. “Fleeing the country” would have done just as well here.
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It would be like, a power move
Police believe suspect in killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO has left New York City
Incredibly, he has a very high pitch voice.
I have to wonder if there's some kind of legacy program.
They should fight crime….
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It will do nothing
oh no
I saw the light fading out.
I doubt he’s been in the country since the shooting.
Is this gonna be the same kind of “AI” that told people to put Elmer’s glue on their pizzas to keep the cheese on? Or the kind that made up legal cases? fuckin 🤡 show.
https://bsky.app/profile/bro-laren.bsky.social/post/3lcoeakw6zs2w
https://theintercept.com/2024/11/24/defense-llama-meta-military/
I wonder how many of their detectives had dealt with UHC at some point.