"You know when I wash my hands? WHEN I GET SHIT ON THEM! Which happens what? Two three times a week, TOPS. Maybe a little more frequently around the holidays, you know."
I have a booth at my county fair every year. 10 years now I’ve see dudes come out of the bathroom directly from the poop box to the exit, walking right past the row of sinks.
People are often surprised when I don’t want to shake hands or fist bump, but I have my reasons.
🤢
i think we all learned at the beginning of Covid, when they treated hand washing as a novelty and we had to tel them to sing little songs to help them wash long enough
probably more likely because we have to touch more things in the bathroom when pee or shid. stall door, flusher, sometimes the toilet seat if its up, makes sense to wash your hands after all that
exactly! I am once again thinking about one of my all time favorite shirts that I got as a college kid wandering into the smoke shops near OSU - two cartoon dogs sniffing each other's asses and one says "hey... you're ok!" i was a cool guy
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I have a booth at my county fair every year. 10 years now I’ve see dudes come out of the bathroom directly from the poop box to the exit, walking right past the row of sinks.
People are often surprised when I don’t want to shake hands or fist bump, but I have my reasons.
🤢
👉They do not eat sandwiches with their penis👈
“See that guy? He doesn’t wash his hands.”
But yeah, it’s like all the time 🤦