i think they should make more musicals out of nerd properties beloved by men who i personally find irritating to make them mad. i am an accelerationist for this. make a musical of the punisher
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Noo. But the Punisher on Netflix was actually pretty good at tearing apart his character and the evils that made him what he is. In fact, it was very ACAB and anti-authoritarian while Frank was a piece of shit wreck of a human that acted as a wrecking ball to bigger monsters.
I know you're joking, but you might actually be cooking something. There's a rich history in musical theater of turning fight scenes into dance numbers, so turning a movie about men trying to be masculine by beating the crap out of each other into one where they dance at each other would be on brand
Yeah he needed a disguise—i think he was escaping prison?—so a doctor loaded him up with melanin so he wouldn’t be recognized. He hung out with Luke Cage in Harlem. I dont recall the rest but i assume people died
I mean most crooked cops with punisher stickers on their truck/dick substitute don't know Punisher is a cop killer so you might have to try harder than a mere musical.
FOZZIE: Punisher? I hardly know--(gets shot by Jon Bernthal)
WALDORF: Poor old Fozzie's whoopee'd his last cushion.
STATLER: Some guys have all the luck -- we still have to watch the show!
BOTH: HEH HEH HEH
This thread got me in a rabbit hole. I found this interview with Jon Bernthal and I found it really interesting. If you like him or relate to the concept of being "the family fuck up" it's a good read. Incredibly long though
I must know what spawned this tweet. Judging by the phrasing it sounds like a musical based on American Psycho or something just got released and if that is the case I need to watch it immediately
Musical adaptation of Top Gun do NOT let Hans Zimmer anywhere fucking close to it. Give it to me. I understand it. Thin Blue Line flag guys will be confused and upset by how gay it is and by the fact that the airplane scenes are on rollerskates a là Starlight Express
🎵they say ‘be Laconic,’
but I just wanna sing.
No oracle knows
what tomorrow will bring!
Some fellas are Helots
plowing the fields
But I’m cooooomimg home with victory
or on my shield!🎵
They make musicals in Japan out of popular manga and (according to my wife) many of them are top tier productions with well known actors and actresses.
Give us our Captain America musical set to Broadway tunes with an insane budget!
The final 20 minutes is framed as a boxing match where they drag audience members onto the stage, and then the boxing ring moves around. Its pretty neat.
Remake Die Hard with a girl and give it a queer romcom angle, and we might actually take out half of the toxic male fanboy population when their heads rage-explode
i know there's already a musical cartoon lordyringy but make another one. a real gritty one. leave all of tolkein's fucking songs in too no original material
im not watching any of the links you send me about die hard. i haven't even seen die hard. i slotted it in my head as "a movie that men are annoying about"
I'm a woman and I love Die Hard. It's not only fun & suspenseful, you can have fun making jokes about it because most people have seen it. Anyway, that's my 2 cents
So all of the sequels are things you should skip, but the first Die Hard is actually pretty good (nowhere near the best Christmas movie though- that's "The Apartment"). I'd watch a musical version, but I think it's a franchise where the character is synonymous with an actor and should be retired.
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But only this type specifically LOL
Chef’s kiss trash tv.
Tyler Durden slides across the stage on his knees, arms above his head: “…and if it’s your first timeeeeee, you have to fightttttttt”
Opens with the banger, "Coffee is for Closers".
It'd be on the same level as Archie meets The Punisher which, well, that one actually worked.
Bring it on.
Yeah he needed a disguise—i think he was escaping prison?—so a doctor loaded him up with melanin so he wouldn’t be recognized. He hung out with Luke Cage in Harlem. I dont recall the rest but i assume people died
…oh Ive wasted my life
Do it kathleen!!!
FOZZIE: Punisher? I hardly know--(gets shot by Jon Bernthal)
WALDORF: Poor old Fozzie's whoopee'd his last cushion.
STATLER: Some guys have all the luck -- we still have to watch the show!
BOTH: HEH HEH HEH
https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/movies/a14443788/jon-bernthal-the-punisher-cover/
The Dune Cycle, an opera
Assassins Creed: the Dance of Death (a ballet)
American Psycho - an exploration of the art of mime
but I just wanna sing.
No oracle knows
what tomorrow will bring!
Some fellas are Helots
plowing the fields
But I’m cooooomimg home with victory
or on my shield!🎵
Give us our Captain America musical set to Broadway tunes with an insane budget!
Terminator: The Musical
The Carrie musical sounded hysterical, as did Titanic.
"Give Me Address There."
...starring that all-new, all-dishy Count Dracula as The Punisher!
https://youtu.be/PA2agOf56qY?feature=shared
First Rule of Fight Club?
We don't talk about Fight Club.
Second Rule of Fight Club?
WE SING ABOUT FIGHT CLUB! And a one and a two and a...
Honestly, sounds delightful.
By your non-fungible token 🎵
https://bsky.app/profile/artmageddon.bsky.social/post/3kfj4b2tns42d
(And yes… they use some of Tolkien’s songs.)
https://youtu.be/F3o1izxjCkM
https://youtu.be/gDNMb0q_xTY
“Mister Underhill”
Let’s walk to Mordor
With fat pony Bill🎵
🎵Cuz the Nazgûl gonna
Wraith, wraith, wraith, wraith, wraith…🎵
I don't watch it because I don't want my enjoyment of the fourth movement of Beethoven's 9th to be poisoned by that film.
Do it!
Harold Gray would have been spinning in his grave
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