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ennuidoofen.bsky.social • 60 days ago

why can't tornadoes deliver takeout

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oneofthosedays.bsky.social•60 days ago

They normally deliver the entire restaurant; flat packed.

benedictsred.bsky.social•60 days ago

More helpful with output than input.

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•60 days ago

I don't think they even care about us being hungry

benedictsred.bsky.social•60 days ago

Starting to think that too.

nhwharfrat.bsky.social•60 days ago

they can, but only stir fry

endicottroad.bsky.social•60 days ago

Well, they get the orders mixed up. And they leave such a mess.

hiyer.bsky.social•53 days ago

Sometimes they do along with an upside down Dodge truck, a plastic kiddie pool and a trampoline.

rifka.bsky.social•60 days ago

they have a moral responsibility to bring me pizza in under 30

b0t.bsky.social•59 days ago

they're always dropping my stuff off at the wrong address 🙄

fuginugly.bsky.social•60 days ago

Sporknado

nonbunkjunk.bsky.social•60 days ago

Tornados can't deliver takeout because they're too winded

imdmingyour.mom•60 days ago

tornados are too emotional

twredfish.bsky.social•60 days ago

This, is a very good question.

dreadpiratechooch.bsky.social•60 days ago

I am hungry for some Thai- what a good great idear!

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•60 days ago

Thai is what I wanted when I posted this! (At breakfast time 🤦🏻‍♀️)

dreadpiratechooch.bsky.social•60 days ago

The best one ever that was about 1/2 hour away closed 1 1/2 years ago. Now there are others equally far but just not as perfect!

crispb.bsky.social•60 days ago

They only deliver to trailer parks.

damnitjanet.bsky.social•60 days ago

They'll do you a whole cow if you ask them nicely

mjelly96.bsky.social•60 days ago

Talk about farm to table 😳

richardabrooks.bsky.social•60 days ago

I think they are more ’takeaway!’

storyslug.bsky.social•60 days ago

My 6th Grade Teacher lived in Florida during Hurricane Andrew and came home to find a McDonald's "M" sign embedded in her back porch.

So we're getting close?

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•60 days ago

🙏🏻 feels like we have the technology

craigdodge.bsky.social•60 days ago

Economy so bad even tornado needs side hustle to make ends meet.

joshhaber.bsky.social•60 days ago

Or take Amazon returns

exmemoriam.bsky.social•60 days ago

They do. Lots of people get taken out by tornadoes.

justmebutnot1.bsky.social•60 days ago

I ordered fry!

Sorry, only have stir fry

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•60 days ago

It's a bit shaken

lucifersson.bsky.social•60 days ago

Because they're full of hot air.

deeks549.bsky.social•60 days ago

Because they blow?

thedrummerben.bsky.social•60 days ago

They do, just not very precisely

richieryan.bsky.social•60 days ago

I mean to be fair they do make deliveries it’s just you can’t easily consume a piece of metal siding that got chucked at your front door.

antoosh.bsky.social•60 days ago

Be careful that a tornado doesn't take you out of a window.

pinkberryga.bsky.social•60 days ago

🤨IKR😔🫶🍕

trickykat.bsky.social•60 days ago

i think the Wicked Witch of the East tried this

popeawesomexiii.bsky.social•59 days ago

There was like a whole series of movies where they delivered sushi

boobburger.bsky.social•60 days ago

They only ever takeout delivery, amirite

kirien1993.bsky.social•60 days ago

Tornado: here is some Chinese takeout. Sorry about your house.

nathancharley.bsky.social•60 days ago

DoorSmash

katpick.bsky.social•60 days ago

A smashing idea.

girlawhirl.bsky.social•60 days ago

Everything is takeout in a tornado

stevekarmazenuk.bsky.social•60 days ago

Oh, they could...but kinda like Walter White delivers pizza...

paulmwaxman.bsky.social•60 days ago

*ring...ring*

*Munchkin Voice*

OZ's Mostestly Best Pizza...We bring you to us!!!

eggslice.bsky.social•60 days ago

@xkcd.com what are the odds?

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•60 days ago

eggslice.bsky.social•60 days ago

He does cool comics/books/videos on this kinda thing

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•60 days ago

I know of them just wondered if they did this 😅 I was worried

baronvonj.bsky.social•60 days ago

All the neighborhood's pizzas to your door in 30 seconds or your roof is free.

mithrandir-74.bsky.social•60 days ago

In my pizza delivery days, I was called the pizza tornado. I wasn’t swift in motion or anything, I dropped the pizzas in a spectacular display of destruction as I fell on the ice covered walkway up to the trailer homes.