Elon Musk…Well, He’s Elon Musk theonion.com/elon-mu... - ThreadSky

foxfire42.bsky.social•5 days ago

That's the stuff that comes out of my anus, right?

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richdoolsjr.bsky.social•5 days ago

He's a drug addled delusional lunatic with a god complex!

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actionlist.net•4 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/actionlist.net/post/3llmdxuu4j227

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gramzi.bsky.social•5 days ago

Most hated politician in US who never campaigned, never won an election, and never accepted official title but expects to be "obeyed?"

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flyingfish765.bsky.social•2 days ago

Elon Musk's net worth surged dramatically from around $27 billion at the start of 2020 to over $400 billion by the end of 2024.

Dude, you aligned yourself with the wrong team!

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shadyskoomadealer.bsky.social•5 days ago

The most devastating insult of all.

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ceu---azul.bsky.social•5 days ago

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socialmisanthrope.bsky.social•5 days ago

Cunt Waffle?
Anal Fissure Pus Bag?

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jangreene.bsky.social•4 days ago

He’s one of those immigrants who does not understand Americans.

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misterpothead.bsky.social•4 days ago

Thats Donny's Love. They like to be called Donnylon or Elump

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bugsmoran.bsky.social•4 days ago

They can't all be winners.

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redcat707.bsky.social•5 days ago

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stef47.bsky.social•3 days ago

Homo turkey basterens is the future of humankind?

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angel415.bsky.social•2 days ago

he was, pre Ketamine. WAS MUSK

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crowbo360.bsky.social•5 days ago

Never a more true The Onion headline than this.

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captainreality.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ahh yes, steeple fingers. The hallmark of grifters pretending to be intellectuals everywhere.

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ibalon.bsky.social•5 days ago

Aren't you afraid of being sued for libel for such a harsh accusation?

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jboonegibby58.bsky.social•5 days ago

Detestable.

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dvbee.bsky.social•4 days ago

Resisting a dictatorship means refusing to normalize the abnormal. Trump isn’t a joke—he’s a movement. Musk isn’t a genius—he’s a privatized oligarch. Republicans aren’t cowards—they’re partners in authoritarianism.

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explosm.bsky.social•4 days ago

Jump scare

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allshorts.bsky.social•4 days ago

The Great Tesla Boycott - It's Working
https://youtu.be/EZfn1AjgSJs

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eternity-ae.bsky.social•5 days ago

Scathing report, the title doesn't really do it justice.

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awaruko.bsky.social•5 days ago

He's a twat

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iranphotos.bsky.social•5 days ago

The question is why. He has enough money to be someone else. 😁

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aalamaram.bsky.social•4 days ago

Guess The Onion meant to say there's no swear word you can use on Elon Musk and calling someone an "Elon Musk" is the worst insult you can give!

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exfeeb.bsky.social•5 days ago

He's s stain on the world that needs a serious bleaching out

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skunkityskunk.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hahaha

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theywoman.bsky.social•5 days ago

He would be a lot better looking 6ft under...

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iahflier.bsky.social•4 days ago

Jovan musk.. smells like fucking SHIT!

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americancarne.com•5 days ago

But not the Elon Musk that he markets himself to be.

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inonemansmind.bsky.social•5 days ago

#ElonMusk is a real life Supervillian. He deserves every single bit of bad Karma he gets for destroying our country. Musk is a scourge on reality

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peterjswanson.bsky.social•5 days ago

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dougbucherie.bsky.social•5 days ago

How dare you mock us and criticize our DEI, our Woke ideaology, and our countrys way of life! You are the enemy Elon! not wokeism, not DEI and certainly not the democrstic party! The GOP is a feckless buncg of hypocritical bigots, and liars. Stop what your doing now,& apologize to all of america!

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junggravy.bsky.social•2 days ago

I love 'Elno so much I named my kid Humanshield !

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just-michelle.bsky.social•2 days ago

I get upset every time he carries Little X on his shoulders, as if he hopes the toddler will either deter a head shot, or block a bullet, while wearing a bullet proof vest. Someone did a great photoshop reversing them. And I never see the kid with toys, or snacks, or anything like that.

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capntodd.com•4 days ago

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bdyguy.bsky.social•5 days ago

And a turd is a turd. Whats the point?

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isaacaren.bsky.social•5 days ago

Say it ain't so 😭😭😭

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steve-in-nj.bsky.social•5 days ago

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ronaldrump.bsky.social•5 days ago

Can't even grow a beard.

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upbeatcryptid.bsky.social•4 days ago

He didn’t even grow the hair on his head

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flurf.net•5 days ago

"Well, Zaphod's just this guy, you know?"

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driverd74.bsky.social•4 days ago

You know it’s bad when even The Onion can’t do more than this.

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ayybruh.bsky.social•5 days ago

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jackdawman.bsky.social•5 days ago

How long do you think he practiced that pose in the mirror?

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bigbaddiebarefeet.bsky.social•5 days ago

Gross

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chucolawyer.bsky.social•5 days ago

(F)Elon Musk
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K

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rwpahrump.bsky.social•4 days ago

Elon is quite possibly the world's most hated living man. Even the most hardcore MAGA cultists hate him. He' d be better off finding somewhere he can lay low for the rest of his life.

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garylotman.bsky.social•5 days ago

Copyright this tittle immediately! Someone’s gonna steal it for a memoir

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phalo-blue.bsky.social•5 days ago

His face hangs from his skull the same way a full diaper hangs from the hips of a neglected toddler.

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sageboomer.bsky.social•5 days ago

Musk will NEVER be an American!!!

#MusksNotAmerican

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arainagrande.bsky.social•2 days ago

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arainagrande.bsky.social•2 days ago

Space Karen

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potuselonamusk.bsky.social•4 days ago

THE Elon Musk

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johnhigginbothamjr.bsky.social•5 days ago

How unfortunate for the rest of us

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the-ja.bsky.social•4 days ago

FUN FACT; 'Elon' is used 9 times in this article (8 of which also being full 'Elon Musk's)

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karlsoap.bsky.social•5 days ago

Tautologies. They are what they are.

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bobjett.bsky.social•5 days ago

...striking a classic "RELEASE THE HOUNDS SMITHERS!" pose.

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captconvolvuli.bsky.social•2 days ago

😂He sure is....
https://www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/360636774/alleged-mother-elon-musks-13th-child-sells-tesla-over-child-support-dispute

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libertariandad.bsky.social•4 days ago

“In 2022, Elon Musk, the CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, set a world record for the largest charitable donation by a car company owner, contributing an astounding $5.7 billion to various global causes. This massive philanthropic gesture, filed through a U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC)

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libertariandad.bsky.social•4 days ago

(SEC) disclosure, marked a pivotal moment in tech industry philanthropy, surpassing donations from other billionaires like Bill Gates and Warren Buffett. Musk’s donation focused on causes such as sustainability, education, and healthcare, aligning with his broader commitment to tackling pressing

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libertariandad.bsky.social•4 days ago

global challenges. As a leading tech philanthropist, Musk’s generosity underscores his vision of using wealth from electric vehicles and space exploration to create lasting positive change”

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blood99.bsky.social•4 days ago

As Elon Musk said: go fuck yourself

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libertariandad.bsky.social•3 days ago

Bless your heart…

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theprotagonists.bsky.social•5 days ago

normalize calling him melon husk

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skunkityskunk.bsky.social•3 days ago

I call him south african apartheid-enthusiast muskolini

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knightmaid.bsky.social•5 days ago

I usually make sort of a disgusted face and say “… that one”

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danielrigal.bsky.social•5 days ago

I tried to get Enron Husk going but it didn't catch on.

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turtleburger200.bsky.social•5 days ago

I usually just call him Elongated Muskrat

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stereoblab.bsky.social•5 days ago

Richest man in the world but he's cursed to remain Elon Musk. No wonder he's bitter

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gabepuratekuta.bsky.social•5 days ago

And me without my rocket-powered baseball bat.

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misteree1.bsky.social•5 days ago

Elon, pictured here, FA & FO about the adhesive properties of super glue.

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paganoutlaw.bsky.social•5 days ago

E Bland Muskrat = insane & evil greedy money hoarding nazi clown with zero redeeming qualities, just like ConOld Plump

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majesticmapusaurus.bsky.social•4 days ago

NOOOO!!!!!

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drlarrymitchell.bsky.social•4 days ago

He has my full backing to get the FUCK outta my country. Elon Musk is the sort of immigrant you can feel good about bum-rushing back to Bumblefuck.

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carlablack.bsky.social•5 days ago

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zygen.bsky.social•5 days ago

It’s funny because it’s synonymous with racist South African fraudster

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ardilla25.bsky.social•5 days ago

Do not excuse Elon as well is “ Elon”. We have Trump because he has been excused like this.

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cldakalc.bsky.social•5 days ago

Just got banned by reddit for suggesting Musk get deported to San Salvador for bribery and they said my post was encouraging violence. Is every other platform now a right wing ass kisser and Toothless Social spin off?🤦‍♂️

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sunnyjm.bsky.social•5 days ago

Proof that ELON MUSK is a joke.

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valadin.bsky.social•5 days ago

"Biggest try-hard douche in all the land!"

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mac1934.bsky.social•4 days ago

Yes, he is Elon Musk, and it turns out he is a pretty big conn artist. He is clever to use other people's competence to make his companies somewhat successful but he is so deeply flawed. Dishonest at his core.

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sarah--h.bsky.social•3 days ago

Billionaire slashing jobs and SS and aligning himself with an asshole wonders why people don’t like him? who does he think is more likely to buy electric cars? Lefties? Or Righties?

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moceisleaving.bsky.social•5 days ago

The onion when they give up on satire and just start saying things cause the world is beyond satire atp

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youngpilots.bsky.social•5 days ago

Musk is a parody of a Nazi wrapped in a clown.

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hillsidehippie.bsky.social•5 days ago

Fuck the Swasticar Czar ☣️💰🤬

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redsducati.bsky.social•5 days ago

🤮

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jodami.bsky.social•5 days ago

Look at my fake bony face, and despair.

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adawehi.bsky.social•3 days ago

2% tax on what you have over 10 million dollars https://youtu.be/hh7Cxt_PKqw?si=zJ-Bt4ZZ3eGZ65W5

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crinolinedream.bsky.social•5 days ago

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captain-bleuten.bsky.social•5 days ago

Concerning if true

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fmidas.bsky.social•4 days ago

👎

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fababomination.bsky.social•5 days ago

Why are his eyes looking in two different directions at the same time?

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jtony898.bsky.social•5 days ago

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abbotmythos.bsky.social•2 days ago

This may be Elon the Oligarch's primary motivation:

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abbotmythos.bsky.social•4 days ago

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silvery13.bsky.social•5 days ago

🖕

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rabelaisi.bsky.social•4 days ago

Or Noel Skum?

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ann7837.bsky.social•5 days ago

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happilyblue1031.bsky.social•5 days ago

Allegedly.

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midminnblues.bsky.social•5 days ago

Don't be so nice.

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wrongray.bsky.social•5 days ago

Steepled hands = evil person.

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cdfrich99.bsky.social•5 days ago

So, I've been searching tourettes Syndrome common tics... have only found one example of throwing a Nazi salute so far...

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mtproteus.bsky.social•2 days ago

Elon Musk: dark soot in a cheap suit

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sherpadoug.bsky.social•1 day ago

... and nothing more.

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jesusonacid.bsky.social•2 days ago

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rohanfanaccount.bsky.social•4 days ago

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newsupdates.bsky.social•4 days ago

Think he’s the Don https://youtube.com/shorts/sGADYlhs-ZE?si=8VbcIMj5x7rgdLBs

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16kts.bsky.social•5 days ago

Empathy is a weakness. Oh no why won’t you show me empathy.

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anti-cyrus.bsky.social•4 days ago

https://youtu.be/i0Wr5_-fLOY

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hayzeuscomehere.bsky.social•5 days ago

Where can I get those plugs, just dazzling

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harrypujols.com•4 days ago

I don’t need nor want this in my timeline.

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deerhook.bsky.social•5 days ago

I mean… yeah.

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claytonabernathy.bsky.social•2 days ago

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hfleming.bsky.social•5 days ago

Nope… he is just another rich dickhead….

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perren6125.bsky.social•5 days ago

Which is why when I really, REALLY pissed at somebody I call them either "tRump" or "mUsk"

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benevoluspf.bsky.social•4 days ago

Edolf.

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woodheap.bsky.social•5 days ago

Lynx South Africa.

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annettejeanne.bsky.social•5 days ago

He RUINED twitter,
and anointed himself some King to be worshipped
on a daily basis over there, it truly sickening.

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k9rescue.bsky.social•5 days ago

Empathy is dangerous—but dogs test well in focus groups.

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marty-beck.bsky.social•4 days ago

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barbiedreamhearse.bsky.social•5 days ago

Counterpoint

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elonmuskprivate11.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hello 🤗 am having a random check on my fan page and I came across yours. thanks for being a fan. love you feel free to message me privately

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mbr101.bsky.social•5 days ago

I will never do my hands like that again because it is all he does. Then again, I never did before. Only smarmy douches do that. Just stop it.

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lynnaung.bsky.social•4 days ago

True

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aurawellnesscenter.bsky.social•4 days ago

The Evolution of Billionaire Warfare on the People

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mikosam.bsky.social•3 days ago

Fugly

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aurawellnesscenter.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yes, absolutely.

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aurawellnesscenter.bsky.social•5 days ago

And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

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mckreut.bsky.social•5 days ago

He has a freakishly misshapen penis from a botched penis enlargement surgery. This has been confirmed by Grimes and several other women who have had the misfortune of having to see the haggard thing because he offered them money in exchange for sex.

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rlnees.bsky.social•5 days ago

Toe jam.

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oconnellmark.bsky.social•5 days ago

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bdemayo.bsky.social•5 days ago

That's not Elon Musk that's Apartheid Clyde

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elonmuskprivate11.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hello 🤗 am having a random check on my fan page and I came across yours. thanks for being a fan. love you feel free to message me privately

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angrycatlady24.bsky.social•1 day ago

Cry me a fucking river lol

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alr104.bsky.social•5 days ago

According to my FIL he’s out to help humanity. Clearly I’m missing something

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grahamskeats.bsky.social•5 days ago

Can we have Zaphod Beeblebrox instead? He's just this guy, you know?

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mcflyonbluesky.bsky.social•5 days ago

Got my X account banned again. I’ve been trolling his profile daily with Anonymous, but this time his team really snapped—three minutes after my last post, boom, banned. 🤣 I reply to his post with “Cry me a River” by Justin Timberlake. When you look at the lyrics, it’s pretty accurate right? 🤦‍♂️

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kimv50day.bsky.social•5 days ago

Me too!! He's a big damn baby (which is part of the last thing I posted before I got banned. Again)

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phoenix5.bsky.social•4 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/phoenix5.bsky.social/post/3lllcxu3jlk2l

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neurogod.bsky.social•5 days ago

Elon must be quartered in public.

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ai-iq.bsky.social•5 days ago

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thelibrariancat.bsky.social•5 days ago

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bleatin.bsky.social•5 days ago

He'll always be Tweelon Husk to me

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coastmtns.bsky.social•5 days ago

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mdgry.bsky.social•4 days ago

Um… is that supposed to be the #MasterRace? LOL! He ugly!

Maybe we should scrap that concept once and for all.

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charlottemontagu.bsky.social•5 days ago

He's an austic version of Elon Musk

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art4ant.bsky.social•4 days ago

DUDE HAS DADDY ISSUES

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patchoulimoon69.bsky.social•3 days ago

good thats you gone fucker

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patchoulimoon69.bsky.social•4 days ago

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2034188/vladimir-putin-limo-fleet-explosion

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patchoulimoon69.bsky.social•4 days ago

https://www.politico.eu/article/us-donald-trump-james-comey-edward-snowden-the-deep-state-is-real/

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latterdayliberal.bsky.social•5 days ago

According to the bumper sticker on my Tesla, he’s “F Elon”

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hypergraphic.bsky.social•3 days ago

If you're so concerned about civilization, Elon, read this. You might learn something!

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sandaura.bsky.social•5 days ago

musk does a lot of his rehearsing his bullshit in of mirror

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davebowden.bsky.social•4 days ago

I liked "him" better when she was Ellen Musk.

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ericvento.bsky.social•5 days ago

He sucks

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xdibsonx.bsky.social•5 days ago

what a shame

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sholloway.bsky.social•5 days ago

being WAY to nice…

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the-old-man.bsky.social•5 days ago

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artinthedark.bsky.social•5 days ago

I'm waiting for a report from the onion about furries who are pissed that Elon's ruined the word musk for them

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solrosenberg.bsky.social•5 days ago

Someone should tell his face

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cloudcityrockers.bsky.social•4 days ago

NYC knows what’s up;
✊“U.G.L.Y. Elon Musk, you cheat and lie! You ugly! You ugly!”✊

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Sing loud and strong, Freedom Fighters, #LoveWinsNazisFail!

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communitynopes.bsky.social•5 days ago

Readers added context they thought people might not want to know:

Elmo Nusk is likely a lizard person from another dimension.

Source: Well, just look at him

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korubitto1106.bsky.social•5 days ago

I'm beginning to think the conspiracy theorists might be on to something. All the "tech bro" guys have the lizardy thing going on.

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luciferiscariot.bsky.social•5 days ago

They might be part of the lizard people residing in the hollow earth.

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socialistchi.bsky.social•5 days ago

Hehehehe

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glendaaus.bsky.social•5 days ago

Such a cock. He makes my skin crawl.

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wittman98.bsky.social•5 days ago

Of all of the descriptions of him I have read, this is by far the best and most accurate 👍

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glendaaus.bsky.social•5 days ago

@fuzzywuzzyto.bsky.social hey there, how was your holiday?

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fuzzywuzzyto.bsky.social•5 days ago

Fab! Have a look at my pics if you like.

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piscadork.bsky.social•5 days ago

There's no way he doesn't smell weird. Super weird too like...orange blossom and rotting duck with a hint of ozone but not overpowering just strong enough to make you look around and say "Did someone leave duck l'orange under the heat lamp for the last year?"

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leahsretreat.bsky.social•5 days ago

...and the world is all the poorer for it.

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inquisitor87.bsky.social•2 days ago

Retard lives matter

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milesbenjamin.bsky.social•5 days ago

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findingmorgan.bsky.social•4 days ago

Elon is a 4 letter word (because shit, and head were already taken)

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elonmuskprivate11.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hello 🤗 am having a random check on my fan page and I came across yours. thanks for being a fan. love you feel free to message me privately

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suzkmi.bsky.social•5 days ago

Make it go away!

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bikethere.bsky.social•5 days ago

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bikethere.bsky.social•5 days ago

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magentascreams.bsky.social•5 days ago

Why is he selling X to himself for more money that he brought it for? I'm just saying!

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coastmtns.bsky.social•5 days ago

To repay of the angry Russian investors that financed the Twitter purchase

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ecarney.bsky.social•5 days ago

Big (and oddly shaped) if true.

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wokeisme.bsky.social•3 days ago

The fascista sonofabitch thought he could Nazi salute trump’s crowds for cheers and the world would do nothing about it… he couldn’t have been more wrong about it.

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yoennvi.bsky.social•5 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/altnps.bsky.social/post/3lljpwtlu3c2l

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merijn.nu•4 days ago

He's a fuckass cis bitch loser

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rangutang.bsky.social•5 days ago

Like Monty Python and Belgians.

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potat0s.bsky.social•4 days ago

Bro if even the onion can't make up anything ridiculous about you at this point then you know shit is bad

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crashnash.bsky.social•4 days ago

He is actually much less than that!!!

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trismegistusmx.bsky.social•5 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/trismegistusmx.bsky.social/post/3llk3l7sw222y

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wordilocks.bsky.social•5 days ago

Broligarch headline 👎🏽

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shaquiuk.bsky.social•5 days ago

The trial of elon musk (well, Arnold J Rimmer form Red Dwarf, but so SOOOO much of it applies to him! 😏)

"It is his crime. It is also his punishment!" 😂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8otwr7ArmA

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