as someone who did not grow up eating oysters and also cannot stand them as an adult, the entire concept of them is so ridiculous to me. they're like a joke food that a team of space explorers would have to comically choke down to fend off starvation on an alien planet on a tv show
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Hey I got an idea, let's take all the filter feeders that feed on all the worst shit in the water and eat it.
Nah. I'm good.
there’s a dive bar here that gives out free oysters on fridays. I understand objectively that many people will be perturbed by the phrase “free dive bar oysters”. maybe some of us have a few screws loose.
they strike me as basically fish pistachios
Once, someone looked at a half shell of snot, and was brave.
oysters are the only thing from the water that i don’t like and the first time i finally had one served to me i literally said, “oop, i think this one is broken?”
Everybody acts like I’m missing out but idk