every truly quality poster i know treats this website like a dumping ground for the evil thoughts infesting their brain and posts like they're trying to get rid of their followers as quickly as possible
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I, a radical queer communist brit with serious psychological issues and a firm belief that states should not exist keep getting followed by 'resist' dems, HOW DO I MAKE THEM LEAVE. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS.
I kind of like to imagine their unmanageable feeds occasionally flashing up me saying 'hey, I think it'd be really hot to stab someone then fuck the wound' to make them feel strange and uncomfortable
Yes! In between Cheeto hitler memes when they are not expecting it all, and later that night when they can’t stop thinking about it they’re like “I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me.”
You may need to reframe the word quality. Trends and quality are not synonyms. Popular and quality are not synonyms. Genuine and heartfelt are high quality.
I like to treat my account like a Brewster’s Millions social media account trying to post my way to as losing as many followers as possible in 30 days.
Only the true fools that remain are my true internet friends.
Or they’re not active enough to notice my shenanigans…
Honestly, my therapist approves of me posting the thoughts inside my brain.
And also hiding in my mancave. The world is dumb. She doesn't even have a couch in her office. Or an office! I told her I thought she would and I would have liked the aesthetic.
honestly glad me shouting into the void here hasn't garnered a ton of followers yet, although I deleted my elder account and rejoined because I am weak, so who knows where I'd be if I hadn't
This reminds me of the pre-Elon "blue check" discourse. Even then, verification came with no real perks, just more abuse and random people yelling at you.
I had a little theory that the idiots thought "verified account" meant that the *content* was "verified" rather than the account identity - they thought a verified badge meant that Twitter was endorsing the content of the tweets as true.
the only valid use for any of these sites is inflicting your obsessions, interests and intrusive thoughts on random strangers, anything else should get you disbarred from the Poster's Guild
i refer to it as the comedy curse in that seemingly my life is cursed to have the cosmically funniest thing happen at any given moment. sometimes i have to think on what makes something funny but there's always a way
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* normal people
** feral brain raccoons
Only the true fools that remain are my true internet friends.
Or they’re not active enough to notice my shenanigans…
And also hiding in my mancave. The world is dumb. She doesn't even have a couch in her office. Or an office! I told her I thought she would and I would have liked the aesthetic.
linkedin however
(put me out of my misery)
also everyone just lost the game
also, how do I get paid for this?
To quote Tom Cardy, "Void's got style, Void can dance/Void has tear-away pants".
the only valid use for any of these sites is inflicting your obsessions, interests and intrusive thoughts on random strangers, anything else should get you disbarred from the Poster's Guild
I will try much harder now.