Now I feel like I can’t post about Hulk farts.
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Chris RAAAmos
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Of course you realize that now you have to write the DEFINITIVE Hulk fart story?
Do they smell particularly bad or is it just breaking a mighty wind?
🐸🍑💨
(have to pretend the frogo is hulk)
Hulk Onlyfarts?
Well, that and the highbrow commentary
Like, are they radioactive?
#HealingHulkFarts
..bike, Jay Leno's motorbike, not his farts.
The only gamma powered kaiju I’m aware of is Todd Ziller the American kaiju. Fuelled by a cocktail of gamma, pym particles and lizard serum.
What about when he claps his cheeks?
... wait, that's a different book.
But the powers line up, especially the Silent (but Deadly) Woman.
Their powers are based on the different fart types.
Silent but Deadly
The Sad Trumpet
The Sharter
It writes itself.
He mostly operates in secret publicly embarrassing anti-mutant political figures.
Hulk eat beef-a-ghetti!!!
(Squeezes can in mouth like Popeye eats spinach)
Hulk love to eat…
RUMBLE!!!!
Not again, Hulk! Not again!!!!
*and this goes on for 24 pages. New Hulk comic writes itself!!!
*Starlord and Rocket snickering in the corner*