it appears tom is attempting the age-old tactic of “posting through it” - ThreadSky

onewordlong.bsky.social•23 days ago

Surprised he's not talking into a tin can with string running out the back of it

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roadreclaimed.bsky.social•24 days ago

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rivertalesien.bsky.social•24 days ago

I can't stop looking at this and thinking he was just asking the photog "Is this a good angle? What about this? Too casual? Glasses on or off?" 🤡

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flatirons.bsky.social•24 days ago

Who the hell talks on a phone like that these days?

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euniceburnsvevo.bsky.social•24 days ago

“Dad knowing he’s heading towards a divorce and preemptively trying to win partial custody” vibes all the way around

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gdd9000.bsky.social•24 days ago

What a fucking clueless bag of dicks. Wake up ya moron. There is no bipartisan.

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tucsontodd.bsky.social•24 days ago

He knows it. He’s a MAGA collaborator. For him, it makes him more $$$. Primary his ass!

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primate-trainer.bsky.social•24 days ago

What a cunt!

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jonathanpierce.bsky.social•24 days ago

same energy

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fito-telmata.bsky.social•24 days ago

Hhhhahahahahahaha thank you for reminding me of this

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thedefiantdog.bsky.social•22 days ago

https://thedefiantdog.etsy.com/listing/1871122988

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meanwhileramble.bsky.social•24 days ago

Um, did those photos come with the frame? Weak.

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therealjimsanto.bsky.social•24 days ago

an embarrassment to our hometown

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seth-diamond.bsky.social•24 days ago

He's clearly just "phoning it in"

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badgramar.bsky.social•24 days ago

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elenem.bsky.social•24 days ago

Stock photo looking ass traitor

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degenerate-spine.bsky.social•24 days ago

This pic is giving me Disney animatronic vibes...

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blue-zander.bsky.social•24 days ago

Fake it until you make your constituents throw you out

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wernherneumann.bsky.social•24 days ago

Top candidate for 'Hide the Pain Harold' replacement.

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freeloosedirt.bsky.social•24 days ago

That second picture looks like the kid from that oft posted clip of the first day of school interview: halfway between when he says no, he doesn’t miss his mom and when he starts crying.

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cldek.bsky.social•24 days ago

When I’m elected tyrant, using “bipartisan” sincerely will be punishable by exile to Torment Isle

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cathkastner.bsky.social•24 days ago

His stock photo modelling skills are out of this world

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themistocleswall.bsky.social•24 days ago

giving ‘90’s man-in-office stock photo

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louisathelast.bsky.social•24 days ago

I’m talking to all my happy constituents. They’re there, just out of frame

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therealjocelynj.bsky.social•24 days ago

They go to a different school, you don’t know them

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hotel-putingrad.bsky.social•24 days ago

They're from Canada...no, wait...

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theodeity.bsky.social•24 days ago

In a different state. You'll never meet them

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sportzagato.bsky.social•24 days ago

They're actually in Canada.

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jimdjr1522.bsky.social•23 days ago

Maybe Tom ought to do his town halls here

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prdolan.bsky.social•24 days ago

this absolute rat fuck robocalled me twice yesterday for his Town Hall and woke me at 12:30 a.m. (because i'm in Europe atm -- 730 NY time).

I've never voted for him.

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ynotmike.bsky.social•24 days ago

That phone’s not even plugged in

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jjmadden.bsky.social•24 days ago

Suozzi sucks ass

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lawtalkinguy.bsky.social•24 days ago

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jooltman.bsky.social•24 days ago

Whatever is happening with that exposed wire outside his supposed office window is definitely not up to code. In fact, having a window that opens onto a wall seems mighty sketchy too. Who designed this joint and is there a building inspector around?

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valearle.bsky.social•24 days ago

WE DON’T WANT HIM BEING BIPARTISAN DURING A FUCKING COUP, AND WE DON’T WANT HIM CENSORING THE ONLY BRAVE MAN AT THE SOTU. CHRIST ALMIGHTY.

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kauffy.us•24 days ago

*censuring

I just didn't want that to take away from a good point.

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valearle.bsky.social•24 days ago

You’ve heard of autocorrect changing a word when you corrected the spelling, I’m sure.

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absolutereality.blog•24 days ago

He posted a sternly-worded letter about how disappointed he is that Johnson hasn’t scheduled the unveiling of the Congressional Gold Medal for the Harlem Hellfighters.

He only cares about Black Americans if they’re already dead.

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marisakabas.bsky.social•24 days ago

i’m first and foremost a journalist asking the tough questions

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jokadhd.bsky.social•24 days ago

why is he on a set?

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rivertalesien.bsky.social•24 days ago

Tbf, it does look like he took a stapled set of papers and covered up his notes for the photo, but 🤷

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kelyetar.bsky.social•24 days ago

That's because he drew a giant cock and balls, while he pretended to listen.

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kelyetar.bsky.social•24 days ago

"Hmmm, yes," scribble scribble "oh, I feel your concern," scribble scribble

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dillo.media•24 days ago

did he pretend to write on it too lol. like drake pretend sipping liquids (there are amazing compilations of this)

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dillo.media•24 days ago

oh nvm I see now that it was telephone only 🤦

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ajmacready.bsky.social•24 days ago

GET HIS ASS MARISA

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shinery.bsky.social•24 days ago

Why does his manila folder have more writing on it than his papers

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nrg10.bsky.social•23 days ago

I’m sure he got his ass chewed from his constituents and he knows it! But him acting like it was all fine and dandy is deeply wrong! I will help whoever primaries him! Not from that state but will do phone calls, etc

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itsdvw.bsky.social•24 days ago

Has he ever heard of a headset? A handset is not great for a 90-minute conversation or for taking notes

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jstapfinator.bsky.social•24 days ago

you would think there'd at least be a goofy doodle on it or something smfh

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lifeharmony.bsky.social•24 days ago

His brain is blank and void of original ideas. Clone, vacuous, dishonest coward.

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kingpachuco.bsky.social•24 days ago

Omfg I love you lol. I followed you for your scoops but I stayed for your humor (well, and for your scoops too).

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tdcheetah.bsky.social•24 days ago

He takes all his notes in invisible ink so the fascists can't oversee them... OPSEC to protect his constituents of course!

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antpete.bsky.social•24 days ago

His “papers” are an upside down stapled document. The staple is in bottom corner.

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reganorwegian.bsky.social•24 days ago

Looks like the back of a packet. See staple upper right.

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nottodayjemma.bsky.social•23 days ago

You are correct. I noticed that as well. That said, fuck Tom Suozzi anyway.

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cornellmom.bsky.social•24 days ago

Tom Suozzi

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kantwistaye.bsky.social•24 days ago

also he’d 100% be doing this on speakerphone like come on

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roadflipper.bsky.social•24 days ago

🤣🤣

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method1.bsky.social•24 days ago

He’s learned his lesson from Stringer Bell about taking notes on a criminal conspiracy

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marisakabas.bsky.social•24 days ago

i’m heartened by all the new folks joining in on my favorite pastime of yelling at tom suozzi

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m0better.bsky.social•24 days ago

"common sense solutions." Is he getting his talking points from Mango Mussolini now?

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spamps.bsky.social•24 days ago

thank you for abusing my representative, he deserves it

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pastbriton.bsky.social•24 days ago

Luv2 yell @ Tom

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jamesmfraleigh.bsky.social•24 days ago

I’m not even in his district or his state, and hearing his voice in radio ads made me want to kick it through the dashboard.

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laguardiasghost.bsky.social•24 days ago

The tool known as @tomsuozzi.bsky.social is my rep.

He replaced George Santos in a special election. I mean, how fucking hard is it to NOT BE WORSE THAT SANTOS?!

THESE FECKLESS “LEADERS” HAVE TO GO.

These are unprecedented times and the playbook has to change.

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parsonslab.bsky.social•24 days ago

I miss George Santos

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skaboomizzy.bsky.social•24 days ago

What is the actual deal with that district? Is it like 35% MAGA - 65% the worst libs ever?

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marisakabas.bsky.social•24 days ago

yes, essentially. extremely wealthy libs who don’t feel the day to day impact of politics. very checked out. and then some of the most insane, racist people you’ve ever met.

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jackalheadedwoman.bsky.social•24 days ago

I took Marcy Kaptur.

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normcharlatan.bsky.social•24 days ago

It doesn’t help that I seem to associate him with Olivia Nuzzi.

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texinrhecitysf.bsky.social•24 days ago

He deserves all of it. MF is vile.

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texinrhecitysf.bsky.social•24 days ago

He’s the Jack Randall of our age.

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grouchysmurf.bsky.social•24 days ago

I saw that he voted to censure Al Green because the President deserves "deference." Wtf?? A lying, grifting, felonious crook who has aligned our country with a murderous dictator deserves to be jailed. He does NOT deserve deference. Tom Suozzi is a goddam moron.

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mishadc.bsky.social•24 days ago

Wow. To say this years ago would have been morally bankrupt. For him to say this now? He should have his head examined for severe cognitive decline. What a pathetic capitulating stance. No, we owe no deference to a Nazi narcissist asshole who delights in his hatred and disrespect for most everyone

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grouchysmurf.bsky.social•24 days ago

I'm not a constituent but that didn't stop me from leaving a scathing message for him at his DC office. I didn't hold back.

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mishadc.bsky.social•24 days ago

Nice. I did the same for Lindsey Graham after his appalling and inhumane statements following Trump / Vance’s disgusting attacks on President Zelenskyy

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oleblood.bsky.social•24 days ago

He should really get a speaker phone if he’s going to continue with these. He’s probably got a terrible crick in his neck

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tamargranor.bsky.social•24 days ago

Just have to remind folks that Suozzi gave up his seat for a ridiculous run for governor. After Santos won it, someone else immediately jumped in to run against Santos the next time. But when Santos was removed, Suozzi came back without any regard for the person who had already put in a year or so

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gpgomez.bsky.social•24 days ago

This is better than pickleball anyday

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ccreedrn.bsky.social•24 days ago

Phuk that dork.

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notlikenormal.bsky.social•24 days ago

I read that as "posing through it" and they may both be true.

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mkranz.bsky.social•24 days ago

I wish I knew about this town hall earlier; my folks are constituents of his and I want them to be up his rear and as much as possible

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ithacan.bsky.social•24 days ago

a 'tele-town hall' is exact same tactic as Speaker Johnson telling his caucus not to hold to hold them at all

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alittlebitzazzy.bsky.social•24 days ago

At his joint informational presentation with Laura Gillen, he announced this tele-town hall and got bitchy when a constituent asked him to do it live.
Gillen was supposedly going to do a live town hall at the end of March. I bet she doesn't do it.

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sitkaworldsfair.bsky.social•24 days ago

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electricchimp.bsky.social•24 days ago

#Gottem

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supernonna.bsky.social•24 days ago

And, why did this asshole vote "yes" to censuring Al Green? He's one of the 10 Dems who voted for censure 🤬.

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henleyparker.bsky.social•24 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/henleyparker.bsky.social/post/3ljr73ksimk2y

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maraleia.bsky.social•24 days ago

He's so fucking awful.

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itchystarfish.bsky.social•24 days ago

good catch

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ekvenuti.bsky.social•24 days ago

As a constituent, I received a robocall asking me to participate. I didn’t. It would seem that if there were 10k on the phone, he would have done all the talking. Doubtful anyone was able to ask questions or voice concerns.

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