Does he see this as a selling point? "Baby, I got the dick of a 22 year-old. Meaning I'm gonna be pretty bad at this and it won't last long"
(stares at you unblinking with his dead eyes)
BuzzFeed quiz idea: “choose your ideal Chili’s 3 for me combo, your favorite character from Succession, and your ideal vacay spot and we’ll determine your penis age”
On this viewing I finally realized he wasn't wearing a shirt. The first 700 times it crossed my skyline I thought he was wearing a long sleeve pale shirt.
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there’s no real job security when offering phallic feedback to an insecure tech millionaire
My god, why won't it die!
If he could leave the public eye, that would be great. If he could get out of his son's bodily fluids, even better
(stares at you unblinking with his dead eyes)
Old soul, young penis
It's not creepy. There's an age gap but our genitalia are the same age 🙄
so we need to just ask him