I’m not your fucking bitch, go do your own damn research. Stop being lazy and only asking for shit like MAGA does. If I gave it to you, that would be a socialist hand out.
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There's a big difference btwn not caring what ppl think of you and accepting that and acting so fucking annoying that no one likes and making it your brand. One's authentic, the other makes you a hack who's a thin-skinned lying sack of shit.
All of you literally do. Name me one of you who actually works at the FDA. I'll be waiting a while, but I'm challenging you anyways. Nobody believes you, bro. This meltdown makes you look even more like a liar.
Hey, just fyi. You kinda let your mask slip there. We lefties kinda like socialism these days. Acting like socialism is bad shows us you're not one of us.
No they brag constantly about how they did everything totally by themselves and claim they're being held back by other people asking for help, while entirely ignoring how much they've actually been coddled by their privilege.
No, professionally he cited as The_For_Real_AltFDA. You wouldn’t believe the number imposters also trying to publish under his name in the peer reviewed journal SHITTY MEME ACCOUNTS NOT BEING BIG MAD, RED & NUDE ONLINE QUARTERLY.
Care to share your real name so we can read your whitepapers and research, dawg, or are you just gonna be a foul-mouthed little shit when people ask for proof?
hey since you're here i have a completely serious unironic question - i'm morbidly curious about what your main source of income is doing this. it is like t-shirts or zoom calls or what
I have a real job and will not say more. You need to step back and take a look at who you are putting together in a group. Nat park is not AltGov and not vetted. They do their own stupid shit. That’s why we have badges and they do not.
I believe the LARP is that they are still active members of the fascist occupied government doing all the fascist stuff but they're posting epic memes while doing it. Like heroes.
it always bugged the shit out of me that a supposed government employee - one who knows how information should be processed - pretended to just spit out a random series of numbers, completely unprompted and for no reason, and a bunch of boomers ate that shit up like it was the second coming of jesus
if these people are the government employees they say they are/were, they're doing the public a disservice by disseminating fake hopium instead of focusing on real, actual tangible things that we can do for each other
Let me guess, your girlfriend is also a supermodel but we’ll never meet her because she lives in Canada and you can’t tell us her name because she wants her privacy.
Your mom is fucking dumb ok that's a lie she's been a sweet woman every time I interacted with her I'm sorry things get heated online and I wanted to win the argument but that's no excuse considering how wonderful your mom has been to me.
I personally think its funny that you invoke scientific method and credibility and are also piss-scared of having your work checked by your peers (shitposters)
I thought the whole point of agencies like the FDA was that they were to have all sorts of information at their fingertips so the public could use them as a resource. Super important to want to go to a non-MAGA one right now, with RFK Jr being as he is, but here we are.
Buddy we're already never voting for Democrats ever again, relax and focus on the task at hand: propaganda for PAC interests and proliferating bot engagement to manufacture consent
That's the tell that it's just a troll. Not even trying, just desperately trying to wind up folks who take AltGov accounts seriously. "He said he was with the FDA, but he was *so mean*! My confidence in government is shaken and I like RFK Jr. now!"
"Troll" is actually the kindest possible interpretation, because it implies a kind of deliberation, rather than the other possibility of an FDA employee who desperately wants to be taken seriously while demonstrating the self-control of a toddler.
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in fact making a post is one such method
Potty mouth
PWNED
I know it's hard to imagine but there isnt just centrists and neonazis in America
Literally everyone is laughing at you as you’re unmanned and made into their bitch.
imagine using socialism as an insult in 2025 what a joke
Dope.
it would be nice if either one of those things was true
"fuck you bitch i'm real"
"prove it"
"fuck you bitch i'm not doxxing myself"
yeah, real trustoworthy source of information. where's your grifting t-shirt shop, big shoots?
POST THE SOURCES AND EVIDENCE IN THE AFFIRMATIVE
Oh you're another one of these fucking grifter pieces of shit.
Trying to get in on the "Alt National Park" action, eh you lazy fuck?
That means the entire thing's a parody or a scam.
So this is the caliber of mind we're dealing with