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bornmiserable.bsky.social
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24 days ago
fun fact: if you drain all the color out of Elon Musk's face and hollow out his eyes, he basically looks like Michael Myers
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jackiejax.bsky.social
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23 days ago
Aw, Mikey deserves better than that πππ
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serenegoddess.bsky.social
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23 days ago
Halloween opportunities abound
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catebridget.bsky.social
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23 days ago
β checks out
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arkaydian.bsky.social
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23 days ago
No wonder Mike Myers parodies him so well on SNL.
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optimaximal.bsky.social
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23 days ago
And, as a bonus, you don't need to do *anything* to his personality to make him act like Michael Myers!
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acbkate.bsky.social
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23 days ago
Yes you do, you have to give him one. M.M. had WAY more charisma
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luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social
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24 days ago
Holy
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victoriadecapua.bsky.social
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24 days ago
He looks embalmed on a good day
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
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24 days ago
Embalmed Musk, I like it
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temecularises.bsky.social
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24 days ago
And this is uncanny.
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scottletteau.bsky.social
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24 days ago
I guess Musk and Shatner must now fight.
There can be only one.
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thatpandayouknow.bsky.social
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23 days ago
He does have the vibe of "Dude wearing someone else's face over his face"
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obicynkenobi.bsky.social
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24 days ago
JFC
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
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24 days ago
Temu Capt Kirk
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
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24 days ago
hahahahahahahaha, someone brought up William Shatner too earlier and I was all βohhhhβ
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
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24 days ago
also more like Temu Captain KKKirk :)
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
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24 days ago
π
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anvilwalrusden.bsky.social
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23 days ago
And if you allow him to act, it turns out he _is_ Michael Myers!
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drbutchermd.bsky.social
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24 days ago
I don't know, Myers doesn't quite have his mouth turned down like some kind of Afrikaner asshole.
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niceandinnocent.bsky.social
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24 days ago
He looks like if Micheal Myers had to poop
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faineg.bsky.social
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24 days ago
Iβm still mildly haunted by his resemblance to Pol Pot
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
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24 days ago
ha!
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iangary.bsky.social
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24 days ago
"I hate a guy with a car and no sense of humor!"
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qualitysnark.bsky.social
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24 days ago
This is so mean to Michael Myers.
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
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24 days ago
hahahahaha. Iβm sorry but this was a thought I had when I was at work and meetings after meetings and still I had that in my head and I HAD TO EXORCISE IT FROM MY BRAIN
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thatoldbear.bsky.social
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24 days ago
And if you paint him blue and give him a WWII Kriegsmarin uniform you get StarWars Admiral Thrawn
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openthewindows.bsky.social
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23 days ago
Remove the hair next and *bingo*
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bonjouritsali.bsky.social
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23 days ago
oh. oh no
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doro20.bsky.social
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23 days ago
Meyers is going to sue you
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davidalanmitch5.bsky.social
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24 days ago
Looks like a serial killer most of the time, anyway. If he werenβt a billionaire, that may well be how heβd have turned out.
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buckyunderbelly.bsky.social
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23 days ago
The sad part is, he'd take it as praise. "I look like Captain Kirk!"
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shrimpmeatmom.bsky.social
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24 days ago
If Michael Myers was Mike Meyers
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blubfeesh.bsky.social
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24 days ago
Austin Powers would NEVER π
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stu559w.bsky.social
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23 days ago
βSo Grimes Bred With a Nazi Ax Murdererβ
BTW the lilβ Damion on Kaptain Ketamine Kleptoβs shoulders is just being used as a shield. Iβm certain of it.
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jjakasquirrel.bsky.social
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23 days ago
Don't do my man, Michael, dirty like this
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eidolon180.bsky.social
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24 days ago
How dare you. Michael deserves better than this.
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samuelnaut.bsky.social
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23 days ago
lol donβt do michael dirty like thatβ¦ Elon Musk barely has any natural talent to concoct the Silver Shamrock scheme
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
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24 days ago
someone print this out and show it to all of Elonβs 73 kids
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melwin7777.bsky.social
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24 days ago
Might want to print out extra copies because heβll have a few more kids before the weekend.
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
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24 days ago
TO KINKOβS
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
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24 days ago
this is yet another Stupid Thought I Had to Get Out of My Head So Everyone Else Has to Suffer Along With Me
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shea-madonna.bsky.social
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23 days ago
do this but with the cheese hat pic plz
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pwnstix.bsky.social
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23 days ago
forgive my shitty attempt
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pwnstix.bsky.social
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23 days ago
Damn I accidentally reverted the saturation
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shea-madonna.bsky.social
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23 days ago
i see the vision tho
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
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23 days ago
thinking about doing this with his 79th kid on his shoulders
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shea-madonna.bsky.social
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23 days ago
hmmm idk i dont believe elon musk has ever shown physical affection of any sort to a child
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huckstergon.bsky.social
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24 days ago
tHE sHAPE
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thistrond.bsky.social
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24 days ago
Like Shatner, you say?
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hellamojo.bsky.social
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24 days ago
Shatner is Canadian... Musk started out Canadian... is Maye Musk the biggest whore of all time? Just asking questions...
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thistrond.bsky.social
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24 days ago
The Mike Meyers mask is a washed out William Shatner mask bought on a whim by crew on Halloween.
But yes, just unrelated to my point π
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infinitefinite.bsky.social
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24 days ago
I didn't need to sleep tonight anyway
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
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24 days ago
insomnia for all of us!
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angelaisms.bsky.social
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23 days ago
As a reluctant connoisseur of insomnia, I object.
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bets.bsky.social
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23 days ago
lol I fucking love you π
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cephaloctopi.bsky.social
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23 days ago
But with a much higher body count.
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mccabeagent.bsky.social
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24 days ago
Poor Bill Shatner
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boombutton.bsky.social
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23 days ago
Do you think he used Shatner as reference for the jawline work?
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sharky.bsky.social
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23 days ago
This is why computers were invented.
A+
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
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24 days ago
But creepier and murderyer
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
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24 days ago
hahahaha yes HOORAY ABBY APPROVED YEP
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
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23 days ago
YOU ARE BRILLIANT, TONY
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rulen613.bsky.social
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23 days ago
Cursed image.
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void0reason.bsky.social
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22 days ago
Somehow this makes him more likable.
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mswillow.bsky.social
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24 days ago
I reposted that so fast like it was a cursed image and I needed to pass it to the next person to save myself!
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
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24 days ago
it's the only way!
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mswillow.bsky.social
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24 days ago
[clown will eat me clown will eat me]
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evanparkernyc.bsky.social
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23 days ago
Michael Muskers
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evilalicesg.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Totally does
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There can be only one.
BTW the lilβ Damion on Kaptain Ketamine Kleptoβs shoulders is just being used as a shield. Iβm certain of it.
But yes, just unrelated to my point π
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