To me, the penguins are a black-and-white issue.
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Bishop Cranberry
Get on the penguins, Mr. King. You deserve some levity too.
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Pithy staids love grey.
-Gwan O. Sardino
I love you @stephenking.bsky.social!
(Me: A Canadian
Troops: Goose)
They are coming to kill your wife, eat your babies, shit on your chimney, and turn your kids goose gay
They will destroy our beautiful country like no one has ever destroyed it before
Haters will say they were training city combat with drug cartels, don't believe them.
(Cute penguin, I wish my area had penguins)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8rZL90o6CY
typo or spello
And it is hard to know how to fix.
Right up until this point.
A pun too far.
He’s a “punguin”. Shit, got me at it now! See what you did, King! See what you did!
I apologize. I'm sober.
She can be funny, too!
She recently judged the Comedy Photo Awards...
https://daisygilardini.com @jay.bsky.team
Will he try to deport the penguins too?
That’s why they’re being tariffed
He's a fucking idiot
Because they're not a flight risk
A melted penguin.
Know how much you like these (sigh) :)
German asking.
https://arxiv.org/abs/2007.00926
A fabulous black tie Antarctic cruise is rocked by a massive storm, and several people are lost to the sea.
One of those people survives and washes ashore on a frigid island.
The locals nurse him back to health, believing the tuxedoed man to be one of their own.
"...and the Emporers have a lot of orange colouring!"