Kind of wild to see he looks like a normal, civilized prosecutor in this 1987 courtroom sketch (excuse the quality) by Marilyn Church...it shows Giuliani arguing that the deportation of a Nazi war criminal should proceed...
Guiliani: "You will drop all charges, give me my stuff back and pay me not only all my cash but a 20 million dollar bonus and kiss my bare old ass at the end of this sentence! 3, 2 -"
Judge: "Uh...NO!"
Guiliani: "FFFfffuck!"
Trump: "AHHHH! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! I'LL CHANGE MY WAYS, I bigly swear!"
Guiliani: "What?! No no no! I want you to quadruple down, GET WORSE, fuck it! Go full Hitler, get them camps up, round up the (Jewish slur)! GO WHOLE HOG!"
Trump: "Yeah, you make a great point! LET THE GAS FLOW!"
it's surreal by itself, but the fact that the court drawing is of 2 more drawings/images is even weirder. Escher-meets-Dali. Inception for Hair Dye. bonkers, indeed.
His grandfather’s pocket watch that he’s refused to turn over because he’s afraid the attorneys won’t keep it safe and “it’s the only thing that matters to” him. I say he should put his money where his mouth is - he can have the pocket watch and a cardboard box, give the ladies *everything* else.
He doesn’t seem to realize that the women he set the mobs on, lost everything including the sanctity of their homes & their entire day to day basic safety. By comparison, him having to give up what’s likely a couple of highly mortgaged properties (leaving whatever’s left) to the ladies he defamed 🤷🏻♀️
"I could have done more. I could have done so much more. This watch! Why did I keep this watch? This watch could have paid for one more frivolous election filing!"
“Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.”
No one should be able to keep a $3.5M home when he's unable to fulfill a $150M court settlement. Let him sell it, give the proceeds to the women he wronged, and get a studio apartment in Gifford.
He ruined everything in his life to spread lies for a con artist and in the process he became one himself.
You should’ve listened to Michael Cohen, Rudy.
Please by all means put this awful man in prison with the rest of Trump's fall guys
Rudy was a respected, quite capable attorney - the mayor of NYC! Look at him now, insane, drunken, rambling shell of a man - clinging to life for no good reason - so embittered TAKE A GOOD LOOK MAGA this will be you
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He could have lived and died a hero after 9/11, but instead he was himself and now will die broke and in disgrace. How consistent with how he lived his life.
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God imagine setting yourself up to get roasted like this. Feels like I'm reading the script of a very formulaic sitcom.
...a lot can change in 38 years
His diet, his alcoholism, and his constant trailing behind Chump's heels is responsible for making him look like a dog.
The artist is only sketching reality.
Judge: "Uh...NO!"
Guiliani: "FFFfffuck!"
Guiliani: "What?! No no no! I want you to quadruple down, GET WORSE, fuck it! Go full Hitler, get them camps up, round up the (Jewish slur)! GO WHOLE HOG!"
Trump: "Yeah, you make a great point! LET THE GAS FLOW!"
His name is Henry. He’s harmless.
Does NOT have a portrait in his attic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH0UrqdH_8U
My sentiment exactly. Thanx, Sonya! 👏😜
You should’ve listened to Michael Cohen, Rudy.
Rudy was a respected, quite capable attorney - the mayor of NYC! Look at him now, insane, drunken, rambling shell of a man - clinging to life for no good reason - so embittered TAKE A GOOD LOOK MAGA this will be you
Hell, Giuliani is not even objectively bonkers - no excuse there.
He's just shit.
What happens when a rich person is held in contempt? They go home like nothing happened.