What is a Simpsons one-liner that either lives rent-free in your head, or you use in everyday life?
"Yello? You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
"Yello? You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
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Always a winner at concerts.
"Go home, Ralph."
correct, the best kind of correct”
"Yabba dabba doo!
Simpson,
Homer Simpson,
He's the greatest guy in history.
From the
Town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a chestnut tree.
AAAAAHHH!
Makes perfect sense if you are a Canadian.
S-M-R-T!
I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
Along with
S-M-R-T!
BOOOOOOOO
very well... Abortions for none!
BOOOOOOOO
Abortions for some... Miniature flags for others!
YAAAAAAAAY
AND
Cletus on eggs- they belong in a chicken's peepoobirth hole
Bart- remember when this country didn't suck? Cause I sure don't.
- Groundskeeper Willie
- Groundskeeper Willie
Are you ready?
Just gotta put my shoes on
QUEEN OF THE HARPIES
HERES YOUR CROWN YOUR MAJESTY
"It'll happen to you too" and "So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time".
“Uh…not smoking reefer”
“The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.”
“…does whatever a spider pig does”
“It tastes like burning”
"Marge, it's uter-us, not uter-you."
So it's hard to pick just one, but this still cracks me up:
https://youtu.be/1g-PHwFISWs?t=163&si=VG2YRhKcpPaxmLcA
🎶from a web 🎶
🎶no he can't 🎶
🎶he's a pig 🎶
“Like wearing nothing at all”
“You don’t make friends with salad”
“It’s because I kicked you, isn’t it?”
“I was saying Boo-urns”
“You’re the internet’s number 1 non-porno site-which makes you one trillionth overall”
"Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get down and get funky."
Sooooo many more already mentioned elsewhere in the thread.
filled out the pageant application incorrectly.
In the area under 'Do not write in this space,' he wrote, 'Okay.'"
(I think about this every time I fill out a form with instructions like that.)
(the kids in the cafeteria stare at Principal Skinner in shock and disbelief)
“Prove me wrong, kids! Prove me wrong.”
Everything's coming up Milhouse!
"AND THAT'S A GUARANTEE! this is not a guarantee."
This is a daily thing.
If anything I still use “Save me Jebus”
We say that when something is a queue but doesn’t appear to be going anywhere- “this is the Line Ride.”
Any time someone dares to besmirch a hobby or interest
Said any time someone points out something I’ve already noticed and perhaps am working to correct 😂
and
“‘Look in the tunk’ I think he means trunk”
*...swish!*
"You have 30 minutes to move your car, you have 10 minutes to move your car, your car has been impounded, your car has been crushed into a cube, you have 30 minutes to move your cube."
"Yyyello- oh great, MORMONS."
“Won’t somebody please think of the children!”
"You know, you're right! Tomorrow I'm going to punch Lenny in the back of the head!"
Specifically the way the lawyer says "AND DINNUH DAWG"
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Lisa needs braces!
I’m a singin’ hobo not a stabbin’ hobo!
TASTES! TASTES LIKE BURNING.
Not TasteD.
Doh!