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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
hey bluesky chefs, don’t forget to salt your pizza water when you make dinner tonight!
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akiteri.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Good thing I'm a dark type and am fully immune to this
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retnap.bsky.social
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mjelly.bsky.social
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560 days ago
It's not delivery, it's disjointed
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albertpell.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Nonnas everywhere are having heart attacks.
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bingybongo.bsky.social
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560 days ago
i had such a physical reaction to this
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borderless.bsky.social
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560 days ago
REPORTED 🤮
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
i will not be silenced again for my tomfoolery!
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elfy.bsky.social
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560 days ago
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
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elfy.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Someone needs some real home cooked food...
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mcconren.bsky.social
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427 days ago
No. I won't ask.
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elfy.bsky.social
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427 days ago
i named this image 'Anne Coulters Vaginer' on my PC
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walks30.bsky.social
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427 days ago
Sometimes silence is the wise choice… 😁
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elfy.bsky.social
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427 days ago
its important folks know this......all people, everywhere....
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Visit Maine!
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
they don’t call portland a food city for nothin
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miamurphy.net
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560 days ago
the worst part is that I'm pretty sure I recognize this as a Little Caesar's hot and ready because I am Aggressively Michigan.
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cantb.bsky.social
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560 days ago
I don’t think I’ve ever had Little Caesar’s pizza
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miamurphy.net
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560 days ago
frankly, I'm impressed that you've dodged it at academic events this long here
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yeets.biz
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560 days ago
save a little bit of the water to mix into your sauce, get all that nice starch in there 🤌🤌🤌
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
make sure you’ve got some soggy crumbs in there too
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jtillman.bsky.social
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560 days ago
🤔😋
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fruitykoala.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Is there a way to revoke invite codes to BlueSky
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isaacevilman.bsky.social
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558 days ago
Technically, yes. Just abuse the report feature.
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isaacevilman.bsky.social
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558 days ago
In Minecraft! In Minecraft! IN MINECRAFT!
Don’t know how much Bluesky cares about this sort of joke, so I’m just being extra careful for now.
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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558 days ago
lmao ur good 🩵 i knew you were joking
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isaacevilman.bsky.social
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558 days ago
I know. I’m more worried about staff seeing it, though.
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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558 days ago
no! i will not be silenced again for my tomfoolery!
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swilly.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Every time you post a picture of pizza water, an Italian child drowns in a lake
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
ciao bambino!
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dregan.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Make a soup base and you got a s̶t̶e̶w̶ Neo Kobe pizza going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCxiP4blwmo
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obskera.bsky.social
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560 days ago
I hate this, but also had a tooth extraction and am now considering this as a way to make pizza eatable.
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560 days ago
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
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katimae.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Dammit, now I have to follow you! 🤭
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ultramaricon.gay
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560 days ago
then blend
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kickstandoptional.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Water?
My god, you don't dump that do you?
That right there is orange gold! The makings of the finest pizza stock you ever had.
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mtndewstroyer.bsky.social
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560 days ago
hey,
no :(
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kawaiikaitlyn.bsky.social
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560 days ago
pro chef move
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
thank you so much many are saying otherwise
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kawaiikaitlyn.bsky.social
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560 days ago
I'm an expert cook, this is one of my signature dishes
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maxlegwolf.bsky.social
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560 days ago
On one hand, no. On the other, this probably really pisses off Italians so it balances out.
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spavel.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Chef tip: use wine instead of water when poaching your pizza for even more flavor
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goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social
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560 days ago
christ, pavel. I’m not a miracle worker
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spavel.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Then use your tricorder, Dr McCoy
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vtmicah.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Prefer soy sauce
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spavel.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Soy sauce is for marinading it
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
thank you for sharing your knowledge!
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salarta.bsky.social
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560 days ago
These tips are why I joined Bluesky in the first place
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telamon9.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Ya gotta put it in a baaaaag
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typocelchu.bsky.social
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560 days ago
I’m sorry, I can’t have any cause it’s not kosher. You goyim have at it though. I’m rooting for you.
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jaredgonia.bsky.social
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560 days ago
That's a spicy meatball
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restingdinoface.bsky.social
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560 days ago
A pizzawater base is important to so much NJ cooking
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sophiemonsterly.bsky.social
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560 days ago
I detect a crimes.
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thelos.bsky.social
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560 days ago
👀👀👀
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stealthbadger.net
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430 days ago
This is a human rights violation but still really funny
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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430 days ago
i already reserved my seat in hell
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stealthbadger.net
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430 days ago
Speaking of which, I love the way they do reservationsnow! I have no idea how they arranged these things with any kind of reliability before they computerized their seating system.
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rocksizedrock.bsky.social
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430 days ago
They use Rust to do the system and complimenting it comes with a lecture on the superiority of Rust which being hell is appropriate
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stealthbadger.net
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430 days ago
You gotta stay on brand!
Speaking of which, I'm wondering if they built the virtualization infrastructure with Ada.
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rocksizedrock.bsky.social
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430 days ago
Satan "of course we use Ada this is hell we have to stay on brand"
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jwash.bsky.social
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560 days ago
i always forget to reserve some before i drain it 🤦
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me-mal.bsky.social
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560 days ago
have you found it comes out clumpy and weird shaped? i use the vortex method when dropping my pizza in and it's fixed the shape AND texture issues.
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normalmacdonald.bsky.social
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560 days ago
This person must be stopped
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gamingpixie.com
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560 days ago
Thanks, I'll see this in my nightmares
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
no worries pal!
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rosenlynx.bsky.social
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560 days ago
this is physically hurting me!!!
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justkeepskeeting.pro
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560 days ago
i both hate this and love it at the same time
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
many people have shared this sentiment regarding my posts recently
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themckenziest.gay
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560 days ago
I feel very uncomfortable but I am also still here so
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db-user.bsky.social
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560 days ago
this is the secret behind why I follow you tbh
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justkeepskeeting.pro
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560 days ago
i’ve gotten that before too. i think it means they are good and take it as a sign of a job well done
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maoware.bsky.social
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560 days ago
A slice died for your sins tonight.
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untonuggan.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Definitely going to hit like, subscribe, and follow you for more recipes
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
the personal family anecdote at the beginning of this recipe is a doozy
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untonuggan.bsky.social
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560 days ago
I really appreciate the step by step process photos so I know when to add the pizza!
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chantalalive.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Thank you! Don't let that boil over now.
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
im watching it like a hawk
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godhammer6.bsky.social
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430 days ago
So you're not just making Pizza Soup? (YouTube link)
http://tinyurl.com/35suufd6
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dadgrillsolid.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Pizza water in the vitamin water logo font
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marymoo.bsky.social
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560 days ago
😬
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spyrling.bsky.social
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430 days ago
I just ate, man. This was stomach twitch-inducing. 😆
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durianthefirst.bsky.social
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560 days ago
This is totally insane, you are supposed to fry the pizza before adding water. 🙄
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
smh can’t believe i fumbled this
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zechharvey.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Neo-Kobe Soup! Just like Cyber Gram-Gram made!
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kacey-cyborg.bsky.social
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560 days ago
but do you bring the water to a boil before you add the pizza?
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
salt, rolling boil, then pizza
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kacey-cyborg.bsky.social
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560 days ago
gotcha 👍
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kacey-cyborg.bsky.social
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560 days ago
shit i did it wrong
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
oh no what happened
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kacey-cyborg.bsky.social
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560 days ago
uhhh
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pahfoh.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Now you can make pizza pops. Umami mmmmm
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alaia.bsky.social
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534 days ago
Mmm, pizza broth, perfect for recipes.
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jimnobu.tv
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430 days ago
Responding to this like Grimes tweeting at Musk “stop. this isn’t in your heart”
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jalapenopants18.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Whoa whoa whoa, you forgot the pineapple
But nost that nasty inner stuff, only the crunchy outer shell
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anymouse.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Needs moar pineapple.
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snowmedvandal.bsky.social
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430 days ago
Never has pizza been so abused
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kentparkskeet.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Erm, actually, it’s healthier to steam pizza.
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mous.bsky.social
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560 days ago
thanks! i almost forgot
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
yw🩵🩵🩵
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ocdarkknight.bsky.social
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560 days ago
@criminaltweets I got one for you.
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tygo.knot.gay
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560 days ago
“i lied. boiling pizza is… not the way to go.”
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spaghettithief.bsky.social
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560 days ago
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
used this one for my quit my job at olive garden post😎
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ripley.bsky.social
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560 days ago
It must’ve been really. Really. REALLY dry
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
just on the edge of being pizza powder
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ripley.bsky.social
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560 days ago
I knew there was a catch :3 🍕
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koga.bsky.social
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560 days ago
This is a crime
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
so was women’s suffrage
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matwend.bsky.social
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560 days ago
LIZARD
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
legality doesn’t equal morality mat!
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matwend.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Ohhhh see I had the timeline reversed and thought you were advocating against.
Now I get what you're dropping like it's hot
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macavoy.bsky.social
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560 days ago
it's basically just spaghetti but in a different configuration, right?
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miiiichael.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Cartel levels ☠️
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leahfluffytail.bsky.social
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560 days ago
exCVUSE ME WHAAAAAAAT
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gargoyle030.bsky.social
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430 days ago
Fairly sure in Italy, they will convict you of war crimes for this… 🤣
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plutopsyche.nicomaramckay.com
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560 days ago
No. 😭
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mrnos.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Just do it! It's fine!
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plutopsyche.nicomaramckay.com
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560 days ago
Never. 😭
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mrnos.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Come on...
You know you wanna
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plutopsyche.nicomaramckay.com
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560 days ago
I don't. 😭
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mrnos.bsky.social
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560 days ago
It'll be fun. All the cool kids are doing it 😎
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gopher33j.bsky.social
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560 days ago
I’m calling the authorities on you.
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
i’ll fight them and you for being a narc
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gopher33j.bsky.social
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560 days ago
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gopher33j.bsky.social
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560 days ago
I post photos or Hall and Oates when I can’t think of a comeback
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eatfrub.bsky.social
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560 days ago
boil
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
your posts are fucking incredible
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eatfrub.bsky.social
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560 days ago
@ bennyts
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adaephon1.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Real chefs use stock for pizza pilaf 😙👌🏽
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dathilj.bsky.social
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560 days ago
This caused me psychic damage
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
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erinlsnyder.bsky.social
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430 days ago
What the hell?!!!
Some of us have high blood pressure! There's plenty of sodium in the pizza already - I'm leaving my water unsalted.
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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430 days ago
some of us have low blood pressure!
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erinlsnyder.bsky.social
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430 days ago
Drink more sodium-rich pizza water!
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fumblebee.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Connecticut has issued a warrant for your arrest
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
connecticut can suck my ass
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fumblebee.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Well you can’t have any of our pizza then
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
whatever shall i do missing out on that world famous connecticut pizza
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oro.lol
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560 days ago
connecticut pizza it's where i connect the cut pizza in my stomach
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fumblebee.bsky.social
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560 days ago
Wait Pepe’s, Sally’s, and Modern Apizza want to know how many levels of sarcasm is that
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lizzzard.bsky.social
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560 days ago
about as much as the level of mid pizza in connecticut
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Don’t know how much Bluesky cares about this sort of joke, so I’m just being extra careful for now.
My god, you don't dump that do you?
That right there is orange gold! The makings of the finest pizza stock you ever had.
no :(
Speaking of which, I'm wondering if they built the virtualization infrastructure with Ada.
http://tinyurl.com/35suufd6
But nost that nasty inner stuff, only the crunchy outer shell
Now I get what you're dropping like it's hot
You know you wanna
Some of us have high blood pressure! There's plenty of sodium in the pizza already - I'm leaving my water unsalted.