I swear to god there is a guy here in this cafe explaining to a woman about how there wasn't GRAVITY before Newton "made it up."
One of his proofs is "how do you think they made the pyramids?"
One of his proofs is "how do you think they made the pyramids?"
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"I have no memory of this place"
Sounds to me like he may have taken one too many hits of acid. And this is coming from a cat who did MY share of acid, YOUR share of acid, and his share too!
Pretty much everyone on the team just stopped, turned, and was like... "you said what now?"
Then what did they dump on Carrie at the prom... 😨
he made gravity down
Quick, someone get the NYT out to interview him about his voting preferences
(My head hurts listening to this guy. I...might be a lesser mind?)
/s
Yeah, this is gold.
(PS: The woman is currently talking about her telepathic experiences and how they summon "squid people" to watch her from the darkness: I'm glad these two have found each other)
I'm running from the truth, now.
But still, I'm glad that they at least found each other.
Does one -want- so summon squid people to watch one from the darkness? If so, why? Many unpleasant speculations arise
Just stop thinking about it.
First result, one of these two.
*deletes app and throws phone in barrel of acid*
"I love my wife but oh you squid."
got a rake stuck in a tree once but never gave anybody brain cancer tho
Cause like it gravity didn’t exist… then wouldn’t the bricks just float? Like into space?
https://youtu.be/5AGhQst987A?si=D48xunUHNonUeZpy
“So, reality is dictated by belief, eh?” Then I lead them to a high balcony — say, ten stories up — and say “Jump.”
(take a guess if HE'S one)
"This is a [insert unique technological achievement here]."
"I'm sorry, but you aren't holding anything."
Yes it’s BS and based off some European tourist writing dumb shit. TIL.
but not to be 🙄
- Douglas Adams
1. Fish don't feel pain because they don't have nerves
2. Dolphins are smarter than people because they have "supersonic brains"
3. Scarab beetles are alien technology
4. He built a device that attracts AND WRITES ON CLOUDS but it got stolen at the trap house. 😒
https://www.subgenius.com/
Too many idiots out there. Just can't be around that much stupidity.