One very underrated pick-me-up is deliberately mispronouncing things. Commit to saying "arples" or "bananners" and you'll see results in days. Only ever pronouncing Moby as "mobby" has been an absolute game changer for my mental health and I'd recommend it to anyone.
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Or should it be Belle Turbet?
Especially as it gives two options.
Gym = guy-m
Gynaecologist = giney-cologist
Testicles = test-a-clees
Mullet = moo-lay
Microwave = mee-crow-wee-vay
Avocado = a-vok-a-doo
It annoys so many people 😊
Also.. the Irish for Hugh is Aodh - maybe Hughs/Aodhs only like to go by a single letter.
like "what do you want for lunch? domble?"
domble is just. mcdonald's.
Spider = spuder
Cherries = sherries
Snake = snek
(Totally adding squirbs 😃)
Weerm = worm
Mau = fly
That be idea? = Isn't that a good idea? 😁
"Left Coast, Earth 6."
Mob Bortimer
Ric Veeves
Cleremy Jarkson
Prad Bitt
etc etc.
Allow silliness into your heart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKetG35GEcg
"I doubt you're gonna have to"
"I doubt you're in trouble"
Are definitely all affirmative sentences
(To the point where I have, on occasion, had to clarify to strangers that I do know how they're pronounced, actually.)