Unfortunately no and I am alive to see the year 2025
Maybe I just haven’t gotten enough vaccines, will update after getting all of them for a second time
Jeff's "Truth injection" seems more like 10cc's of Russian baked artisanal right wing bullshit. Don't worry if all your veins are tapped out, you can always shoot the shit in your nuts.
yes i died after the first vaccine. Keeled over as I flipped off Alex Jones' general direction and said "Fuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" before sputtering out cartoonishly.
Absolutely, I've been vaxxed and dead for a while. The tax breaks are amazing! But there's still someone trying to contact me about my car's extended warranty. So a little good, a little bad.
I actually turned into a formless being of pure light at 11:59 on Dec 31. I'm still posting though cause like what else are you supposed to do when you're one with the universe?
It's true, as soon as the clock struck 00:00 I began to bleed from my ears and eyes 😔
My family haven't found my body yet, but at least I've learned to use a keyboard and mouse without hands 👻
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I'm not aware of any living Jeffs, are you?
Poke Blokes, rise up! We need you ✊
*pinching myself*
Yeah, I’m not unalive that’s for sure.
I am now just queer energy drifting through the interwebs.
Maybe I just haven’t gotten enough vaccines, will update after getting all of them for a second time
I’m actually dead.
Give me your money
I, and everyone else I know, are all dead now :(
But I LIVED!
Ready and willing for the next scientifically evaluated and peer-reviewed jab!! 💉🥼🧬
You win :3c
My family haven't found my body yet, but at least I've learned to use a keyboard and mouse without hands 👻
Died at exactly 11:59 on December 31st, 2024 and am now replying from beyond the grave.